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jingjo
A Guy's walking down the road and see's a hot babe and yells out

Hey come over here and sit on my Face

the babe reply's What's your nose Bigger than you DICK?


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Posted on: 10:59 am on Jan. 27, 2012
thailife
Why does DG suck cock?

Because he can.


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Posted on: 5:16 pm on Jan. 27, 2012
localguy

Quote: from thailife on 6:16 am on Jan. 28, 2012

Why does ** suck cock? Because he can.


If that post is allowed, then Rule 5 is an even bigger joke.


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Posted on: 8:18 pm on Jan. 27, 2012
atl
LG,

I think it was joke, in the joke section, and DG can take it

Trust me, TL has sucked way more cock than any of us

atl

PS. I am talking about pre-op ladyboys!


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Posted on: 10:22 pm on Jan. 27, 2012
expatchuck
The current plight of the Costa Concordia reminds me of a comment made by Churchill.

After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner.

Some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should chose an Italian ship.

“There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship” said Churchill.

“First their cuisine is unsurpassed."

"Second their service is superb."

"And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first”.


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Posted on: 10:25 pm on Jan. 27, 2012
atl
EPC,



BTW, that is my new favorite emoticon!!

atl



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Posted on: 10:38 pm on Jan. 27, 2012
thailife
Localguy... not only am I in violation of Rule5, I am also in violation of comon decency, humanitarian endevours, being a decent person, defcon 1, defcon 2, 3 and 4, CIA, FBI, ISI, NSA and pretty much anything that defines any normal person.

To catch you up on a few things, enjoy this thread.....

http://bkkx.com/cgi-bin/zforum/topic.cgi?forum=2&topic=195&start=0


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Posted on: 3:39 pm on Jan. 28, 2012
localguy
Thanks atl and thailife for setting me straight. I've been mostly absent from this forum for the last 5-6 years and didn't realize how much it had changed. I'm beginning to understand the factions a little better now too. Have at it, boys, sorry to interrupt!


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Posted on: 7:05 pm on Jan. 28, 2012
atl
Welcome Back LG

atl


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Posted on: 4:03 pm on Jan. 29, 2012
expatchuck
A Homeless man's Funeral

As a Guitarist, I play a few gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the South Carolina back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And, as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been puttin’ in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost... it's a man thing.


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Posted on: 7:55 am on Jan. 30, 2012
     

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