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blakbart
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It really takes three to properly tango.
Somewhere in the flurry of posts about Eden Club, Bangkok Sisters, etc. a member here posted, “Eden didn’t invent the threesome” … or something similar. The profound voice of reason. Indeed, the “sandwich” has probably been the number one male fantasy since human history began. This is precisely why the Eden Club has been successful. Branding the threesome has been a brilliant and certainly profitable move. But, I’m here to tell you there is a dark side to the triple-tango.
Most poor bastards have to wait until they come to Southeast Asia to taste their first flesh-sandwich. For me, the first time I had sex was my first tag-team. A couple of neighborhood girls lead me through the orange grove, down by the lake and completely astray. Since then, rolling around with at least two lovelies occupies about 90% of my conscious thought. It has been a blessing that lasted 15 minutes (give or take 13 minutes) and a curse that has lasted well into its third decade. I have attempted to recreate the event on 5 continents and at least one ocean. While most psychologists would probably categorize this behavior as “obsessive compulsive”, I prefer to think of it as a quest.
A good threesome is like sushi. You crave it. And, even if you eat a pizza, a steak and a pile of fried rice, you still really want sushi. Nothing else will do. (BTW, Eden Club is not like sushi. Eden Club is like heroin.)
I am in search of the perfect threesome. I am posting this under “specialty bars” with the hope of discovering some new venues (and ladies) that specialize in my favorite pastime. Whether they are “branded” multi-partner clubs makes no difference to me. I’ve had some of my best experiences in the least expected places. Following is a story about one such unexpected pleasure:
Recently I was in Angeles City in the Philippines. When I first started coming to AC, selling shy young Filipinas the “sandwich” concept could be difficult. In recent years I find they have broadened their horizons significantly.
One evening I rose as the sun set, and having no plan, I walked out of my hotel and obeyed the first Filipina I saw when she beckoned me inside. The bar is called The Black Pearl. It is the quintessential Angeles City blowjob bar and expat clubhouse. Decorated in early-skank, it comes complete with peeling linoleum floors and a pool table with one stick. The music was vintage 70’s and the crowd (yes a crowd) was mostly retired military expats. I felt I had stepped back in time. I mounted a wobbly barstool and ordered a cold San Miguel. I alternated drinking and holding the beer up to my sweaty neck as an aircon substitute.
The girls were a mixed bag of old slappers, little porkers and a handful that looked like they just got off coconut farm. I noticed they were working the room in pairs. I got a warm feeling immediately. In short order two giggling Filipinas locked eyes with me and made their approach.
I was preparing myself for the battery of tourist questions about where I’m from, how long I stay … blah … blah … blah. What I got was decidedly … well … refreshing. These two were of the little-country-girl variety. They walked over holding hands and, as I said … giggling. The older girl introduced them both, I ordered two tequilas, and the younger girl giggled some more. After we had the requisite toast and shot, the older girl wiped the salt off her mouth and said, “Guess what?”. “What?” I shot back. With a nasty little grin she looked into my eyes and purred, “I want to suck your balls with ice while my friend gives you a Mentos Mint blowjob.” I made her repeat it 3 times. Once because I wanted to be sure what she said; once just to hear her impeccable delivery and the last time just to satisfy my own depraved appetite. It took me all of 3 seconds to get my money out.
The short time room in the back ranks in my top five for classic whorehouse skank. The whole room seemed to be made of that dry woven grass material I’m sure is extremely flammable. I’m not even sure the room is attached to the building. The black velvet picture of a Hong Kong junk with a 2001 calendar stapled to it was a lovely touch. The older girl got undressed and washed me up in a pink mop bucket. The younger girl watched with wide-eyed interest. She stripped down to her big white Filipina panties, which both concerned and excited me.
When the treatment began, it became apparent that this wasn’t their first time administering “the snowball”. The most enjoyable aspect of this exercise (other than the overwhelming physical sensation) was these young ladies were in no hurry. In fact, they repeatedly switched stations in an almost rhythmic motion. At one point they even feigned a little lesbian action. I came so hard I had foot cramps.
While I recovered back in the bar with another bottle of liquid air-conditioning, I got a clearer picture of the whole operation. The girls did indeed all work in pairs and “the snowball” was the daily special. I’m sure the girls of The Black Pearl didn’t invent this delightful diversion, but they sure seem to have perfected it.
While it is true that my preference is for the no-holes-barred Eden Club style experience, this kind of encounter certainly has its own charm. I want to make clear that I have enjoyed many versions of the tag-team from “the shy friend who watches” routine to the all out, take no prisoner, olive oil and power tool extravaganza and cardio workout.
I rule out no threesome.
All suggestions and recommendations appreciated.
bb
P.S. I hold no business interest or ownership in any of the bars, clubs or other establishments mentioned in the above post.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:12 pm on Sep. 27, 2007
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johnnyk
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What a great report.
I'm a 3some virgin
I haven't even experinced a threesome as yet, its been I on my mind for quite awhile, maybe tonite.
