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LiamOZ
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When you don't worry that you have not bought tolilet paper, knowing full well that your (special) guests don't use it.
I haven't used paper in LOS for about a year now. It feels really wierd when I get home.
Liam
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:11 pm on July 5, 2007
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LiamOZ
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When you are quite shocked when you find a pussy smelling of dead fish, until you realise....horror of horrors..you are home AGGGHHHH!
Liam
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:15 pm on July 5, 2007
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LiamOZ
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You have a regular hairdresser, who knows the haircut you want and delivers, and she says "where your girlfriend today?"
You have a regular (straight) masseuse who knows your old injuries & causes no pain, who says "where your girlfriend today?"
You have a tailor who knows when you have gained or lost weight, and he says "where your girlfriend today?"
You have a restaurant that keeps large bottle of beers for you in the freezer when they know you are in town, and they say "where your girlfriend today?"
No BGs hit on you in your regular soi. They say "where your girlfriend?"
You have a regular seat in your bar and restaurant, and they say "where your girlfriend?"
You have a 'tame' taxi driver for long trips, and he knows not to ask "where your girlfriend?"
You know some straight girls, just for coffee or ice cream, but they don't know about "....your girlfriend"
You know some Thai males as friends....a recent development, not bad blokes some of them, and they don't really give a shit about anyones girlfriend.
In a nutshell you look like a local when the locals expect to see you with a local.
Liam
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:32 pm on July 5, 2007
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Minder
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When nobody within a crowded 500m radius of the in-laws suburban Bangkok home uses the word "farang" when they see you - even though you are the only farang you have ever seen in that area. Enjoy.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:34 pm on July 5, 2007
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LiamOZ
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Minder, you have truly integrated 555
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:15 am on July 6, 2007
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Minder
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......yeah, I concluded that after several years of my in-laws complaining to the neighbours about how they married off the eldest daughter to the only penniless farang they ever heard of, that the neighbours figure its best to ingnore me or risk that I'll ask them for money...Enjoy.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:01 pm on July 9, 2007
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LiamOZ
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Good one Minder
Then I wouldn't have much luck asking for a few baht to mend my sick kangaroo!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:17 pm on July 9, 2007
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atl
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Minder,
thats pretty damn funny and pretty close to the truth in my case as well....
hey at least we can keep telling ourselves our little ladies married for looks over money 
cheers,
atl
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:08 pm on July 10, 2007
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IBFarang
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When you forget your ball cap in Pennyblack and they have a BG return it to you the next day in your regular go-go bar.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:50 pm on Aug. 23, 2007
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seajohn
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You've begun referring to any motorcyle, scooter or moped as a "motorsai".
Has this been mentioned already...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:01 pm on Aug. 24, 2007
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