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This my send-up of these scams. As long as they are deleted and ignored they are a nuisance rather than a problem. If you want to reply to any of these rubbish e-mails using my version, you are most welcome.
FROM THE DESK OF DR BAMBOO BOOANGA –
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Well tings are 'appening a big way now down in de ol' jungle. Da witch doctor had ees goolies bitten off by dat big ugly pussy cat wiv dem spots. De mud hut she fall down coz bin pissin o rain too much and dem cows av been not givin de milk coz de witch doctor him nuts chew off by de big pussy cat. My wives av been shouting at my ear dat day want more money to bring up de 150 children and all dat. De standby witch doctor him want money for do noo dancing boys and girls with all dem costooms and all dat feet stompin' and stuff. By the great will of General Binkorrupta from de other tribe, dem no bash us heads now. Him give me great big cheque for $1,00,000 dollar straight up, assa gai! We bin lookin' for a tax free bank account to send all dat money I don't know what to do wiv. It also get dem wives off me back, instead of me front. All I need is for you to send me your good bank details in your country and we can be good friends and I can waggle de old spear again. Gonna make you pretty dum rich too. Jes like Tim Buck Too ?
Now my friend I have even better news. I am de chief bean-counter at de Bigmudhutindejungle Bank, an going through de old accounts wiv a fine tooth comb which I pinch from my wife with the big titties. I find a whole lotta money that was there from some American bwana him die. He was doing the Big Game Hunting an sleeping in a tent. Then along came dis big big hungry lion and eat him all up while he sleeping. Him have no family just money in my bank. He is Mr John Doe, President of the Africa Friendship Economic Society, and he left plenty of the good stuff in my bank. This is strictly legal, all evidence, transactions and proceedings I can send you by photocopy to prove we are above board. Mr John Doe was a big friend of President Turbo M’Bikey of a country South of here that have a lot of diamonds and gold and stuff. Now this dormant account, that mean sleeping, like the big Lion that just eat Mr John Doe have $9,200.000 dollar USD (NINE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). Plus a load of shiny diamonds and a chunk of gold because him big friend of President Turbo M’Bikey, who am on de take, backhand and stuff.
MEANWHILE ALL THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT AND DIRECTIVES NEEDED TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS THE BONAFIDE EXECUTOR TO THE DECEASED, WILL BE FORWARD TO YOU UPON YOUR ACCEPTANCE. INFORMATION WILL BE RELASED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME AND ALSO BENEFIT MY FAMILY TO THIS GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. In Fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my dodgy position in this country as a Civil Servant and Pimp,We are not allowed to operate a Foreign Account unless I give a great big Bull Elephant of an under-the-counter gift to General Binkorrupta. Otherwise eventually raise the old eye brow on my side during the transfer because I am already ripping off this bank.
I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 0% RISK FREE. ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 0% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER SUCH AS TELEPHONE BILLS ETC, WHILE 90% WILL BE FOR ME.
PLEASE,YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AND SHUT DE BIG GOB AS I AM STILL IN SERVICE RIPPING OFF AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER I HAVE CONCLUDED THIS DEAL WITH YOU, AND DO A SPEEDY RUNNER TO SWITZERLAND OR COSTA RICA.
I shall be monitoring the situation and will be gone like a rat up de old drainpipe
as soon as I is rich.
So my friends please send your:-
Bank Account Number:
Name:
Date of Birth:
National Insurance Number:
Home Address:
Passport Photo(Better one with a suntan) :
and all dem silly things you don't need, like passwords.
Your friend Dr Bamboo Booanga
The End
If you open any of these e-mails you will find the same story from: Dr Ali Bongo, Katanga Bwana etc and about as many made up African names somebody can think of.
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Posted on: 9:45 am on Aug. 10, 2009
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Hermanolobo
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spindoctor-
I thought it was OK until I got this message !
Welcome to forum.419eater.com Forums
In compliance with the COPPA act your account is currently inactive.
Please print this message out and have your parent or guardian sign and date it. Then fax it to:
Parent or Guardian 
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Posted on: 12:47 pm on Aug. 10, 2009
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from Hermanolobo on 12:47 am on Aug. 11, 2009
In compliance with the COPPA act your account is currently inactive.
Takes intelligence to properly register with a forum, I guess...
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Posted on: 2:25 pm on Aug. 10, 2009
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Hermanolobo
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I suppose your intelligence, what little there is, is in your Duck's Arse !
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Posted on: 7:06 am on Aug. 11, 2009
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Hermanolobo
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SPAM ALERT !
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Daffy Duck works for the Nigerians !
He knows the technique !
Be careful of Duck Phishing Spam !
He is after your details to finance his whoring in Thailand.
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Posted on: 7:09 am on Aug. 11, 2009
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Kaymanx
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Quote: from Hermanolobo on 7:09 pm on Aug. 11, 2009
Be careful of Duck Phishing Spam !
Would that be termed phucking ?
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Posted on: 3:37 am on Aug. 12, 2009
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Hermanolobo
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kaymanx-
Good comment.
But in fact probably not.
He sticks it in their ear !
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Posted on: 9:59 am on Aug. 12, 2009
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kenneth
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Yes...your send up is hilarious.
Is it still funny now that you have sobered up?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:58 pm on Aug. 13, 2009
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