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seajohn
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Quote: from fastmover on 9:40 pm on Oct. 18, 2006
Really the 'it's my birthday' line may not get you anything free, but it can often soften the attitude of a girl (s) and then she will give you her very best.
Reminds me of a similar situation that didn't get me very much...
Some years back in the afternoon I was strolling through Thaniya and passed the large oil massage there, the most apparent one, with the sign outside. I thought, well, I'll see what the Japanese get when they come in here 555 So I went in.
Of course it was 500/hr. The girl was cute and young, and I heard a couple coo's from the other girls when we got matched up (they offered her and I accepted) which meant they thought I looked decent enough, so I thought Well, this ought to be fun then.
The room was a bit dingy and curtains around the beds though we were the only ones using the room, I think she locked the door. Pretty average massage. And during that we chatted a bit. Or rather I chatted trying to find some subject that might get some smile out of her. Yeah, she laid on the ice from minute one. Maybe it was her time of the month?. Somehow the subject of birthdays came up and we found that we had the same birthday! (though quite a few years apart). Well, I thought, this is gonna warm her up real good, cute girl, this will be great... She showed me her ID card, and yep it was true, wow... But still no warm up! Maybe she didn't like white guys... here on Thaniya... so I'd heard? Even the happy ending HJ she agreed to give seemed a little reluctant--not to mention the little fart she let out while bending over administering it........ Birthdays, shmirthdays, it takes two to tango. People got their personal lives, and their gas, and even if they're in customer service that will still supercede and starfish prevail 555
Oh well, maybe next time in a galaxy far far away! 
PS hope the Japanese get better than that from her on their birthdays matching or not...
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:55 am on Jan. 15, 2007
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fastmover
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The trouble was, it wasn't your birthday, fake or otherwise, so nothing to celebrate.
Should have gone back when was actually yours and hers. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:27 am on Jan. 15, 2007
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seajohn
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Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't think that was trouble. I just think she was a dud.
After her farting in my face I wasn't very inspired to spend any time with her on my real birthday. But maybe I should be more open minded. Try new things.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:16 am on Jan. 15, 2007
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Debaucher
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Writing from my personal domain of iniquity, might I suggest that the degree of initimacy and mutual accolade that this lady so generously provided brother seajohn by sharing her flatulence facially, might in other circumstances be taken as a token of kinship and an expression of gaseous relations, not something one should let pass by lightly.
I have heard that some guys pay thousands for that sort of experience. To each, his own.
By the way, seajohn, were you still wearing your street pollution mask at the time, or had you completely disrobed and were thus utterly defenceless and vulnerable to her unique salutation ?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:49 pm on Jan. 15, 2007
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seajohn
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Yeah, I know, it's kinda sad I didn't recognize the signs of intimacy and comfortableness, opening up of the barriers that exist in society, even when the sign was right in my face. Ships passing in the night. And there I was, trying to pretend it never happened... Just like a foolish little robot. Still so much to learn about life.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:27 pm on Jan. 15, 2007
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Buai
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This should be in the Field Report section Seajohn, but you will have to add some more details.
Was it all noise and no smell or a silent deadly one? Was it all dry or did she produce a moist one for you? What was it she had just eaten that she was sharing with you?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:47 pm on Jan. 15, 2007
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fastmover
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Jeez....barf bags!
I've heard of thread f***ng,
but not thread farting.
Take some Glade with ya next time seajohn,
or pop a few candles on a birthday cake,
stick it under her ass,
and tell her to make a wish.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:25 am on Jan. 16, 2007
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