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atl
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass!
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:47 pm on April 25, 2012
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atl
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did I ever tell you guys that my grandad played a huge roll on that whole "Rosa Parks" thing that got the entire civil rights thing into motion?
Yea, he was the driver that told her to get her ass in the back of the bus! 
ya see, us libs have a broad sense of humor 
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:31 pm on May 8, 2012
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atl
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Good one:
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin' it up. So the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says. "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off." 
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:35 pm on May 9, 2012
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atl
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ya' think during the special olympics, in the wheel chair competitions, they consider WD-40 a Preformance Enhancing Drug? 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:29 pm on May 23, 2012
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atl
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A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large.
The man was sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:04 pm on May 24, 2012
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atl
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One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little Johnny.
The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: "You know, Johnny, it's not healthy to eat all that candy."
Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts "You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old."
"Oh," the man replied, "did he eat lots of candy?"
"Nope," retorted Little Johnny, "he minded his own damn business!"
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:40 pm on May 29, 2012
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tezza
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What does a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common?
Both get to smell the goods but neither of them get to eat it
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:12 am on May 30, 2012
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magnum
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... what do you call a whore with a runny nose?
... full.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:32 pm on May 30, 2012
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tezza
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Prostitute jokes
What is the difference between an onion and a prostitute?
I cry when I cut up an onion
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead prostitute?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Which stays warm inside the body after a prositute dies?
My erection
I like my coffee like I like my prostitutes.....ground up and in the freezer
What do you get when you stab a prostitute a whole bunch?
I don't know about you, but I get an erection
A 40 year old man & an 18 year old prostitute go walking in the dark woods. The prostitute tugs on the man's shirt and says "I'm scared". Man looks at the prostitute and says "you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone"
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:47 am on May 31, 2012
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dirty guru
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I never tells about basement.....
In my Facebook profile I have a blow up doll as current partner
...and 7 mass murderers as friends close....
Not one boo...infact 27 likes.....
Charles Manson is my father.....
Thais don't give a f***...you can't shake em off
Even scored a bloke without a dick with a degree....
Better get sound proofing
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:03 am on May 31, 2012
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