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Quote: from seajohn on 11:48 am on Aug. 19, 2007
I feel sorry for the guys who can't take a holiday from their opinions just to relax and let them do the work they know so well.........
High-Fives on that one!
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Posted on: 10:23 pm on Aug. 18, 2007
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expatchuck
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Quote: from seajohn on 11:48 am on Aug. 19, 2007
I feel sorry for the guys who can't take a holiday from their opinions just to relax and let them do the work they know so well........
Yeah, SJ, but how do you really feel when you are at a disco trying to take a leak and some guy walks up behind you and starts rubbing your shoulders?
Bet you wished it was one of those nubile young things you have described! 
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Posted on: 11:02 pm on Aug. 18, 2007
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LocalYokul
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Quote: from DaffyDuck on 8:41 pm on Aug. 18, 2007
justify it as being 'masculine'. Goes along with farting, burping, scratching their balls, and ass
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Could you possibly sound any more 'Deliverance', please...?
ok, I'll try
the louder and more often a MAN farts or belches defines his level of masculinity
only panzies hold in the gases, so they can inflate their lover's penis with it later on, LOL
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Posted on: 11:48 pm on Aug. 18, 2007
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Joe Wood
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quote from LY : only panzies hold in the gases, so they can inflate their lover's penis with it later on, LOL
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You are beginning to get me worried !
If that is true, how come you know about all this, so much ?
My forum impression of you, riding pussy into the sunset and collapsing at sunrise for a short nap, is under serious threat.
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Posted on: 6:53 pm on Aug. 19, 2007
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LocalYokul
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it was just something I thought up to sound really homophobic, LOL
the sunset ?
I didn't ride the pussy home until 02:30 last night, sunrise was closer
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Posted on: 8:39 pm on Aug. 19, 2007
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seajohn
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Quote: from expatchuck on 12:56 pm on Aug. 19, 2007
Quote: from seajohn on 11:48 am on Aug. 19, 2007
I feel sorry for the guys who can't take a holiday from their opinions just to relax and let them do the work they know so well........
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Yeah, SJ, but how do you really feel when you are at a disco trying to take a leak and some guy walks up behind you and starts rubbing your shoulders?
Bet you wished it was one of those nubile young things you have described!
Hey, nobody is allowed to mess with me while I'm draining the main vein.
Those guys are persona non gratis.
Sure, ideally, I'd like to relax for a nubile thing (as you generously suggest) to help and try her hand at some target practice, but... I hate to disturb the possible conditions for my surprise shudder routine!
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Posted on: 8:52 am on Aug. 21, 2007
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Synaesthesia
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Quote: from seajohn on 6:52 am on Aug. 22, 2007
Hey, nobody is allowed to mess with me while I'm draining the main vein.
Those guys are persona non gratis.
I had a rather disturbing first experience...
My first Patpong experience saw me taken to Electric Blue (this was in 2008) by some Scottish guys who were friends of friends. Note at this point I didn't know you could take girls from the gogo bars. I thought it was like back home - look but don't touch. Anyway, we left there and went to some disco further down the soi or subsoi...can't rember too clearly as it was a heavy boozing session.
The disco was also a new experience for me...I new that the guys tried to wash/dry your hands for a tip, but I was standing at the urinal, cigarette hanging from the corner of my mouth a la James Dean, no doubt swaying slightly from the 10 or so Heinekens imbibed thus far. Anyway, still pissing away when these long, slender, reptilian fingers with perfectly manicured nails (at least 1.5 inches long) came slithering over my shoulders and started to pummel me with clumsy massage techniques. I figured that wasn't too bad and I was a bit drunk to care, so I rolled with it.
Then this snakey motherf***er grabs my neck and wrenches my head violently from side to side resulting in a disturbing series of pops & crackles. Completely off guard, I almost piss on the bloke next to me, and my lit cigarette went flying from my mouth narrowly missing another punter's wang mid-piss, which caused him to jump in fright and in turn almost piss on the guy next to him!
Furious that my last Gaulloises cigarette had been wasted almost leaving a 3rd degree bad memory on some poor guy's dick, and that my neck could have been broken I turned and snarled at the lizard like fluetey voiced attendant and growled some drunken threat which he didn't understand. Didn't pay either, which pissed him off no end and he sang out something in Thai at me everytime I came in thereafter to take a leak.
My new Scottish pals were in stitches when I related the story to them back at the table, and warned me that was something I should look out for in the future. A lesson well learnt.
As for manicures, I still bite my nails, so that's useless to me, but I like the idea of having the dead/old skin shaved from my feet after a good (traditional) foot rub.
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Posted on: 12:23 pm on April 18, 2009
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LarryO
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Several years ago I was at Darlings. After the first pop in the bath, the young lady decided my feet were too heinous. Out of her bag of tricks she pulled out a pedicure kit. A great experience, took just long enough to recover for round two & beats the hell out of a lacklustre massage.
Didn't feel very gay to me. I can see from previous posts this brings out the closet Homo in some people.
So before I go back in October I got thinking about it. While I got a lucky experience. Is there a place where I can be guaranteed to receive both services to a high degree.
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Posted on: 2:13 am on Aug. 1, 2012
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LarryO
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Long time since this question was asked, but I thought I would pose it again. Any ideas guys?
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Posted on: 1:02 pm on Sep. 12, 2015
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