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atl
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Oldy but goody:
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:54 pm on Aug. 21, 2012
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SHEIKH14
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A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.
The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."
She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:05 pm on Nov. 20, 2012
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SHEIKH14
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.
They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors.
After about an hour, the man says to the woman.
"Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun."
The woman doctor agrees to it.
So, they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom.
She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room.
She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.
Finally, she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.
Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
The man says,
"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
"Oh, that makes sense", says the woman. "You're an anaesthesiologist aren't you?" "Yeah", says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"
The woman answers,
"Because I slept through most of it and didn't feel a thing."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:07 pm on Nov. 20, 2012
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SHEIKH14
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Jack left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only a
few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his
plane ticket on top of his dresser.
He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered
the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the
breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee.
She looked so good that he quietly tiptoed up behind her, reached
out, and squeezed her left tit.
"Just leave one quart of milk," she said. "Jack won't be here for
breakfast tomorrow."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:09 pm on Nov. 20, 2012
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SHEIKH14
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One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how
come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but
when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother, very surprised, replied; "Honey, you know how fat
daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes
by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:13 pm on Nov. 20, 2012
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joshw
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Good one Sheikh,
A Mexican boss is horny like hell.
He asks his secretary,
"If I give you 100 $ will you remove your blouse?"
sure
" If I give you anothe 200 $ will you remove your panties ?"
sure she says again.
"And what do I need to pay to sleep with you?"
50 peso like every one here
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:56 am on Nov. 21, 2012
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thailife
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation? To a different bar.
When you are in church and people say "jesus loves you" it is a good thing.... when you are in a Mexican jail and you hear the same thing... be worried......
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:11 pm on Nov. 21, 2012
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PussyLover 69
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FAMILY PROBLEMS:
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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finallythe other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law"
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my
father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the
grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the
Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my
stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:58 am on Dec. 17, 2012
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dirty guru
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"" I thought the job interview was going well.
Until I realised I was coming down off acid talking to a scarecrow in a field"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:50 am on April 16, 2013
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