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This story used to be told in Indian media and advertising circles to illustrate the need for clear, unambiguous communication :
A social worker was visiting remote villages in tribal areas to educate people on the use of the condom and its utility in letting them enjoy sex without the fear of pregnancy. Since the simple folk had never before seen a condom she had to show them how it was worn, which she did by using her finger as proxy.
The people were well and truly happy and the good lady left, content in the knowledge of a campaign conducted well.
Several months later she re-visited the village for a follow-up. Imagine her shock when she found all the women pregnant. She called the men aside and inquired why they never used the condoms. The men showed her their empty condom packets. "It didn't work," said the village headman. The woman remonstrated that they probably did not wear the condom in the way that was shown by her.
The village headman insisted they all wore the condom correctly on the middle finger just as she had instructed.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:50 am on Sep. 29, 2011
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atl
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How do you get a retard to commit suicide?
Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who's Special?" 
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:08 pm on Oct. 1, 2011
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atl
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black!
yes, yes I know that I am a lib but that shit is funny 
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:37 pm on Oct. 1, 2011
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atl
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Bob 5 Head, here ya go:
What do you get when you stab an infant?
An erection
What does a toddler smell like cooking in an oven?
I don't know. I was too busy beating off.
What's black and blue and hates sex?
The 4 year old in my closet
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:44 pm on Oct. 1, 2011
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magnum
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My wife asks me the other night: "How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?"
Okay... so... I bent her over the coffee table, hiked her skirt up and ripped her panties down, smacked her on the ass and snatched her by the hair, cocking her head fully back, snarled that she was a filthy cum-loving c***, f***ed her hard in the ass, came all over her face, and then wiped my dick off on her draperies.
Umm... turns out... we don't watch the same movies.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:01 pm on Oct. 3, 2011
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atl
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this one is long, but it builds it up for the laugh at the end:
Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10,000 dollars prize money for anyone who could defeat "The Killer".
Jake looked at Bubba, a 6' 4" giant with the brain the size of a pea, and got an idea. He told Bubba, "I bet you could beat that guy. He doesn't look so rough, and you're no wimp." Bubba thought about it for a minute and agreed that he probably could.
The next weekend Jake and Bubba went down to the stadium where the tournament was to be held and signed Bubba up. An old man came up and started briefing them on the rules of the contest and such. Jake, seeing Bubba was a bit nervous, asked the old man for any tips. The old man looked up to Bubba and said, "Just you watch out for his pretzel hold. Ain't nobody ever gotten out that thing."
One by one, the contestants ahead of Bubba went in and came back balled up and hurting. Two hours after they arrived, Bubba's turn was finally up. In the ring, right before the bell rang, Bubba looked back at Jake and said,
"Don't worry buddy. I can avoid that pretzel thing." But not ten seconds after he had gotten up in the ring was The Killer laying on top of the contorted ball of Bubba and the referee was pounding the mat, counting to ten.
Jake screamed and started walking back to the locker rooms. He was pissed. He had shelled out $500 to get Bubba in this contest, and it didn't last 20 seconds. But right before he got to the door, the crowd went wild! Jake ran back to the ring to see Bubba with one foot on top of the unconscious Killer and one armed raised in the air by the referee.
Jake ran into the ring and jumped on Bubba. The crowd was out of control, and Jake and Bubba were $10,000 richer!
Later in the locker room, Jake confessed to Bubba he didn't see what happened. Bubba said, "Well, The Killer got me in his pretzel hold and I thought all was lost. I hurt like I'd never hurt before and all I could hear was the ref slamming his hand down counting to ten. Then I looked and in front of me I saw this big, hairy sack of balls. I had nothing to lose
and figured it might even help. So I stretched a little further and bit down as hard as I could on those things."
"Jake," Bubba said. "You wouldn't believe the strength a man gets when he bites his own balls!"
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:46 pm on Oct. 8, 2011
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expatchuck
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Random thoughts...
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Strewth, talk about Dyson with death.
Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."
"Sod that" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid....... then I was petrified.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back". He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said, "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said: "You're obviously not listening".
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake.
I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said,"I love you."
She said, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
I replied,"It's me talking to the beer."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:02 pm on Oct. 8, 2011
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atl
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EPC:
"My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:29 am on Oct. 9, 2011
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