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This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no
Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted
guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a
handsome dark young man taking a morning swim. When he got to
shore and stood up the explorer couldn't help but notice the size
of his penis. The young man had the longest, thickest penis he
had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his
guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of
the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his
penis get to be this size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get
very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his
return.
"He said, 'Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'"
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:38 am on Dec. 9, 2009
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SHEIKH14
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After a sexual harassment incident at work, Frank is sent to a
Psychiatrist for evaluation.
The Doctor explains that he'll be showing Frank a series of
inkblot images called Rorschach Inkblots.
Doctor: "Now Frank as I reveal each image tell me the first thing
that comes to mind okay."
Frank: "Sure, I got it."
The doctor shows the first pattern.
Doctor: "What do you see?"
Frank: "A women with really big tits."
Next image.
Frank: "A man and a women screwing."
Next image
Frank: "A women performing oral sex on a guy."
The doctor puts down the images and says, "Frank you seem to have
an obsession with sex."
Frank: "Me! Hell Doc, you're the one with all the dirty
pictures."
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:41 am on Dec. 9, 2009
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thewiz
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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied..............'Get your own f***ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence,......................he farted.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:03 pm on Dec. 9, 2009
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atl
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Wiz,
awesome joke...I posted it on Z before, but is good one 
I have gotten a ton of milage from that one!
Cheers,
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:18 pm on Dec. 9, 2009
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SHEIKH14
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Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he
had a husband for her.
"I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be
sure you are compatible in bed. He wants... a sample."
The woman was shocked. "Such a thing you ask a virtuous woman?
Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a
barnyard animal, not a gentleman. What kind of a woman does he
think I am?"
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, "He's a business man.
He buys goods in the market and he sells goods. By him, it's not
a big deal... just a sample."
She thought a minute. "He's a business man? So tell him I don't
give samples. If he wants, I can give him 50 or 60 references."
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:19 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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thewiz
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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
Step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
Bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like
he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled,
He drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "It's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure
Enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, Then twice and
Three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then
Yells.
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion, too!"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:55 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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thewiz
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COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my
den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT : Mac?
COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou..
ABBOTT : Your computer?
COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy
one.
ABBOTT : Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT : What about Windows?
COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I
look at the windows?
ABBOTT : Wallpaper.
COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT : Software for Windows?
COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something
I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run
my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT : Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT : I just did.
COSTELLO : You just did what?
ABBOTT : Recommend something.
COSTELLO : You recommended something ?
ABBOTT : Yes.
COSTELLO : For my office?
ABBOTT : Yes.
COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT : Office.
COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I
want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT : Word.
COSTELLO : What word?
ABBOTT : Word in Office.
COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT : Money.
COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT : Money.
COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT : One copy.
COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT : Click on 'START'..............
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:00 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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thewiz
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Thanks ATL didn't realize that it was posted in the Z forum.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:04 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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thewiz
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Ear Infection
They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:15 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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thewiz
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2010 Tax Code
The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER: effective January 1st, 2010, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00
10 - 20 cm. Privilege Tax 100.00
20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00
25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00
Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.
Those under 5 cm are eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:20 pm on Dec. 11, 2009
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