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atl
Bob,

I literally cryed from laughter reading those

The little girl one reminds me of this classic:

What's the worst part of having sex with a 7 year old?
Getting the blood stains out of the clown suit!

What's the best part?
Thinking that she is 6!

atl


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Posted on: 11:13 am on July 23, 2011
atl
What's the difference between a dead baby and porshe?

I dont have a porshe in my garage!

What's the difference between a new born baby and my grandmother?

My grandmother didn't f*** me on the first date!


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Posted on: 11:28 am on July 23, 2011
vox
Racists are assholes.


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Posted on: 3:34 pm on July 24, 2011
Meatywsg
Have to admit, the 'tone' of the jokes has really hit a disgusting low, seriously, pedophile jokes simply aren't funny, they're sick, and on a sex forum I would have thought the last thing any forum member or owner would want is trivializing pedophilia ! Not nice guys.

Racist jokes are fine by me, for every black man joke there must be a white man joke out there, and Irish jokes are funny, its playing on the sterotype and can be seen as funny.

Pedophilia is NOT funny.


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Posted on: 11:23 pm on July 24, 2011
expatchuck
Getting the jokes back to a little more palatable place...

How to get to Heaven from Ireland...


I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

NO!' the children answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'.

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKIN' DEAD!"


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Posted on: 10:36 pm on July 25, 2011
dirty guru
I have to agree- and think some stuff is off limits-

Expat your joke style is more my taste


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Posted on: 10:44 pm on July 25, 2011
Kaymanx
Vox, Meatywsg
Thanks for saying it. I saw the recent posts a couple of days back and just left in disgust, preferring not to start another flaming war. Good on you two. (PS: Racist jokes are fine by me too, but to a limit. I detest the ones that debase.


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Posted on: 9:09 am on July 26, 2011
dirty guru
You didnt want to start another flaming War?

Dont worry about me- I can look after myself - go right ahead-

Besides this time you were right-

Where is that nice jewish Boy anyhow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRPWluNgzRA


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Posted on: 2:37 pm on July 26, 2011
BobFiveHead
For a while I didn't understand the whole thing why people were posting the cartoons of the prophet Mohammad. It seemed sort of wrong to do that. Over time however I slowly came to see why things like that are fine to post, and important to post. Just the other day I was reading reddit.com and came upon this post: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/iyng3/an_open_letter_to_trey_parker_and_matt_stone_from/c27qloi?context=1 which if the link works, is a good read.

Sure, this is not a public space and whoever runs it is free to determine what can and can't be posted here, and take whatever down that he may want. I agree that pedo jokes are in very bad taste, as I think that the racists jokes are. Yet at the same time I found them to be funny even in a tasteless way. Thus now it seems appropriate to post some racists-pedophile jokes, because that is what free speech is all about:

What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy?
"Would you like to buy some candy?"

A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park when they see a little boy.
The priest says "I want to f*** that kid"
The raabi says "out of what?"


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Posted on: 2:51 pm on July 26, 2011
atl
‎Three southern politicians are running for Mayor of a small town in the deep south. They all meet in the town square for a town hall debate.

After introductions are made, one of the candidates grabs the mic and proclaims to the crowd, "You must vote for me! (pointing at the other 2) One of my opponents is a crook and the other is a homosexual!"

The crowd gasps in unison, and one of the other candidates grabs the mic from his hands and declares, "I'M THE CROOK!"


atl

ps. B5H - My dad told me that one at lunch today after I told him your "buy some candy" joke....my old man laughed so hard he almost coughed up his brunswick stew




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Posted on: 7:21 pm on July 28, 2011
     

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