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Buttman 007
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BrianD
First, I'd like to point out that I, too, am just being a silly cockbag.
Both archetypal and archetypical mean the exact same thing and can be used interchangeably. The etymology is identical, and the syntactic possibilities are identical. Sometimes the complexity of the English language coupled with the continuously changing nature of language allow for confusing comparative linguistics.
When you say, "I have no idea why this is true," it is simply because it is not true. Perhaps this is why you are puzzled by it.
Just being a silly cockbag.....
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:56 am on Sep. 3, 2006
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ma9
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I was out and about today, paying some bills, buying DVDs, you know, important stuff, when I headed home to Suttisan station from Param 9 on the underground. As many of you know, (with a nod to a previous poster in this thread), Silom station is right on the way, so I stopped off, went into the Dusitani to pick up some chocolates, then took a taxi over to StarBucks on Surawongse.
After buying my coffee, I was so close to the temple, and to its goddesses, that my feet inexorably found their way crossing the threshold, heralded by the buzzer.
Where were my ladies? Well, one of you bastards was monopolizing T** and N** ALL AFTERNOON, so that left Khun B** and Khun B***y, but they were on the far couch, entertaining a couple of young Japanese gentlemen who would eventually be unmasked as too young to even be in the bar, much less getting head. This came to light after the deeds were done, so to speak, so everyone was left happy in the end.
Anyway, not seeing any of my favorites around, I hit the bell, and settled in with Khun N*e and Khun N*m, whose acquaintance I had not previously made. Very nice girls, and yes, they were alleged to be sisters, but N*m looked sixteen years old. I told her so. She claimed to be twenty two. I professed disbelief. Khun L*k affirmed it, and offered to show me her ID card.
Ok, then.
It turned out that N*m was actually twenty SIX, not twenty two, so I caught her lying about her age. It was pretty funny, as at first, I told her that she was too young to give me head. I mean, the girl really did look sixteen. I like them young, but not perversely young. I mentally draw the line where I am supposed to legally draw the line, and I exercise due caution at all times. Obviously, Khun L*k would not have an underage girl working in the bar, but N*m really did look very, very young. Fresh, great teeth, nice smile, nice complexion, very cute. Very f***able, in fact.
So anyway, at first I told her that she was too young. After she was revealed to be twenty six, I told her that she was too old. That made Khun L*k blow snot. When Khun N*m protested that she had "a lot of experience," I told her that I could not believe her, as she was obviously pooying quigong (seajohn, feel free to fix my transliterations), and that I could not trust her. That had them all cracking up.
What a parade of old fat farangs came in today (with yours truly in pole position).
One stout gentleman came in, settled onto his accustomed bar stool, and wrapped his arm around his favorite, whose name I cannot remember, who was nearly as stout as he. She had pretty big jugs, though, and they seemed to know one another pretty well. Khun B**, when she came out of the bathroom with her breath smelling of Listerine, whispered to me that the gentleman "chop nom," that he liked big tits, and that he "always take her, only like her." It was lovely to see.
A tall, slim European guy came in, and saved me from the sustained massaging and compliments of N*e and N*m, liberating me to scoop up B***y after she took a break to grab a snack. Apparently her young Japanese fellow sapped her strength after three minutes of sustained head, and she needed to "recharge battery," as she put it.
Man, B***y looked delectable today. I do not like her so much naked, to be brutally honest, unless she is lying next to me on her side facing away from me, and I am admiring her curves, running my hand down her waist and over her lovely hips to her ass, and then down her legs, but today she was wearing this little camouflage miniskirt and a black tank top and the girl almost made my dick move, she looked so f***able. It takes a lot to make my dick move in my pants these days. I was at Baccara the other night, feasting my eyes on the girls in the schoolgirl uniforms, and I was beset with nostalgia, as I remember seeing that sight three years ago, and it definitely made my dick move then. I am getting older, I guess, and I have f***ed an unbelievable number of women in the time that I have lived here, and I f*** a lot. So you know that B***y was looking hot, if she almost made my dick move.
I really like B***y, as she was my first SoL girl, and each time that I take her back into the bathroom, I almost capture a bit of the essence of that first time with her. For some reason, I was really in a nostalgic mood today, very much a Proust mood, and the entire afternoon's activities were cast against the past.
