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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had long denied him the worldly pleasures that he wanted so bad. In fact, the poor guy had not even seen her in the buff.
However, the young lady liked speed which the young guy abhorred. One day, as they were driving down the freeway, the hassled young lady remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing."
The astonished young guy couldn't believe his ears. Enthusiastically he speeded up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, and the lady took off her blouse. At 60 off came her skirt. At 65 she removed her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, the young man became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped.
She tried to pull him free, but alas he was stuck "Go up to the road and get help," he panted. "But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "Try and cover yourself up with this shoe," he told her. So, she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her thighs, replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:38 am on Feb. 23, 2011
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expatchuck
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Three Holy men and a bear
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.
'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next....
He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul.
And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus...Hallelujah!
The priest and the reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it,... circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:28 pm on Feb. 23, 2011
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dirty guru
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Young male goes to confession - he sits and says "i done something wrong " to the ajoining preist in the next box listerning-
"Yes my son"...."Go ahead...what might that be?" (he says)
"well (says the youth unsure)......."I aint exactly sure?"
Preist says continue-
""Well I drank lite beer before coming here to see if its the same and it is so I know I done wrong"...said the youth slowly-
"DID WHAT "? said the now slightly annoyed Priest
""I went down on my sister"- replied the youth
The preist curious said and "how is that like drinking lite beer?"
""well it tastes the same...but you know something aint quiet right" replied the youth.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:26 pm on Feb. 23, 2011
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Kaymanx
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3-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $ 800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $ 800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:30 am on Feb. 24, 2011
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thewiz
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Wisdom of the day..
Before Sex.. you help each other to get naked…
After Sex.. you only dress yourself…
The Moral of the story: in life… no one helps you once you’ve been f***ed..!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:44 pm on Mar. 4, 2011
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atl
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If you have 2 minutes and a trash bin to throw up in, I present to you the nastiest, most disgusting and non PC joke ever told in the history of the world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0
they made a movie about how sick this joke this is!!!
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:05 pm on Mar. 7, 2011
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atl
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My sr. year in high school I knocked my girlfriend up and after much discussion we decided to get an abortion.
We were both rather glum driving to the clinic that morning.
When we arrived at the abortion clinic I was so beside myself and nervous that I locked my keys in the car!
You should have seen the look on the receptionist's face when I went inside and asked to borrow a coat hanger!!!
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:26 pm on Mar. 9, 2011
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magnum
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After experiencing the discomfort and humiliation of a prostate test by the National Health Service, a friend of mine had his next test carried out while visiting Thailand, where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual, he was asked to fully disrobe. He lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse lifted his gown, lubricated his tightly puckered butt-hole and began the process of "loosening him up" for the uncomfortable examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.
"Umm, I haven't... got... an erection," the man grunted.
"No... but, I have," replied the nurse.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:31 am on Mar. 12, 2011
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expatchuck
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THE LONGEST PASSWORD
During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:58 am on Mar. 15, 2011
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