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thailife
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How you put out a fire on an Arab womens face? Spit on her mustache. f*** the Arabs anyway. Never did like them. Hope the Jews light up some fireworks this month.... yes, I know, the Iranians are Persian, but I have no use for the entire region except Isreal. I hope the Jews teach these sheep f***ers a lesson. And while they (and we) are at it, let's just take over the oilfields.. f*** 'em all.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:52 pm on Nov. 4, 2011
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atl
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A GOOD JOB OPENING. A retired man went into the Job Center in LA and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist*s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they*re ready for the Gynecologist*s examination. The annual salary is $75,000, and you*ll have to go to Billings, Montana." "Good grief... Is that where the job is?" "No sir... That*s where the end of the line is right now!" atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:12 pm on Nov. 7, 2011
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Kaymanx
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal," he tells the folks. "I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my dick inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my dick unharmed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. OK?" The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his dick in the alligator's open mouth. The evil looking reptile promptly closed its mouth as the crowd gasped in horror. After a minute, the man coolly grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opened its mouth and the man removed his dick unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and his free drinks began to flow. The man stood up again and made another offer : "I'll pay $100 to anyone who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. Then a blonde woman at the back spoke up. "I'll give it a try, but you must promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:16 am on Nov. 11, 2011
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thailife
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Statistically 1 in 20 of us live next to a pedophile.... not me, but there are a couple of hot 7 year olds next door......
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:24 am on Nov. 14, 2011
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atl
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TL, I bet you and Sandusky could really party together in Cambodia 5555! Kidding man, I know you only f*** ladyboys that are over 18 atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:53 pm on Nov. 15, 2011
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thailife
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we shoudl change Blonks name to "Sandusky"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:53 pm on Nov. 15, 2011
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thailife
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T H E Jewish E L B O W A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?......... "What....... You coming empty handed?" _______________________________________________ Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated.38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:18 pm on Nov. 20, 2011
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atl
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass? atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:07 pm on Nov. 23, 2011
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vox
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A woman and her lover are in bed when her husband arrives home early. She jumps up, shoves her lover into a corner of the room, rubs him down with baby oil, and douses him in talcum powder. "Don't move!" she whispers. "Act like a statue" When the husband enters the bedroom, he compliments his wife on the new decoration. She explains that the Smiths next door recently acquired a similar statue for their bedroom, and if they could get one, so could she. The couple then go to bed. At midnight the husband sneaks downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and returns upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue. "Here," he says. "I stood around for three days at the Smiths' house and they never fed me a thing!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:29 pm on Dec. 1, 2011
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