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springfield03
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I can not believe it. I have been looking forward to Samui for so long and here is what happened.
I flew yesterday. Bumpy and cramped flight with a bunch of smelley farange tourists. Thank God for the clean and pretty Thai hostesses.
I arrived at what on the net appeared to be a nice resort in Lamai. Peice of shit. Looked more like an Arkansas trailer park. Place is infested with ants, no TV, and the front desk is rarely staffed. I then run into two Liberian scammers.
I go into town for some Pussy. Honestly, I'm a Bkk and Patt man so maybe i am spoiled, but I have never seen so many butt ugly TGs in one spot and the rest were Fags and Katoeys!!!!!
I finally find a cute little Issan girl at a bar. I do all the drink buying, Connect Whore, and pool bullshit. When I ask her how much, she says she is on the rag!!! Okaaaay
Move on to other bar. Another drop dead gorgeous girls....on the rag!!!!! Okay, something is wrong and I am pissed. It dawned on my that most of the babes (not many though) were with the -30 backpacker/beacher types and I was begin to wonder. I'm only 38 and a little chubby. Something is wrong. I decide to leave Dodge and try tommorrow. As I am walking home, I see a girl that I know I used to f*** in Bkk six years ago. She waves and I have and '..............................................SMASH!!!!!!
I ran 90 degrees right into a bent street sign. Blood everywhere. The mamasan and girls cum out to help me and the BG takes me to the Doc. Some old Chinese lady with a crooked mouth comes out...at least she puts on gloves and then stitches me up and gives me some meds. The BG at least could have offered me a freebie but nothing. I told her goodbye and went home in absolute shock. I decided that KS has a mind of it's own and does not want me or my money so f*** you KS. Maybe next times. Oh yeat, about 5 in the morning something came crashing down on my roof.
Damn I wish I had my 03!!!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:19 am on May 28, 2003
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Smegma
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I think you got the wrong forum. This post should be in the humor section. You are funny! 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:29 am on May 28, 2003
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Whisper
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Talk about bad luck!
At least you got some free attention from the women while you were there, springfield.
You wish you had your "03"? I am trying to figure out if this is perhaps a gun? As in Springfield 03? Is that right, Is it a gun of some sort?
Or does your name refer to the hometown of The Simpsons?
If it is a gun you were desiring then I should remind you that violence never solved anything and it would be quite silly to think of using one on the Thai women just because they did not service your particular needs.
On the other hand, if you were considering using the aforementioned gun on yourself in order to put yourself out of your misery then go right ahead, dude - be my guest. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:36 am on May 28, 2003
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Smegma
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Yeah! talking about luck ..... Spring-F., be kind to us and lets know where you will be today. Tomorrow. Any day. It would be good to know so as to make sure we are not nearby. You know, just in case the bad luck follows you from Samui to somewhere else. Nothing personal. You know. Just taking some common sense precautions. Thanks in advance for your prompt reply. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:41 am on May 28, 2003
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abe snake
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You sound like such a class act. I find it hard to believe that you couldn't find the girl of your dreams.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:50 am on May 28, 2003
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Smegma
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He is gone. Maybe he fell into a hole while passing by another bar.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:51 am on May 28, 2003
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Addy 007
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springfield03:
if Lamai is really that bad, then pop up to Chaweng Beach. I've been there twice now and there are always cute bg's to be had! - If there isn't then all i can think of is that they've all gone home!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:47 am on May 28, 2003
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Byron
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Sorry to hear your story Springfield, must have been very frustrating.
Spot on, Hardon.
In places like Bangkok and Pattaya you will have most served on a plate. However this does not mean that the whole of Thailand is like this.
Put in some effort and some more time and it can be very rewarding.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:52 am on May 28, 2003
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Smegma
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Quote: from Addy 007 on 2:47 pm on May 28, 2003
springfield03:
if Lamai is really that bad, then pop up to Chaweng Beach.
At least there for sure there are no bent street signs waiting to steal a kiss from the smiling happy waving tourist 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:55 am on May 28, 2003
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