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barrafish
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SJ,
Had to look priapic up in the dictionary. Where do you find these words, lol.
Bumrungrad Hosp. supplie's the two dedicated nursing staff for the 'hand's on' approach at the meeting's and are beyond reproach out of hour's. From my observation's, the nurse's must leave the meeting's as soon as they are completed in order to convey the small container's of life to the laboratory at the Hosp. There are so many small container's, it require's the service's of the two nurse's.
As the meeting's are from 9am to 6pm, the nurse's do require their own private time for hand healing, food intake, shopping, tending to family need's and sleeping.
May I suggest that if one arrive's at the pinnacle of excellence during the hours of darkness, they could hold that position and attend the 9am meet.
RTB made the mistake of holding up his hand for relief. This is not the correct procedure. Around the wall's of the meeting, you see photograph's of how one should attract the attention of the nursing staff. The most common procedure is to stand up with your hand's by your side.
The nurse's are 4' tall and very easy for them to cast their eye's over the attendee's and see which one's 'stand out'. The nurse's can immediately tell which member is in dire need of urgent attention.
Raman, this is a free service and no financial transaction's are carried out. The only transaction that doe's take place, is your contribution into the little bottle. There is only one green door in Silom, just up the road from Patpong and SOL.
Barrafish.
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Posted on: 9:23 pm on July 5, 2006
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expatchuck
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Barra:
Until you mentioned the service was free, I was wondering if somebody with a really good medical insurance plan could get a blow job rather than a hand job.
Guess not! 
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Posted on: 12:25 am on July 6, 2006
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dekka
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Is the Nurse handjob thing a piss take???
Surely Bumrungrad would not be associated with such practice as imagine the damage to their international name and medical licenses.
However if indeed it is legitimate...do they wear their uniforms?? 
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Posted on: 8:53 pm on July 8, 2006
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seajohn
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dekka,
I'm going to stand up more quickly than RTB at the meeting and tell you that as you have been a Forum member for one year now, you should already have a clear and undiluted impression of barrafish's account. He is an honorable member of this here Forum (and a rather wellknown wild animal trainer, specializing in apes--I may be mistaken, but this is the impression I got from reading certain Z Forum threads) with a lot of experience in irrational day to day living in LOS. How can you possibly suggest a man like this might be fibbing? Are we all living in a dreamworld?
I thank him for the information. Though I am frustrated to hear that after 6pm you're on your own, as they say. Wow, what commitment it must take. I have noticed the green door and now I know what goes on behind it.
I for one am simply trying to make up my mind.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The swinging and laying of outrageous sexual fortune,
Or to take the nurses' hands against my sea of semen,
And by attending, thus end them? Ah, to ejaculate, to climax,
More, more!!!!!!!... And by ejaculate we mean to end
The blue balls ache and the thousand natural hardons in the street
That LOS fleshtrade is heir to. Tis a consumation
Devoutly to be watched. To ejaculate, to climax;
To climax, perchance to cream! There's the rub. It'd better be a great rub.
For what cream may cum when I've shuffled off my moral underwear,
Must cost me bahts: there's the expense
That makes poverty of so long life.
For who would bare whipping it out to score in short-time, showering alone in an Oily, the unrealistic student costumes,
The tang of conveyor-belt love, the bf's delay,
The insolence of non-BJer's and the sperms
Patiently made on the unworthy starfish,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a Bamrungrad body-nurse? who would condoms bear,
To grunt and sweat on top of a weary girl,
But that the dread of some oozing after sex,
The undiscover'd gonnoccocal from whose burn
No sextourist is very nervy, puzzles the swill
And makes us drunken bear those rubbers we have
Than fly to nurses that we aren't sure the looks of?
Thus conscience does make adulterers of us all;
And thus in the native language "heew". Coitus interruptus
Is f***ed over with too much thought,
And during adventures involving great amounts of piss at the last moment
The semen currents are turned awry,
And lose the name of erection. - Soft you now!
The fair Bamrungrad! Nurse, in thy rubber gloves
Be all my DNA remember'd.
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Posted on: 12:22 am on July 9, 2006
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expatchuck
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dekka:
I will try and give you a response that does not transliterate Shakespeare into something unrecognizable.
