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butznutz
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I believe my most funny experience ever in a go-go bar was a few weeks ago in Silver Dragon at NEP.
Arrived there around 9pm, place was half-full with some nice dancers doing the Pole-hug. Asked for some orange juice and a word with the Mama-san.
Over came a young girl claiming she was the mama-san (I think not). Anyway was pretty pissed already, so I ask her if she has any girls that can do anal. To start things off, it took me a good 5 minutes to explain to her what I wanted with me in the end standing up and pointing to my butt. She looked shocked and said, “you wait Mister”
As I feared she went to the largest cluster of girl she could find and started asking away. Within moments all eyes where on me. Needless to say I increased the pace of my drink and fumbled for my wallet.
Suddenly 12 -15 girls come over to me, and start talking to me about why I want to have anal sex, debating why is it better then there pussies. One of them bent over and pulled away her G-string to reveal her love-pot. “you like”, playing along I said, “Ao Toot”.
So they started talking to each other and a girl emerged from the mass saying she can do it but she is a virgin and wants 25,000 Baht for short time. I put on my serious face and said, “Ok”. The girl was visibly stunned, but before she could say anything another girl came forth and said, “20,000 Baht”, then another for, “15,000”. Then back to the first girl for, “10,000”. Two of the girls started arguing while I said there sipping my drink.
They then said, they would both go with me for the bargain price of 5,000 per virgin ass. I said ok, and then the other girls applauded.
In the end I did manage to bang two nice hotties (Long Time) up the chute for 8,000 (got a discount later on)
It was a memorable and funny experience, that I can say
Butz
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:16 pm on June 2, 2003
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jenufa
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Butznutz, that is a great story with a very happy ending. Does this now mean that you have introduced the girls at Silver Dragon to anal sex, so that the rest of us can ask for it without going through the same process?
My most hilarious experience with bar girls didn't involve any sex (anal or otherwise), and didn't have such a happy ending. I took out 3 girls from Mandarin, and wanted to have dinner first. They suggested the Colosseum. Which as the name might suggest, is an ENORMOUS restaurant/live music venue. We ended up sitting next to the stage. At one point, the singer started interacting with people in the audience. . . and started talking to me. He was speaking English, I guess, and all the Thai's seemed to understand his English, but I couldn't. He keeps talking to me, and it is pretty clear that he is making jokes at my expense, making fun of me for not being able to understand him. Meanwhile, a spotlight is now focused on me, and hundereds (literally, hundreds and hundreds) of thais are lauging hysterically at me . . . including my three TGs. Finally, one of the TGs tells me to tip him 1000baht, and then he will leave me alone. Which worked, but I kept thinking, I paid 1000 baht to someone to mock me, think of what better purposes I could have used that 1000 baht. . .
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:19 am on June 3, 2003
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Hardon
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jenufa - imho that's way out from an hilarious situation. anyway it's nice of you that you took it so sportingly. hope you got to plug the mandarin girls later!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:02 am on June 3, 2003
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griffin
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silver dragon, mandarin, sharks I just love alain's and francois' places and their girls!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:07 am on June 3, 2003
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goodtrip13
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Took a trip in woodstock 9pm on a weeknight. 1 hr later fell in love with a girl at Hollywood. ST at the "hotel" near the stairs. Came (sort of) back to reality 2 hrs later - she's asking for money. I cannot count past two. Maybe three.
Convince her that I'll come back tomorrow and pay.
Walked home down sukhumvit watching the lights and talking to derelicts. Reached home on Soi 26 at 4am.
9am back in the office still seeing things.
After work back to Hollywood where I could count once again and paid her. She still looked good.
It was funny for me.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:10 am on June 3, 2003
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kev29ie
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I dont generally laugh at others misfortunes, but I feel I must tell this storty. It happened on Soi Bangla in Phuket. I was there on Honeymoon, my wife was with me as were another honeymoon couple (this was the lets go see a show type tourist thing).
There was a VERY large american man sitting by the bar. now I am a little on the chunky size, carrying at least two stone more than i should, but this guy was HUGE. He made Martin lawrence in Big Mamma's House look like Karen Carptenter on her last days. He seemed to be a total newbie as well looking into his beer and at his feet a lot. Eventually he plucked up the courage to call over the mamsan and indicated which girl he would like, a discussion followed and it seemed that the mamasan was sugeesting a different girl. From the length of the conversation and the expressions from the mamasan it seems he stuck with his original choice. - he had picked the samllest most petite of the bunch.
I was already finding this amusing as she was at least 1/2 his height and at least 1/8 his weight (we are talking the largest man I have EVER seen). I really couldnt figure out what position might actually work here - Not that it mattered - the cute BG gave him one look, stared mouth open and ran away.
He went for choice number two that went the same way (the other girlos had cottoned on at this stage and I think started playying the game) after a fourth even the mamasan was really trying not to laugh.
Soojn after the poor guy realised that even if one of the girls would have before, that they would loose too much face to go with him now, so he paid his bar tab and left. figured rejections dont come much worse than that - when trying to P4P on Soi Bangla to get rejected by 5 BG's in a row with a whole bar watching and a mamasan trying too look sympathetic, but giggling nonetheless
I think there are times when the mamsan or papasan really does know best.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:15 am on June 3, 2003
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Root Rat
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This is going back quite a bit and I'd only been in LOS for a few months. I was on my way to NP only to find that it was not serving / half closed due to elections or in respect for one of the Buddhist holidays - can't remember.
Anyway got chatting to a FL outside Nana - she had a bottle Sang Thip. We got on well and although not really my type, I suggested we get a room at Nana Inn.
Nothing extraordinary on the bed, but in the morning I got dressed having left my shorts on the table along with a wet towel. I hit the early morning sunshine and started to feel itchy down below - later found out my shorts were infested with those little brown ants - itchy as hell.
It was only 9 in the morning, but anyone seeing the way I was walking must have thought I was off my head. I didn't find it amusing but sure must have looked funny to any observers.
Always been careful to find a safe place for my shorts ever since. Lesson learned.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:26 pm on June 3, 2003
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dannyboy
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Root... man you win the award!!!!!!!!!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:43 pm on June 3, 2003
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kev29ie
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Root... that is a winner - i must remmebr not to carelessly discard them again (as I have in the past) - 555555
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:27 am on June 4, 2003
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nokna
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i have a similar experience of Kev29ie.
funny at the time but did'nt happen to me.
knew a girl who never normally went with men,but saw her with a man one night(the only time i have ever seen her BF'd).
she was 4'8 and so tiny and she was waking along the road with a man who i found out later was 7'4.......
my mind boggled at the thought of them on the bed together.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:41 pm on June 4, 2003
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