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Al Kiholic
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Totally agree with you on taking a bath.
Makes me sick to think about it.
Well hanging in the jacuzzi is ok but I am not trying to get clean, I am already clean when I get in.
BB kind of answered in advance the next question I was going to ask...
Do BG's / thais in general say that fagangs that live in LOS smell, or only the visitors that live in the west.
Because I do notice that what you eat or drink kind comes through your pores when you sweat.
Kind of sick actually.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:28 am on April 13, 2003
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zipper
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Quote: from Jumping Jack on 3:44 pm on April 12, 2003
Zipper
<<What a load of shit!!!!>>
Load of shit? Certainly, the problem is that the shit is sticking to your ass, not inside, but outside your ass .
OK, if you like a shit overlaid ass , go ahead & don't wash, I'll make absolutely certain that I'll never get within atleast a kilometer of you.
Pity your Thai GFs' !!!
JJ
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Posted on: 11:10 pm on April 13, 2003
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zipper
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Quote: from CalEden on 11:33 pm on April 12, 2003
I used to have the same problem. ÝSo I quit eating solid foods. ÝI now only consume liquids such as massive quantities of Shingha beer. ÝWhen I require protein, I drop a live fish in a whirling blender (The famous "Bass A Matic"). ÝLiquid protein and no foul beef stink. ÝI now smell like sweet Thai pussy and Shingha. ÝI haven't had solid food in so long my bum has sealed shut. ÝAlthought trying to urinate semi liquid fish emulsion is very painful, those tiny fish bones...Ouch! Ouch! ÝBut, the traditional Thai urinal backmassage scares me so much I pee the semi liquid fish emulsion like a Abrams tank in Iraq. ÝAll the Thai girls tell me I smell soooo good it makes them hungry. ÝI smell like fish sauce and all they want to do is smoke me for free. ÝGetting off solid food and beef, best thing I ever did! Ý5555! 5555! 5555!
Super stuff CalEden, but with a sealed bum, how do you manage to err,, break wind? Do you break wind thru your dick?
Wish I could become like you.
Suppose that you execute a couple of 'break winds' via your dick, while ejacucaliting, what is the reaction of your Thai GFs' when this happens? Ý
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Posted on: 11:24 pm on April 13, 2003
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zipper
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Quote: from PopSecret
As for washing methods, get your shitting over with before your daily shower. ÝSeems to work for me, and I eat a horrible diet. Ý
The only thing I don't get is Western baths. ÝWhy sit in all that filthy water while "cleaning" yourself? ÝIf you're going to take a bath, do it like the Japanese and wash yourself off BEFORE you get in. ÝMakes more sense to me.
Well said PopSecret. A thorough shower, after a shit makes very good sense to me.
By the way, TGs' have told me that they generally insist on farangs, bathing before sex to reduce farang odor.
Also agree absolutely with the Japanese method of bathing, way cleaner than the Europeans.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:38 pm on April 13, 2003
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silentbob1234
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I can see where they are coming from in doing this. Especially with the way the climate is over there being hot and humid and all. On top of sweating and the scent coming through your pores from the food and booze you're throwing back, imagine the smell coming from your crotch and ass area after walking around in the heat.
You got to look at it this way, most likely she's going to have her face down there giving you a bj or a rimjob, so it's not THAT big of a deal to clean yourself up a little bit before doing the dirty deed.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:35 am on April 14, 2003
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zipper
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Quote: from JIMMY D on 10:30 pm on April 12, 2003
Yes Zipper,
When i first arrived in Asia i had the same problem.
But now thank heavens i have mastered the "Bum Gun".
I also have found a way to open my anus to an extent that i can literally insert my own fist,and thus helping enormously with the cleaning.
My wife often comments on how my ringpeice smells as fresh as a daisy.
Haven't gone quite as far as you have : ie, inserting fists & similar Paraphernalia up my ass - the idea scares me somewhat.
Do you insert your fist up your ass only after shitting, or do you have one fist permanently stuck up your ass , to keep it (your ass) clean at all times?
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Posted on: 1:16 am on April 14, 2003
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bound4bangkok
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like The late great REDD FOXX used to say
YA GOTTA WAAASH YO ASS!!!!!!!!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:30 am on April 14, 2003
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Jumping Jack
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Zipper
"I'll make absolutely certain Ýthat I'll never get within at least a kilometer of you."
Thank f_ck for that - I hope you use strong mouthwash as the only smell of shit coming from you is Bull shit
JJ Ý
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:57 am on April 14, 2003
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CalEden
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zipper, I only pass wind thru my dick when I cum. The wind super charges the ejaculate. 5555!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:26 pm on April 14, 2003
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The Machine
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Dairy foods which are uncommon in the Thai diet are the source of bad body odour.
Overconsumption of red meat can also cause bad odour.
Too much alcohol and cigs also can cause problems.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:10 pm on April 14, 2003
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