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Hugh Jardon
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Now look here, chaps.
It has come to my notice that some of you are walking around in public places wearing slovenly clothes. What sort of impression is that going to give the natives? Always remember that each of you is an ambassador, representing your country. So if you have tattoos, hide them. More shirts and ties and less of this awful beachwear, eh? Otherwise others will view you as slobs. The wearing of socks with sandals is strictly prohibited unless you hold a British passport. The wearing of football /soccer shirts is only permissable if the wearer has actually attended a "home" match of that team. That should rid the streets and beaches of most of the Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal shirts. Even then, they should only be worn if the individual is actually on the way to see a match featuring his team on TV. Only holders of American passports shall be permitted to wear baseball caps and whether it is worn with the peak facing front or rear will act as an indicator of intelligence of said American. The Dutch can wear caps too, as a form of body language to indicate that they are cunning linguists. These will henceforth be referred to as Dutch Caps. French letters are permitted on French Gendarmes' helmets, but French letters are also to be worn covering the helmets of all those indulging in sexual congress, especially with those of the shirt-lifting fraternity.
And another thing, it has come to my notice that some of you let the side down when it comes to your behaviour with those cute little ladies of the night, too. It is my understanding that some do not kiss or caress them. This is intolerable! Do we wish to be perceived as nothing better than animals? Always remember that our partners in these nocturnal activities have feelings also and we should treat them with tenderness and respect. I want you all to go out and buy "Joy of Sex" parts 1,2 & 3 and not to indulge in carnal pleasure until you've fully boned up on it. (is "boned" the right word here?) That reminds me; there is another matter requiring urgent attention.
I have been informed by an upright member  (of this forum), that people are using profanities and vulgar language to describe their activities. So none of those offensive Anglo-Saxon words like c***, cock, f***, from now on. Lets show how civilised and erudite we are here. If we instead talk of vaginas, penises and sexual intercourse, we will be perceived to be more refined.
You know it makes sense.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:21 am on May 12, 2005
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hypershade
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Quote: from Hugh Jardon on 2:15 pm on May 12, 2005
You know it makes sense.
One of your few posts that indeed does.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:27 am on May 12, 2005
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scobie
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Actually, Hugh, I know you're being ironic but I do believe that we are ambassadors for our country while we're here.
In another thread, there's a discussion of what nationalities thai girls like the most. They obviously base their impressions on many things, but our behaviour and looks would be one of them.
More important than being ambassadors for our country, though, is the fact that we are ambassadors for ourselves. Don't the Thais (irrespective of which class they come from or what they do for a living) place great emphasis on being clean, neat, well-dressed and polite?
I hate to think what they think of the farang who wander the streets in shabby clothes, unshaven, swilling beer from a bottle and f-ing and blinding like a thug.
I dunno. I think it's a matter of self respect, and respecting those around you.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:24 am on May 12, 2005
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Brocher
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When I go out on the razzle in LOS I usually take Baht 3000. That means roughly 2000 for booze and the rest is for a bar fine and a wee bit extra in case I find two available floosies with big tits. No wallet but a copy of the picture page of my passport, mobile 'phone and an atm card for the (almost) unbelievable occasion when I find 3 girls with the attributes I seek, forcin' me to take out some extra dosh!
I normally eat before I go floosie huntin' and eat when I return to the hotel so I don't need money for that. I usually leave Baht 2000, packet of condoms, camera, handcuffs n' the like in the hotel room.
Cheers
PS: I was lieing 'bout the handcuffs!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:58 pm on May 13, 2005
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Ballsburstin
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When I go out in BKK, it's usually in slacks, a light cotton shirt, and deck shoes. It has the "smart but casual" look recommended by a tour boat operator one day a long time ago on Whitsunday [sp?] Island off Oz. BTW, my TGF insists on this, as she has a very definite idea about how I should look, and how it makes her look, lol! It's an easy thing to do for my TGF in a country that puts so much emphasis on face. I don't really mind, because it's cool and comfortable, and good enough looking to get me into most anywhere. Besides, she does the work anyway -- washing, starching and ironing, etc. But I had to hold the line when she started starching and ironing  my underwear, yikes, that doesn't work in the tropics!!
- Balls
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:07 pm on May 13, 2005
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