B***y also has such a nice, soft personality, she is really polite, and genuinely nice. She can also really suck dick real well. She was trying hard to get me to take "two lady," but I told her mai mee power, and that I wanted to save everything that I had for her.
Khun B**, gossip that she is, told me that the reason that B***y was ignoring me today was because she was jealous of the Sukothai gang. Many of you may know that Khun L*k herself is from Sukothai, as is N*k, B**, and the sisters N*e and N*m.
I asked B**, "how can B***y be jealous? She has a lot of customers." She agreed, but said that B***y sometimes feels outnumbered. Well. I do not like to interject myself into the petty internal politics of the bar, but the fact is, I really did not want N*m to suck me off today, and while I like B** herself very much as a person, and she has a hot little body on her (she looked pretty f***ing sexy today, as well), I tend to patronize B***y, N*k, and T*k. They are just my favorite girls, and I figure that I am entitled to have my favorites.
So, I put my arm around B***y the next time that she hugged me, and asked her why she was ignoring me today. She melted right into me as she always does, started making pillow talk, and we were back to our old familiar banter. The girls from Sukothai faded away. I felt badly for them, but....B***y is one of my favorites. I have patronized her a lot, since the first day that I walked into the joint.
B***y tried to get me to take one of the Sukothai gang, saying that she was concerned that she might have to work too hard to get me off, as the last time that she and I retired to the bathroom, I had to bring N*k into the situation to finally bust a nut. I finally agreed that if she got too tired, we could enlist the assitance of Khun B**. The compromises that a guy has to make to get head in a sucking bar, sometimes.
;)
Anyway, like I said, B***y looked ravishing today, and her tank top really accentuated her nice little rack. The girl has great technique, she can throat my cock (I am not monstrous, and this is one occasion when it is actually a boon to have a normal-sized dick), and she definitely has the "shaft stroking with tongue swirl on the head maneuver" down. The other thing that I really like about B***y are the horny little noises that she makes when she knows that she is getting me close to climax. She puts me over the edge, particularly with the lustful look on her face as she jacks me off and sucks on the tip of my dick, waiting expectantly for me to ejaculate into her mouth. Somehow, she just looks really f***ing pretty, as she is licking the head of my cock, sucking up the precum. Then, the girl looks into my eyes and smiles as I erupt, and she holds my cock in her mouth, licking the underside of my shaft, slowly rising to the head of my dick, where she langorously sucks me dry, making me shudder to the bone.
Man, was I sapped after that. I had to hold onto the walls as I walked out of the bathroom back to the bar. B***y really took it out of me. I told her that I needed to go home then, and take a nap. She laughed, music to my ears. I really like that girl a lot. The other girls were laughing at me, and that brought up the final part of this tale.
I do not remember if I mentioned it previously in an earlier post, but do you guys know the story about Khun B** and the guy that she almost sucked to death? I heard it from Khun B**'s lips today, and man, you cannot make up a story like that. I was almost crying, it was so funny.
B** said that the guy was pretty old, and pretty fat, and that he had been up for two days drinking, "no sleep two day" she said, and he literally had a heart attack as B** sucked him off. B***y then jumped in and pantomimed the sound of the ambulance coming, Khun L*k described the paramedics placing the old guy onto a stretcher, and wheeling him out. I was dying. One of the funniest stories that I have ever heard.
One of the girls commented that someone told the story "on the internet," and that guys were coming in for weeks afterwards, asking "who is Khun B**?" But then declining to get head from her as they were "afraid."
Really hilarous shit.
I have been a bit under the weather for the past few days, got a touch of the Bangkok flu, and I have a lot on my mind with work. So I really needed a visit to the temple. It cheered me right up, and now, back in my hooch, I am right as rain.
I missed T*k and N*k today, but if it was one of you guys f***ing the shit out of them today, at least I know that they were in good hands.
Happy Sunday. We start a whole new week tomorrow.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:38 am on Sep. 3, 2006
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sirtitus
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Twasn't I who was monopolizing Khun N*k and T*k this weekend. I had my hands full with another of the SOL angels and thoroughly enjoyed the pleasure she gave me. And the pleasure I gave her.
