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jingjo
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A fat ugly women walks into the super market with two kids in toe, she does her shopping and proceeds to the check out.
The guy at the check says oh you have twins
The women reply's no ones 2 year old and the other is 3and a half years old, what made you thought they are twins she reply's?
Well said the guy at the check out said I didn't think any one in there right mind would f*** you twice!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:11 pm on July 16, 2011
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atl
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Good one JJ 
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say's "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started." - Henny Y.
sounds like something I would say 
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:24 am on July 17, 2011
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atl
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best pick up line ever:
Your body would look great in my trunk!
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:47 pm on July 18, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:07 pm on July 22, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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A rabbi, a priest and a Muslim cleric are out in a row boat with a 12 year old boy. The boat springs a leak, and they hurriedly begin rowing back to shore. The 12 year old boy falls overboard, and the boat keeps going. The rabbi says, "do you think we should help that kid?" The Muslim cleric responds "nah, f*** that kid." The priest asks " do you think we have time?"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:10 pm on July 22, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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A black student is dropped off by the bus to his waiting father after middle school. He tells his dad that while he and his gym classmates were showering he noticed that his dick was alot bigger than the rest of the boys. He asks is it because he is black. The father replied "No, it's because your are 19.
What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of five.
What do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus? I don't know but it sure could pick a lot of cotton.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:13 pm on July 22, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:16 pm on July 22, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"
"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"
"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:35 pm on July 22, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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This section will consist of anti-jokes.
What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" so the horse replies "I'm an alcoholic"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Burning to death.
What's better than winning 5 gold medals in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
A priest, a jew and a black man go into a bar. They sit down and order some drinks. After having a few pints, the priest goes home while the other two stay for a while to chat.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" So the horse replies, "I have Down's Syndrome."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Gang rape.
Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain.
He falls to the floor shaking.... and then through the floor and into the Earth. He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him.
They're not that close.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:46 pm on July 22, 2011
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dirty guru
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Well its nice to see christians making some light hearted feel good jokes-
God bless
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:18 am on July 23, 2011
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