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zipper
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Every Thai lady that I have ever spoken to on the subject has told me that the typical farang stinks to high heaven. The reason for this smell has often been attributed to the farang meat laden diet. The real cause is somewhat more delicate ; the American and Northern European practice of wiping their asses after defecating leaves particles of shit sticking around the anal region, couple this to the hot and humid conditions that exist in Thailand and you have the sickly, pungent, smell that characterizes Americans and Northern Europeans. The meat rich diet does contribute, but bad ass predominates.
So, if you want to make your selves somewhat more palatable to the Thai ladies, act like the French do and give those your asses of yours a good scrub with soap and water, after defecating.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:19 am on April 12, 2003
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chrisboy
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"save the rain forest, use no toilet paper"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:13 am on April 12, 2003
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Jumping Jack
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Zipper
What a load of shit!!!!
JJ
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:44 am on April 12, 2003
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Smegma
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Zipper, it makes sense.
On paper and Toilet paper trivia:
* The U.S. consumption of paper and paperboard in 1999 was approximately 354 kilograms (about 800 pounds) per person.
* In 1997 the total world paper and paperboard production was 299,044 metric tons. It would take about 200,000 Volkswagen Beetle cars to equal this weight.
* In the last 20 years, the combined usage of todays top ten paper users has increased from 92 million tons to 208 million, which is a growth of 126%. So the use of computers is not slowing the amount paper we use.
* Recycling one ton of paper saves about 17 trees, 6953 gallons of water, gallons of oil, pounds of air pollution, 3.06 cubic yards of landfill space and 4077 Kilowatt hours of energy
In 1973 Johnny Carson jokingly told his NBC Tonight Show audience that there was a TP shortage. ÝPeople horded, draining supplies. ÝJohnny then said, "just kidding," but the store shelves were out of TP, so people thought he was part of some shortage cover-up scam, and they horded some more.
* The average person uses 20,805 sheets of toilet paper every year. That means if you're the average person, you personally used about 105 standard rolls of toilet paper in the last 12 months.
* Not everyone uses toilet paper the same way. There are three methods of preparing toilet paper for use.
40% of us wad it up or crumple it up
40% of us fold it or stack it
20% of us wrap it around our hand
(I bet most of us thought everybody uses it the same way - Now I now one more thing to check on my future wife: I am not marring anyone who belongs to the 20% minority)
* Checking into a hotel in the old days required the clerk to hand you more than your room key. The clerk was also responsible for distributing toilet paper.
* What did people use before toilet paper was invented?
-Newsprint, paper catalogue pages in early US
-Hayballs, Scraper/gompf stick kept in container by the privy in the Middle Ages
-Discarded sheep's wool in the Viking Age, England
-Frayed end of an old anchor cable was used by sailing crews from Spain and Portugal
-Medieval Europe- Straw, hay, grass, gompf stick
-Corn cobs, Sears Roebuck catalog, mussel shell, newspaper, leaves, sand- United States
-Water and your left hand, India
-Pages from a book, British Lords
-Coconut shells in early Hawaii
-Lace was used by French Royalty
-Public Restrooms in Ancient Rome- A sponge soaked in salt water, on the end of a stick
-The Wealthy in Ancient Rome-Wool and Rosewater
-French Royalty-lace, hemp
-Hemp & wool were used by the elite citizens of the world
-Defecating in the river was very common internationally
-Bidet, France
-Snow and Tundra Moss were used by early Eskimos
Kimberly-Clark announced on January 16, 2001, the launch of Cottonelle Fresh Rollwipes - America's first and only dispersible, pre-moistened wipe on a roll. Cottonelle Fresh Rollwipes will initially be available in early Summer 2001 to consumers in northeastern and southeastern states, representing approximately half of the U. S. population. The pre-moistened roll will require a special sealed unit dispenser to be offered in a starter pack (dispenser along with four rolls). The pre-moistened product is dispensed from a sealed unit at the top of the dispenser. Dry toilet paper is dispensed from a conventional spindle at the bottom of the dispenser. The dispenser is easily installed in a bathroom - no tools are required and it fits most toilet paper holders. Go to http://www.rollwipes.com to view this new innovation.
* In 1996, President Clinton passed a law on toilet paper, taxing each roll 6 cents and increasing the price of the product to 30 cents per roll.
* The pentagon uses, on average, about 666 rolls of toilet paper every day. (a lot of shit going on there I guess - The number of the beast!!! the anti-Christ!! for those who do not believe it, the number comes from the website of a reputable USA company http://www.scottpaper.ca/consumer/kids/triviafacts.html )
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:51 am on April 12, 2003
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ABC
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Smegma:
Some day you gonna have to explain to me where ou find this stuff. Good stuff, but very interesting!! I'll share where I get my images from!! ha ha ha!!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:33 am on April 12, 2003
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ABC
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Zipper:
Interesting post. Wrong, but interesting none-the-less.
Quote: from zipper on 4:19 am on April 13, 2003
Every Thai lady that I have ever spoken to on the subject has told me that the typical Ýfarang stinks to high heaven. The reason for this smell has often been attributed to the farang meat laden diet. The real cause is somewhat more delicate ; the American Ýand Northern European practice of wiping their asses after Ýdefecating Ýleaves particles of shit sticking around the anal region, couple Ýthis to Ýthe hot and humid conditions that exist in Thailand and you have Ýthe sickly, pungent, smell that characterizes Americans and Northern Europeans. The meat rich diet does contribute, but bad ass predominates. Ý
So, if you want to make your selves somewhat more palatable to the Thai ladies, act like the French do and Ýgive those your asses of yours a good scrub with soap and water, after defecating. Ý
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:35 am on April 12, 2003
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Agamemnon
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Smegma,
That was almost as good as Fritz's piece in "Born in the U.S.A."
Jut one question though: Where do you guys find the time?
Respectfully,
Aggie
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:40 am on April 12, 2003
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JIMMY D
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Yes Zipper,
When i first arrived in Asia i had the same problem.
But now thank heavens i have mastered the "Bum Gun".
I also have found a way to open my anus to an extent that i can literally insert my own fist,and thus helping enormously with the cleaning.
My wife often comments on how my ringpeice smells as fresh as a daisy.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:30 am on April 12, 2003
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CalEden
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I used to have the same problem. ÝSo I quit eating solid foods. ÝI now only consume liquids such as massive quantities of Shingha beer. ÝWhen I require protein, I drop a live fish in a whirling blender (The famous "Bass A Matic"). ÝLiquid protein and no foul beef stink. ÝI now smell like sweet Thai pussy and Shingha. ÝI haven't had solid food in so long my bum has sealed shut. ÝAlthought trying to urinate semi liquid fish emulsion is very painful, those tiny fish bones...Ouch! Ouch! ÝBut, the traditional Thai urinal backmassage scares me so much I pee the semi liquid fish emulsion like a Abrams tank in Iraq. ÝAll the Thai girls tell me I smell soooo good it makes them hungry. ÝI smell like fish sauce and all they want to do is smoke me for free. ÝGetting off solid food and beef, best thing I ever did! Ý5555! 5555! 5555!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:33 am on April 12, 2003
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