I have heard from a very reliable source that this is, indeed, legitimate. Behind the green door are a number of nurses waiting to do the dirty deed, as it were, in an attempt to ease the situation for all, so to speak.
One drawback I have heard is they have no fishbowl type arrangement so you just have to take pot luck, to coin a phrase. You might get stuck with an older nurse or, heaven forbid, even a male nurse. Therein lies the danger, methinks.
None the less, Barra is a valued customer of this venue and, I am sure, the green door beckons his return and opens at his approach.
I, now, have a question of barra. Exactly what did RTB have in his hand prior to holding it up?
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Posted on: 2:28 am on July 9, 2006
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barrafish
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dekka,
Bumrungrad is indeed a Hospital of world standard's and they must be wary of unscrupulou's behaviour and moral standard's.
They were recognized a few year's back as a major player and contributor of the invitro fertilization programme. Unfortunately a lack of donor's failed to keep their programme in the limelight so they came up with this sex clinic, and I might add a world first.
You will not see a uniform at the clinic. As I said before it is anonymous and anonimity is the secret for the upsurge in donation's. However parked in the driveway behind the green door's, you will see a vehicle with hospital marking's.
Only hand job's XPC. A couple of week's ago, I was in a cubicle with one of the nurse's and put my hand on her upper back and tried to get her to bend over to my hard erection problem, and she masterfullly squeezed my erection's 2 little round mate's. She just smiled and said, "You should know better than that by now". So just hand job's from her, and a friendly smile from her large pouting lip's.
The female nurse's are from Isaan. Very dark skin with long hair tied up on the head. Not stunner's, but very attractive in their late 20's at a guess.
I am not sure what RTB was doing with his hand's prior to the raising. However I could see a porn book beside his chair when his hand was raised. You know, the small pocket type one's men use for emergency situation's.
That piece of work by our esteemed member Seajohn is something to behold. Give me a couple of day's with that one, some funny part's in that lot, lol. And thankyou for the kind word's.
Barrafish.
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Posted on: 3:34 am on July 9, 2006
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dekka
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seajohn:
err...emm..huh?
barrafish & expat:
Thanks for the reply...amazing really that happens...not saying its a bad thing at all.....just eyeopener never heard of that EVER happening anywhere for sperm donors.
Still think they should wear the uniform...might get the specimen out a bit quicker me thinks 
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Posted on: 3:52 am on July 9, 2006
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seajohn
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dekka,
Sorry if the soliloquey confused you. I guess my spiritual struggle sort of squeezed it out of me. Since you are pleasantly surprised by the hospital's program, I'd like to emphasize what barrafish mentioned, that this is not just for cheap thrills alone. But for those with enormous sexual appetites which interest them more than any other hobby or chore.
In fact, barrafish, thanks for your compliment about my poem. It's amazing what a program like this can do for one, once one's made the decision to go through with it. And thanks to your inspiring testimonial, that's just what I'll do. Are they closed over the holidays or do I have to wait until next week? It's hard, very hard to wait so long...
BTW, if it gets too hard can they pick me up in that hospital vehicle you mentioned if I call?... Sorry if this sounds desperate, it's just that that green door keeps floating around my head like a tune I can't get rid of. With your experience, I'm sure you know what I mean.
EPC, thanks for the comparison with the famous English Bard, but I assure you that it was all my original creation. I have never read Shakespeare before and if my content somehow resembles his, I just don't know what to say. Maybe he had a similar problem as me about the unbounded lust for poontang? Since reading your post I've just gone out and bought his collected works and I now look forward to encountering a fellow soul.
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Posted on: 4:34 am on July 9, 2006
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jdfmail
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I can't for the life of me find this place. I wrote down the address and couldn't find it or a green door on Silom anywhere. Can anyone help me find this place? Detailed directions please. Is it on Silom or off? If on Silom, where exactly?
Thanks
Jon
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Posted on: 5:56 pm on Jan. 23, 2007
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expatchuck
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The last time I was there, it was located between Convent Road and Robinson's on Silom. This was a good year ago so they might have moved.
I do recall somebody telling me the door had been repainted to a rather disturbing blue color.
Can anybody else confirm this? Seajohn/Barra?
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Posted on: 11:20 pm on Jan. 23, 2007
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