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hvid,
 Thanks for reminding about that classic!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:30 pm on Oct. 6, 2010
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expatchuck
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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something using hell and you say something using ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:29 pm on Oct. 6, 2010
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expatchuck
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At dawn the telephone rings...
"Hello, Senor Rod?" This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your lake house in Bella Vista."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot - he is dead."
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
"Si, Senor, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"
"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."
"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."
"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane?? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
"Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??"
"The one that destroyed your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
"What the hell?? Are you saying that my house is destroyed because of a candle??!!"
"Yes, Senor Rod."
"But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?"
"For the funeral, Senor Rod."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
"Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club."
SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.........
"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit !
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:23 am on Oct. 18, 2010
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thewiz
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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,
he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont..
Their first night there, she undressed as he did
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black
panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:43 am on Oct. 18, 2010
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expatchuck
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "What do we do now? We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:01 am on Oct. 27, 2010
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Quim
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa's heart has stopped beating, but his mouth is still speaking."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "What do we do now? We've never had a Republican in the family before!"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:31 am on Oct. 27, 2010
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expatchuck
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Quim:
The second one is never as funny as the original.
One of your more imaginative posts, however. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:48 am on Oct. 27, 2010
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Adventure Guy
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For the intellectuals:
Rene Descartes walked into his favorite bar, and the bartender shouted in glee, "Ahhh Monsieur Descartes. Welcome! We have missed your good company since your last book. Will you have your special drink?"
Descartes thought a moment, and replied, "Hmm, I don't think..."
Upon which he promptly disappeared.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:16 am on Oct. 27, 2010
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Adventure Guy
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Quote: from expatchuck on 2:48 pm on Oct. 27, 2010
Quim: The second one is never as funny as the original.
Oh Democrats; stealing jokes even.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:26 am on Oct. 27, 2010
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The Mother Superior had an exhausting day and decided to retire to her chambers early for the evening. She instructed the young nun downstairs that she was not to be disturbed.
The Mother Superior wearily climbed the stairs to her room. She went inside, drew a hot bath, disrobed and climbed-in to soak her aching old bones.
To her irritation, the phone rang. She answered, and was told by the young nun downstairs that a blind man was here and asked to see her. She had no idea who he was, but decided her vows would not permit her to turn away a blind man, no matter how exhausted she was.
So, she told the young nun to allow him up. Too tired to dress again, she thought a blind man would not know whether she was clothed, or not. So, the Mother Superior decided to just slip back into the hot tub and await his arrival.
When the blind man knocked at her door, she called for him to enter. The blind man entered the Mother Superior's chamber, carrying a long cardboard box beneath his arm.
He looked straight at her and said: "Whoa! Nice tits sister! So, where do you want me to hang these blinds?"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:57 am on Oct. 27, 2010
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