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Two or three that is the question.
Should I take one and make her suffer
Or embrace the slings and arrows of outrageous BDSM,
Or take arms and legs of all and with it the sea of troubles
And a LB draft. To die, in sleep
No more, and by a sleep 2k short time says we end this now
The heartache of a thousand natural shocks
This flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
To awake perchance its not a dream. Aye, there's the rub.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:36 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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thailife
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I was once with ladyboy named Susi Mustang,
she f***ed my ass so good it made me yell 'hot dang'
as she worked my cock all I could say was dang,
it's a good thing she wasn't there with her whole gang,
and next thing you know I sang,
it was my bell she rang,
and then I felt the big bang
And I pissed and came all over the f***ing bitches face.
Actually a true story, you can check out Lusi..... http://www.transsexuals.bz/beautiful-f***-doll-ladyboy-lusi-mustang-does-it-again
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:13 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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Quim
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The Invitation
I had been staring at her shamelessly, because of her light blue eyes,
and because I recognized her from before,
One of those goddesses who guard the entrances to the palaces
that pass for restaurants down here.
As she leaves she passes me an invitation, "You look like
you definitely should come," she says.
And I do. An opening night for a German artist from
Berlin, but who now lives in sunnier climes. He has a scar down his right cheek.
His art is raw and humorous, with lots of "Blows" and "Sucks" and, of course, "f***s". One is a painting of a ninja with the words BUKAKE BUKAKE BUKAKE BUKAKE BUKAKE NINJA written all over it.
Another portrays a woman in Louis Vuitton with jumper cable connectors attached to her nipples.
And there she was, my invitation. Wearing those FMPs (f*** ME PUMPS) in red velvet, with blue diamond crusted toes. I want to drag her outside into the rainy parking lot and f*** her against the green dumpster.
But she doesn't remember me. Of course. What do I have to offer in return for her late 20s 5'9" towering beauty, a gut of middle aged acquisition.
Her friend has the most perfect pointed breasts I have seen on a blonde
in a life time of tit staring.
She drags me over to the German artist, who explains to me,
that he likes to push the limits. Nice of him to tell me, I would have never known.
I kiss her cheek nonchalantly on my way out, as if I was saying
goodbye to an old friend.
It's all fake, of course, but we play it the only way we can.
The rain has softened on my way out.
Q.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:17 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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thailife
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we should do Heiko peotry..... we are so close to it anyways. And besides, it would be ok fro the drunken amonsgst us to post without feeling bad. to tell you the truth, we should have a "drunk" poetry section about Thailand.
Here is a decent version for universal drunkeness:
http://www.drunkard.com/
I have been an avid follower of this site for many years.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:29 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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Quim
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f*** YOU!
f*** you, he said, no, f*** YOU!,
she said.
You f*** with me like you f***ing don't care,
so f*** YOU!
She said, f*** YOU, again.
f*** off, he said, you know I f***ing love you.
f*** you do, she said.
You just love to f*** me.
Ya, I love to f*** you, and you love to f*** me, so f*** off.
NO, she said, f*** YOU f*** YOU f*** YOU!
Very original, he said, you f***ing bitch.
Bitch f*** you in the ass, mother f***er, she said.
That's when her mother said, please keep it down or I will come over there and strangle you two f**ks.
Q.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:20 pm on Feb. 20, 2010
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thaiaficionado
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If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:56 pm on Feb. 20, 2010
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Kaymanx
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Have you wondered what
The post-op LadyBoy did
With the Balls she'd earlier got ?
To me it seems weird
That while her scortum and her dick
Got tucked neatly inside her nick
Her testicles just disappeared.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:34 am on Feb. 25, 2010
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Bring it on.