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fastmover
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Do occupations that women have prevent you from sleeping with them count too?
Such as.........
Perfume counter attendants-couldn't stand to have them sniffing me.
Female GYN's-inspecting me for possible STD's.
Dental Hygenists-too proud of their own teeth.
(Dentists are ok - I'm not stupid)
Champion women weight lifters-I really hate getting bench pressed into different orafaces.
Tattoo artists-I hate women who mentally design things on my body, like some couch they saw or a pair of shoes.
Any woman who wholesales men's underware-I would be constantly stuffing kleenex into my shorts to compensate for a supposed lack of 'fullness'.
A woman who can juggle knives-she might want to juggle my balls if I piss her off.
Any woman who collects the urine and stool samples in a hospital-the moment she touches you, your gonna think, 'Did she wash her hands?' Yep, everytime.
Add to that any foot masseuse-nightmares of feet stepping on my dick.
Women who counsel sex addicts-'Yes honey I know you know why I want to do it'. 'No honey I have never done this before'. 'Yes honey I know if I want to do it again I'm a sick puppy'. 'No honey-puppy is just a word'!
Moderation in occupation encourages copulation.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:46 am on Mar. 19, 2007
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ThaidUp
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Reminds me of a girl I worked with who had a list of professions of guys that she would not date:
1. Salesmen > Full of Shit
2. Law Enforcement people. > Too macho and full of themselves. Most likely to be wife beaters.
3. Professional sports player > Too full of themselves and not too much happening upstairs.
4. Construction Worker > Between the Hardwork and out in the sun the kill their bodies early.
5. Painters, Garbage Men or Mechanics > Too dirty, can never get rid of the smell.
6. Lawyers > All are assholes.
7. Doctors > Too many long hours, not enough time for relationships
8. Firemen > Away from home too often on their shifts.
9. Accountants > Pin Heads
10. Stock Brokers > First they are salesmen (See #1) then when they loose you money see #6.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:12 am on Mar. 19, 2007
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DaffyDuck
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Sounds like a very smart girl. Other women should heed that advice - but we know they won't.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:27 am on Mar. 19, 2007
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fastmover
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How about women who run forums? Get frozen up close and personal.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:26 am on Mar. 20, 2007
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