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thewiz
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Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear..
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:28 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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thewiz
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Australian Shooter Magazine
An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which I quote: "If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: "The US should pull out of Washington."
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:35 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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expatchuck
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer by the name of Don Neuman in his early sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties..
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment — chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s jaw is on the floor. He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.”
He then turns to Don and asks, “Can you top that?”
The tough old golfer replies, “No problem, just get that lion out of there."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:49 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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jingjo
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There's Was Great Web Site
Started back in 2001 I think?
Info for the monger and some little money 2 pay the Bills to Run the site!
It Grows and Men from all over the World have a Common Bond.
There is a RT where some Business Grow.
Than there is 2 Pricks that f*** it?
(the Great Info Hwy )
Why does the Owner let this Happen?
BK This is a Joke.
Like Cal Eden Tried to Air
Your Business But % Rule
We all Can't be Wrong.
Trust Me soon there will be only 2 people posting here.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:27 am on Dec. 12, 2009
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atl
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Why do women have orgasms?
So that they can moan even when they're enjoying themselves.
A man comes home from the pub very late and very drunk.
His wife says 'OK smartarse, explain the lipstick on your shirt'.
'Fcukin easy', he said. 'I used my shirt to wipe my cock'
A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed most about a blow job?
99.9% said 'the 7 minutes of silence..."
and,
Two drunks are in a pub,
One says to the other 'I've f***ed your mother, pushed my cock down her throat then boned her up the ass, whilst punching her as hard I could in the back of the head!!
The other drunk says 'I think you've had enough to drink now, Dad'!
atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:52 am on Dec. 17, 2009
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Meatywsg
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It was only a matter of time....
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls
everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control
over his putter...
Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the
bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my
living room?
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:42 am on Dec. 21, 2009
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expatchuck
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The UPS guy.
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One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles..
"Wow. Bob", looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the UPS man comments.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that's when we started playing "WHO AM I."
The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play "WHO AM I?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet…then the women try to guess who it is."
The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:24 pm on Dec. 22, 2009
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expatchuck
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WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.
Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute
intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing
management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:27 pm on Dec. 22, 2009
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atl
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Nice one EPC!
my personal fav was:
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..
atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:13 am on Dec. 23, 2009
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thewiz
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I'm not sure what to do' says the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room..
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did wa swing the hammer, time after time.
'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I had to do was break rocks all day.' commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said, 'Yeah, I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to Go'!!!!!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:22 pm on Dec. 24, 2009
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