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blakbart
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Bangkok Sister
What follows is a reasonably accurate account of my experience at the new establishment in Patpong named Bangkok Sister.
I should qualify my comments by saying that I am a long time Bangkok resident. I am no expert, but certainly a veteran. I have no vested interest in any adult oriented business in Bangkok. I have no ulterior motive. When it comes to this type of business, I am a good customer … period.
A friend told me a new “Eden-like” club had opened in Patpong. I’ve always been a fan of the formula made famous at the Eden Club, so I sky-trained it on down. I must admit, it has been a long time since I’ve been to Patpong. As expected, not much has changed. I found Bangkok Sister on the street I call Patpong 2 after some wandering around. The signs directed me to a very dodgy looking 3-man elevator that smelled like fresh urine.
After a few floors the lift opened and I weaved my way into Bangkok Sister … a rectangular medium sized beige hotel room with absolutely nothing on the walls but 10 or 12 nervous poo-ying staring at me. The word “spartan” comes to mind. Across from the ladies there’s a small leather-like loveseat and a coffee table. I assumed this was my seat, but before I could take it I was charged by a big fat lesbian with a crew cut. She accurately pegged me as an American and immediately began grabbing her crotch and blurting out phrases like “hey man, whazzzzz up?” From my blindside another smiling mamasan approached. She spoke about 3 words of English and apparently cannot understand a farang that speaks Thai. Together they wrestled me onto the loveseat.
“Yo man … wanna drink?’ she bellowed and pointed to a rolling cart with 3 or 4 bottles in the corner near a small table where I assumed they transact business. “Do you have Jack Daniels?” I inquired. “Sorry man … no Jack … we got Black and Red”. I declined the drink and turned my attention to the ladies.
I’ll have to say, they were a nice looking bunch. Young, cute and wide awake. Big Butch ran the deal down to me. It’s a similar financial arrangement to Eden Club. For 3600 THB you go with 2 ladies for 90 minutes. I asked if there were any girls that can perform lesbian. She/he/it went into a wild dance that included again crotch grabbing like Michael Jackson and making a “V” with her fingers and sticking her tongue through. The universal sign for cunnilingus I suppose. From somewhere in the back of the room a shoebox full of well worn looking sex toys was produced and shoved in my face. I assume this was to affirm the Butch’s claim that all the girls were wild for lesbian activity. More of her vulgar antics ensued then the box of toys disappeared as quickly as it had come and my attention was again turned to the young ladies. After very little deliberation I selected two.
The entire room seemed to be in complete shock that I was actually selecting some girls and intended to have sex with them. The two young ladies came over to sit with me on the loveseat. Both were very sweet and attentive. I was beginning to think this wasn’t such a bad idea after all. I offered them drinks and they took orange soda. Both mamasans … the dyke and the smiling idiot … arrived with fresh Johnny Red and sodas for themselves. That’s when I got uncomfortable. It has been a long time since I’ve experienced such a naked drink hustle. I did not expect it.
I asked about the rooms and butch said “yes … have many room … nice room … have TV soon.” Since the girls I had selected were to starting to purr, I announced that I would be the judge of how nice their rooms were, “so let’s go” I said. “Relax man … have a drink … you wanna a drink? We got Black”. For the next 15 minutes this conversation was repeated several times. I distinctly remember indicating, on three separate occasions and in no uncertain terms that I was completely happy with my selection of ladies and was ready to take the party upstairs. The girls purred, the smiling idiot smiled and Big Butch ranted on about nothing and kept pushing the Johnny Black.
There was some scurrying about in the rear of the room and some nervous conversations in Lao. It became apparent to me that there was some problem with the room (s). When I saw the smiling idiot go for the bottle of Red to top up their drinks I arose and announced that I was leaving. Like a baby Rhino the chunky lesbian charged me, plugging the gap between me and the doorway in such a flash I paused to admire her agility and footwork. Again there was an attempt to wrestle me to the faux leather, but I had a fiendishly cunning plan.
Pulling the Butch to the side I confide that I need to go to the ATM machine and will return post haste to entertain my new found admirers. Seeing through my paper-thin ploy, she eagerly offered to escort me to the nearest ATM. Before I knew, she links arms with me and we’re going down all herky-jerky in the pissed-up elevator that I’m sure goes all the way to Hell. Once on the street the butch frantically weaves through the crowd in search of an ATM. She gets 20 meters or so ahead and seeing my chance, I use the busy market as cover and duck into Safari Club. I sit in the back, sip my double Jack on the rocks and watch the door.
Funny how a night can turn on you isn’t it? I started out the evening all full of testosterone and schoolboy excitement. The ripe prospect of a new experience. Fresh territory to conquer. I was a man on a mission. Now her I sit … cowering in fear of a fat girl with a crew cut.
When the Jack kicked in, I regained my nerve and did the only sensible thing to do. I gathered myself, went right back down Patpong 2 and made a right instead of a left. The new branch of the well known Lolita’s is open in the same area and they welcomed me with open arms and parted lips. You always get what you came for at Lolita’s.
I’m not sure what the problem was with Bangkok Sister that night. The girls were the highlight of the place. What’s more, I’m pretty sure that the girls and I would have had a good time. Unfortunately there was a big cock-blocking lesbian mamasan that didn’t know what to do with a fish that had jumped in the boat. But, I’ve been in Thailand a long time … I’m used to seeing the practice of “business prevention”. Nothing surprises me in that regard.
What does surprise me is the comparison of this place to Eden Club on Sukhumvit 7/1. I wish this place was another Eden Club. (In my not-so-humble opinion we should have more Eden Clubs than Starbucks.) I never have a problem getting a drink of my choosing at Eden Club. I am never hustled for drinks at Eden Club. Most importantly, they never have a problem getting me upstairs at Eden Club. These two clubs aren’t even of the same genre. Comparing them is just silly.
An even bigger surprise is the rumor that the ownership of Eden Club is involved in this place. Trust me; this place does not bear the Eden brand. I could list all of the things that are missing that would make it even remotely “Eden-like”. But it would be easier to list the only two things that are similar; the price structure and the ladies. The ladies looked a little young and sweet to perform like Eden girls, but one never knows. For sure I’ll never know about the girls from Bangkok Sister.
Your intrepid whorehound,
blakbart
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:06 pm on April 9, 2007
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koolbreez
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From a guy that just joined yesterday. No past posts at all to back up his credibility. I tend to wonder about this post too......lolol. Been a long time BKK resident, but just now chooses to share his experience.....lolol.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:38 pm on April 9, 2007
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NicFrenchy
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Thanks a lot for the review.
Don't pay attention to the negative comments.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:18 pm on April 9, 2007
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DaffyDuck
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Honestly, regardless of speculations regarding the veracity of the review, it is funny an entertaining -- oddly enough, the penmanship reminds of a member with an evil pen, evil, evil pen... I would figure the member who wrote this simply values his privacy, which is why he has adopted a new identity to pen this review.
Well, if it was indeed inaccurate, I'm sure other may jump in to correct it, or provide their own view.
Posting it in three separate places, spam-like, was quite unecessary, though.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:07 pm on April 9, 2007
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