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bkkz
MS, if you want to try your luck with freelancers, you could check out Gulliver's on Sukhumvit Soi 5. It's on your right-hand side about 100 m from the main road (after the Amari Boulevard Hotel). It's smoke free.


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Posted on: 4:27 am on Feb. 8, 2012
DaffyDuck
Dude, I absolutely never have any trouble scoring (if you want to call it that) in Nana or Soi Cowboy. This is ridiculous - I used to joke that it is impossible, for anyone, not to get laid in Bangkok, on a regular basis. I have seen quadriplegics with girls hanging off the wheelchair; seen heavily deformed guys walk off with girls in tow; watched whale-like guys abscond in a taxi with their girl -- it's doubtful you are worse off.

Have you tried just the Nana car park after closing time? The beergarden?

What you need is a wingman for an evening - how about it, BK, or anyone living there or currently in town? Can you help MS out?


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Posted on: 8:03 am on Feb. 8, 2012
magnum
... okay, massageslave... to make sure our collective mentorship has missed nothing obvious, I briefed back through many of the recommendations that make-up your playbook.

... you are getting very good counsel from some world-class whorists, some practicing the game at the very highest levels, from the epicenter of the whore universe... to use an American metaphor, this is the Super Bowl, my man, and you are huddled with Eli Manning.

... our recommendations have favored most every practical alternative to satisfy the itch of any reasonable male libido... beer bars, soapies, oilies, outcall escort agencies, freelancers, Pattaya, go-go bars, Eden, BJ bars.

... with expert coaching from Dr. Love, and on your own, you've narrowed the field of attack on the endzone, eliminating several low percentage plays... good.... waste no time on what doesn't work.

... still... I am confounded when you write that no one at Poseidon was attractive enough for you... and, that Cowboy is "too smokey."

... this leads me to believe it is possible that: (1) back home, you've fantasized yourself into believing BKK is la-la land; (2) your expectations are unrealistic; (3) you are lazy, preferring eating and shopping to f***ing (the preparation for and act of f***ing requires work) ; and/or, (4) we've misinterpreted your needs entirely, and should move you into the realm of hung ladyboys; oiled-up muscular men; cloven-hooved animals; or, industrial-grade S&M... (speak-up anytime, Thailife... in that sinister realm, you da' man, you sick f***, you).

... massageslave, if you are holding out for a GFE with the Vargas Girl (Google that one up, young man), that ain't gonna happen... the Vargas Girl is a fantasy better left for a wad of tissue in the bottom of the toilet when you return to the locker room.

... but, you've a carnal banquet before you... it is all right here, my man... you are missing nothing.

... Thais are not good with uncomfortable situations, such as your hearing impairment... this was no surprise... many freak, and sideline themselves, but not all.

... I suggest you go the a play series on which you've already partially succeeded... call to your room the Mango girl you previously selected, who had such great attitude... she's someone you know, and who knows you... think casual, friend sex... not GFE, just casual sport f***ing... a movie in bed... massage... some call-out food.

... you probably budgeted for more sex than you've scored so far... you should still have plenty of bank, so don't let money stand in your way... tip any regulars you develop generously.

... I'm just not sure there is a whole lot more we can add toward getting you into the endzone... you got the ball... we've cleared a downfield path for you... focus, and put the pigskin into the endzone.

... as your departure draws near, make sure you've no regrets, for things you did NOT do... buying that flowery shirt, or trying that restaurant in NOT why you're here..





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Posted on: 8:17 am on Feb. 8, 2012
massageslave
bkkz, thanks for the tip about Gullivan. Went there and it was quite nice. Practically the best looking place away from the malls, in Bangkok so far. Didn't score though, all the girls were playing pool. It was like a junior high dance in there, all the girls in one side, the guys on the other drinking.

I guess I am doing something wrong. Possibly I am supposed to force myself into the sphere of awareness of the ladies, or something. Maybe you're not supposed to wear red or black after New Years? Some sort of secret gang sign like the crips in LA or something?

Off to Tulip.


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Posted on: 10:06 am on Feb. 8, 2012
bkkz
The girls playing pool are just relaxing, before they go out hunting later in the evening, so they may not be interested at that time. The girls sitting around the bar are normally available, a smile normally does the job.

I was going to suggest "home delivery" for you, but I forgot about your problems using the phone. Hey, give Eden Club (on Sukhumvit Soi 7/1) a try, it could be fun. If you don't fancy 2 girls at a time, then do the take home option, from 10 pm onwards. 4 K per girl from 10 pm to 6 am.


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Posted on: 10:57 am on Feb. 8, 2012
snoops
I desreve an apology from some of you who have grudges to hold-what grudge I really dont know.

I just read magnum-;s post. Its what ive been saying except my way maybe a bit harsher while trying to add a bit of humour.


Ive also seen real pretty girls at Rainbow do shorttimes with wheelchair bound guys.

By reading ms accounts I got to think he is freakishly morbidly obese.

My take on his mangos girls attitude. It was over in 50 minutes, the girl would have lost face in a session so short. She had to do what she had to do to extend the session. How do I know-------------its happened to me. No nothing from a girl for 40-50 minutes then when you say you leaving there is a sudden change in attitude an they beg you to stay. For me I just leave-if a girl doesnt like me she doesnt like me.

I know all the guys here are trying to help but you people are giving advice as if he wasnt hearing impaired. He needs someone like bkkz, or Dr Love to go with him and be his mouthpiece................hahahahaha.


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Posted on: 12:01 pm on Feb. 8, 2012
DaffyDuck
Go ahead, snoops - you're in bkk, be his wingman for an evening.

Seriously, guys, there's plenty of you in town - would some (or one) of you meet with ms, and be his wingman for an evening?

What about it, BK - you're always around. Help the guy out.

I doubt very much it has anything to do with appearances - see my earlier post. Quasimodo can get laid in bkk - with a smile.

MS, you were at Gulliver's - why didn't you check out beergarden across the way?


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Posted on: 3:26 pm on Feb. 8, 2012
bkkz
I'll try to find the time. Kinda stuck with work right now...


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Posted on: 4:18 pm on Feb. 8, 2012
poskat
I'm planning on going to NEP, and associated areas on friday night at about 930pm.

look me up if interested



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Posted on: 11:17 pm on Feb. 8, 2012
DrLove
We've been actually to the Beer Garden on the tour.


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Posted on: 1:37 am on Feb. 9, 2012
     

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