Quite funny about Khun B** and her attempted murder by fellatio, ma9. I haven't heard that story. I chatted with her a bit on Friday night. Very fun girl to talk with. She told her how lonely her mouth was to not have my cock in it for so long. 555
Sir Titus
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:20 am on Sep. 3, 2006
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seajohn
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Wow, good post, and good story, Magi. Pretty atypal...  to say the least!
Kind of a question... would I or wouldn't I... Well, I haven't yet!
Nice girl, pleasant, as Sirtitus says.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:46 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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ma9
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Yup, that is Khun B**, alright....her other schtick is telling you that she is hungry. Then she says that she is hungry for a hot dog. And two eggs.
You are expected to provide the punchline: "you want that with special sauce, right?"
Frankly seajohn....I think that I will have to patronize Khun N*m at least once, just to sort of spread the love around. The girls understand that we all have our favorites, our regular girls....but I felt badly when my regulars were either busy with other customers or completely out of the bar....and I more or less waited until B***y was free.
What can I say? I like a B***y blowjob.
And N*m really does look young as hell. The fact that she is 26 still does not change how she looks.
With N*k....you know that the girl is 20. Or maybe she is 21 now. I forget. She looks young, but she looks....20, or 21.
With N*m...the girl is 26....but she looks 16.
I will get over it. She has bills to pay, just like everyone else.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:33 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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seajohn
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I'm sure you'll do the right thing.
I'm not sure if I've met her, I think I haven't since I haven't been able to visit for some time now. Perhaps I should also investigate this marvelous phenomenon of eternal youth which our elixirs may hopefully preserve.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:07 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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OldAsiaHand
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A truly mind-blowing monologue (you'll pardon the pun), ma9.
Put a little music behind it and I say you're ready for Broadway..........
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:31 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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Joe Wood
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I'd say that he has the stage already.
Well done ma9.
A true afficionado in the style we StarLighters are all accustomed to.
Mind you, I haven't found this particular temple mentioned in the Ministry of Tourism's literature. Having said that, it seems to be the most popular, although it seems to be the only one in which you cannot take photos.
And a good thing too.
Keep up the good work guys.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:12 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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ma9
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Thank you, thank you very much (poor Elvis impersonation).
Seajohn, you ok? I am concerned. No SoL blowjobs for "some time now?" Buddy, I will buy you a bathroom session if you need one. You just have to say the word.
Ah, another funny incident, JW. The young Japanese gentlemen wanted to take some photos, so Khun L*k actually permitted it, for 100 baht, and of the outside, only.
If we see pics of SoL from outside showing up in that infamous Japanese punter's magazine, we will know the source.
These guys were actually pretty funny. Total putty in the hands of B***y and B**. They never really had a chance. They were going to get blown, and they were going to like it.
I also learned that the girls venerate the enormous phallic shrine twice a day. They were pouring out colored water into small shot glasses (not sure about the significance of the number of glasses poured, as a few were left unfilled, and there seemed to be a reason why so many were filled), and someone brought in fresh flowers, and then a clutch of incense was lit, and one of the girls prayed before the object, with the incense in her hands.
I am truly curious to learn more about the totem, its meaning, and its provenance.
I remember reading something in the Bangkok Post a couple of years ago....but of course, I retain no real memory of the details.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:43 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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seajohn
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I'm no expert but I believe phallic worship has extremely ancient roots. Here in Thailand it is easily traced to the lingum worship (coupled with the female Yoni) in India temples consecrated to Shiva and his bunch. You can see them all over the place in certain holy sites there.
However the worship also had a big following in the ancient West, and I'm sure someone here can fill you in more about that. Eleusian mysteries, perhaps? Needless to say, this kind of thing has it's origins in prehistory.
Magi, thanks for your consideration. Very kind of you! Yes, life's been greyer, I assure you. Not to worry. I will be booking a business class flight to the Stars as soon as able this week.
Business class flight: sofa... Should the stools be econo... and the bathroom First? Don't know how BFing fits in though...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:07 am on Sep. 4, 2006
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