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Chompoo
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This is a very rough first draft of the "Thai Nightlife Debauchery Test." I intentionally left some blanks so people could submit their own questions. (I'm especially weak on the advanced kinky questions.) Also feel free to give any suggestions about the style or content, especially whether it is too easy or too hard. I didn't include any questions about "regular" Thai girls, I can do that if people think it is interesting. After some feedback I'll post the first version early next week and we can see how we score.
Score exactly one point for every "yes" answer. The final score is your debauchery rating out of 100.
For this test assume that BG refers to any kind of prostitute and only Thai girls or girls working in Thailand, unless otherwise specified. Also "sex" can be any of vaginal, oral or anal, unless the question is more specific.
Just Watching
1 Have you ever visited Thailand?
2 ... Bangkok?
3 ... Pattaya?
4 ... Phuket?
5 Have you ever been in a gogo bar?
6 Ö beer bar?
7 Ö karaoke bar?
8 Ö Thermae?
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10 Have you ever been in a bar in Patpong?
11 Ö Nana Entertainment Plaza?
12 Ö Soi Cowboy?
13 Ö Soi 33?
14 Have you ever been to an MP or Entertainment Complex on Ratchadapisek?
15 Have you ever been to the Soi 7 beer garden?
16 Have you seen a pussy show (darts, ping pong balls, Ö)?
17 Have you ever been hit by a dart from a pussy show?
18 Have you ever passed out in a Thai bar?
19 Have you ever rung the bell in a Thai bar?
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Types of Girls
21 Have you ever barfined a BG for ST?
22 Ö for LT?
23 Have you ever taken a girl from a gogo bar?
24 Ö from a beer bar?
25 Have you ever had a karaoke girl?
26 ... a freelancer?
27 Ö a freelancer who is a real full-time student?
28 Have you ever had sex in a barbershop?
29 Have you ever had sex in a karaoke room?
30 Have you ever had sex in an MP?
31 Have you ever had body-body massage?
32 Have you ever made a bet with a BG for sexual favors?
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34 Have you ever had sisters?
35 Ö at the same time?
36 Ö twins?
37 Ö mother and daughter?
38 Have you ever had a girl under 18?
39 Have you ever had sex with a pussy show girl?
40 Ö a Thai girl with blonde hair?
41 Ö a Russian BG in Thailand?
42 Ö a BG with no pubic hair?
43 Ö a BG with pigtails?
44 Ö a mute BG?
45 Ö a pregnant BG (if it's your baby it doesn't count!)?
46 Ö a BG young enough to be your daughter?
47 Ö a BG old enough to be your mother?
48 Have you ever been the first guy to BF a BG?
49 Have you ever f_cked the BG GF of a buddy?
50 Have you ever BFed and screwed a waitress?
Relationships
50 Have you ever visited the home of a BG?
51 Ö visited the village of a BG?
52 Ö had a true freebie from a BG?
53 Ö lived with a BG?
54 Ö made a BG pregnant?
55 Have you ever made a BG cry?
56 Have you ever been caught with a BG by your GF?
57 Have you ever sent money to a BG from outside Thailand?
58 Have you ever had a BG trash your hotel room?
59 Have you ever had a BG threaten to cut off your dick?
60 Have you ever had a BG threaten to kill herself over you?
Types of Sex
61 Have you ever kissed a BG?
62 Have you ever masturbated in front of a BG?
63 Have you ever had a hand job from a BG?
64 Have you ever been given oral sex by a BG?
65 Ö had anal sex with a BG?
66 Ö used a sex toy on a BG?
67 Ö gone down on a BG?
68 Have you ever woken up with a BG you can't remember barfining?
69 Have you ever had sex with a BG while another person was sleeping in the same bed?
70 Have you ever had sex with a BG while she was on the phone with her BF?
71 Have you ever had a threesome (you and two BGs)?
72 Ö (you, one BG and another guy)?
73 Ö at Eden Club?
74 Have you ever had a bareback BJ from a BG?
75 ... had bareback intercourse with a BG?
76 ... had a condom break while inside a BG?
77 Have you ever received a blow job in a BJ bar?
78 Ö by more than one girl?
79 Ö in view of other customers?
80 Have you ever given a BG a facial?
81 Ö cum in her mouth?
82 Have you ever taken nude photos of a BG?
83 Have you ever made a sex video with a BG?
84 Have you ever had violent sex with a BG?
85 Have you ever pissed on a BG?
86 Have you ever been pissed on by a BG?
87 Have you ever done scat play with a BG?
88 Have you ever done bondage with a BG?
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93 Have you ever had an STD from sex with a BG?
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95 Have you ever had a hardon from looking at a katoey (whether you knew or not)?
96 Have you ever had sex with a katoey?
97 Ö in her mouth?
98 Ö in her ass?
99 Ö in your mouth?
100 Ö in your ass?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:55 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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MrJoe
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Looking good! I just checked in before bed and couldn't resist trying this proto-version: quick count -- 76.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:07 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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MrJoe
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Oh, and it was an absolutely brilliant idea to do this, IMO.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:18 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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Sauron
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Actually I disagree.
As a measure of relative debauchery the test as it stands is one dimensional and superficial.
Anyway who needs it? Is it supposed to become part of our profiles or something? For huffing and puffing and comparing cock size?
Seems rather shallow.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:41 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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X
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I am just slightly trailing behind Mr Joe's 76 with a tiny margin. (but hey, he's been around longer, lol)
I have a definite 13... and a few possible maybes! 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:12 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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Dave
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My score was going great until I hit question 83. Then I stopped.
I must be old fashioned.
Dave
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:44 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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sayjann
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well i must be doing something wrong.
i only scored 46.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:58 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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bandit
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Anybody who reaches 93 should be banned instantly from this forum... I was disappointed that no question was, if somebody has ever given an orgasm to a BG. Still, I reached 63, even if I did not score after question 83.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:00 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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MrJoe
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A superficial gauge? Certainly. I don't beleive it's meant as a academic research tool.
Shallow? Perhaps. Who cares? I don't necessarily come to this forum to answer the deeper questions in life or for intellectual stimulation -- though that is occasionally available and always welcome.
I like the test because it's fun. I occasionally enjoy some good old shallow entertainment. I'm a terrible person, I know.
Comparing of size? We could do that, but I don't want to make everyone else feel inferior or jealous, so I shan't participate in that one. Ý Ý 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:54 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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bkkz
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I'll have to take this test next week, and perhaps get 95. Let me see, twins...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:04 pm on Nov. 29, 2002
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