But Eden kinda scares me, has anyone tried gettin a threesome in a bar at soi cowboy?
In fact all I want is a bbbj from two lovelies does Sol cater for 3somes thanks
cheers
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:10 pm on Sep. 27, 2007
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ThaidUp
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“I want to suck your balls with ice while my friend gives you a Mentos Mint blowjob.”
Seems like the best alternative to Air Con that I have ever heard.
Great report!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:34 pm on Sep. 27, 2007
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don5252
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sharing company w/2 girls will be my top priority in a upcoming trip to PTY, i'm sure Soi 6 can produce, but also have a need for kink where I learned from one girl at The Castle lesbian encounters are very doable will be in P.I. in Apr. (A.C.) after a number of years, did taking the 2 girls from Black Pearl cross your mind or is not available by bar rules? Great read, anything else upcoming on P.I.?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:12 pm on Sep. 27, 2007
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blakbart
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JohnnyK,
I can imagine Eden Club would be scary for a tag-team virgin. However, they do have a tried and true routine and there is little chance for disappointment. If you prefer a kinder-gentler threesome, I’d recommend a soapy. Most of my early threesomes in Thailand occurred in small body massage places like Darling or the larger venues on the “Sabai Archipelago” in Pattaya. I once had spectacular results with a foursome I pulled out of Van Gogh’s on Soi 33, but I must take the credit for that as I had the girl's body weight to alcohol ration perfectly dialed in. There also a few girls at Mandarin in Nana Plaza that are quite comfortable with a crowded bed as well.
Don,
The girls from The Black Pearl are available for room service and in fact my team offered to come over and tuck me in after I was done roaming the neighborhood.
With regard to the Philippines … let’s just say they are certainly enjoying the lull we are experiencing in Thailand. The Peso is even weaker than the USD, new bars and hotels open almost weekly and the steady supply of friendly young ladies seems to have no end. Last trip I pulled a pair of really filthy older girls out of Cheetah’s on Fields Avenue in Angeles. One turned out to be a loud drunk and had to leave. The remaining girl did a damn fine job of making up for it. This was a classic case of me not having the bodyweight to alcohol ration dialed in. “Don’t feed the bears” I guess.
I'll post about that night as it the story that leads up to it is even better, but I'm not sure where to post it.
Any guidance?
bb
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:59 pm on Sep. 27, 2007
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don5252
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i know Cheetahs, glad to hear it's still going, the forum has a section to post on the Philippines, look forward to more FR's, Thanks
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:22 am on Sep. 28, 2007
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MickTheKick
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Quote: from blakbart on 10:21 am on Sep. 28, 2007
...from “the shy friend who watches” routine to the all out, take no prisoner, olive oil and power tool extravaganza and cardio workout.
Exactly... and all of these variants have their own thrill...
The other day I was going out with a geek and her (very hot) sister and in the middle of some nice Bed Supper Clubbing the sister suddenly said: "I want to watch u f***". My geek went  but I really liked the idea and I'm working on it since then...
Somehow it's more or less all about *watching* isn't it? At least for me... A 3some with eyes closed? Nah...
Basic rule for 3some newbies would be: Choose one girl and let her choose the other one (with your veto option of course). There's a good reason why this is the standard routine even at Eden.
One of my regulars is actually *very* bi and I sometimes go out at SC or Nana with her and I love to see how she gets nervous when she spots the right girl... We always end up in some strange kind of competition later in the sheets... LOL She gets kinda possessive with them girls then...
Blakbart, have you ever seen the Lezzy show in Suzie Wong Bar in Soi Cowboy? Truely a unique experience... The other day one of the girls showed me her mini cell dildo (Lipstick size) which she uses to get into the right mood before she does the lezzy show  She made very good use of this tiny little thing later at home...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:37 am on Sep. 28, 2007
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VSoCal
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Ah, the wonderful threesome....
I've partaken of this particular treat a few times here, always been a blast. Especially good with the hot tub suites available at some places.
But there is one variation of the threesome that I have yet to indulge in..... IDENTICAL TWINS!
Yes, I have found one pair available at one of the local tubbys. Have only been with one of the sisters so far, but she does say that they do go up together often when they are available.
Will let you know how it goes.... 
-VS
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:31 am on Sep. 28, 2007
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seajohn
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Better yet, let us know WHERE it goes... like which place!!!
Great post, blakbart.
My take is, besides the obvious pleasures of many women at the same time, I think one of the things that makes 3somes so satisfying is that it's like more witnesses validated what really happened in a way. I mean did you ever walk away from a 2some experience and say Man that was incredible, so incredible I can barely believe what just occurred... ? I think 3somes help make it more real.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:49 am on Sep. 28, 2007
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mansaturday
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An art form? An art form?!
Give me a break - it's fun. *That* is why we do it.
Well, I did it, once, at Eden, but I found that I could not multitask.
'Guess I must have a one-track mind.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:42 am on Sep. 28, 2007
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