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zipper
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Quote: from griffin on 7:09 pm on May 28, 2003
not sure if this is a good idea, may be he has such a negative bad luck aura around him, that i might also end up without a night companion!
Look on the bright side: You could end up WITH him
(for the night) .
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:57 pm on May 28, 2003
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Smegma
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And for free - no BF. Yeah! And with just a little more bad luck you will probably end up taking some new guests in your body back with you.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:01 am on May 29, 2003
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springfield03
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PART TWO
Just arrived back to Bkk Thank God.
1)I was considering using the Springfield M1903 (standard US Military arm from 1903-1941 and one of the best military rifles ever made) on the sign. A 1903 will put a hole with its 30-06 just about through anything.
Make fun bros but you are not all that far off.
First off. I have been working and living in LOS back and forth for about 7 years and I know Bkk and Patt like the back of my hand (not the palms). I am very culutrally charming and have had at least 100 great TGs, incl my wife who is a good girl and actually has nobility in her blood. However, never been to Samui. Don't get me wrong about the beauty thing. I go for eyes and attitude.
ON to the story.
Left the peir for Surat at 1330 with a bunch of cigarette smoking, tattooed, smelly, and sweaty Eurotrash, Japanesed, and US hippies. The ferry was no better than a garbager scow and the passengers smelled worse than than the fuel. We were all shoved in the bottom deck and was able to experience what my Jewish refugee ancestory experienced 100 years ago coming to America. True living history. Hours went by and I was staring at the horizon and suddenly.....there it was......
The Statue of Liberty!!!!!
Ellis Island
Nope, just the harbor buoys for Surat. We landed and waited 2 hours for the f***ing bus. I flirted with all the worker girls. I think they were surprised to see a farange that spoke Thai, was culturally sensitive, and likes to talk about Morlam. I' feeling a little better and forget about my Remington 1916 1903 and focus on more angelic things. I noticed a pretty middle-aged TG sitting by herself very bored. I struck up a conversation in Thai and she got a big smile. She turned out to be a massuese returing home to UT for a month. We chatted and she gave me a free hand and foot massage. All the hippietrash were looking at us strangley and I gave them a look that said "dressing net and being well groomed goes a long way in LOS guys. Don't dress like trash dumpsters and good fortune may befall you."
As if I should now.
Mr. Busman came and gave an ALL ABOARD. Nice VIP coach. As we embarked I knew there was more bad luck in store on the horrific 10 hour journey. No sooner had 45 minutes gone by when we pulled back to the station for Mr. Busman to fix something and we all had to sit on our asses in Mosquito station for another hour.
Alas we return and than I realized I lost my pair of glasses.
But hey
I am lucky to be able to be in LOS so what the hell.
Just in case you want to avoid me I will be in Bkk for the next four days at the Manhattan Hotel
Bruce
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:12 am on May 29, 2003
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Whisper
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Do you reckon you're jinxed at all, Mr Springfield?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 2:26 am on May 29, 2003
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zipper
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Quote: from springfield03 on 2:12 pm on May 29, 2003
PART TWO
Mr. Sprigfield. you lucky, lucky man.
First: you got a nice smile & then a FREE massage from a nice, middle aged, (probable) ex whore .
Second: No other errant road sign swatted you over the head during the remainder of your stay at Samui.
Third: your good & charming, Thai wife didn't catch
you trying to straddle the local beauties at Samui .
Fourth: Those awful smelly farang backpacking companions of yours, on the boat back to Surat , didn't take a fancy to you - that saved you being gang raped as I suspect that most of those smelly guys were gay.
Fifth: Your boat didn't capsize / sink , leaving you to the mercy of those uneartly sea creatures found in such foreign waters.
Sixth: The bus for your journey back only malfunctuioned, it didn't have a head on collision- which was highly probable - considering you were on it.
Seventh: You are now regally ensconed at your favourite hangout in Bangkok.
Eight : You've lost your glasses, but I'm certain that the next pair you purchase, will enable you to see & duck malevolent road signs, when these approach you.
What more can a person ask for ? You fortunate 'hansum' man?
Wish I was so damned lucky.
Do keep me abreast of your latest happenings in BKK.
I'm waiting breathlessly.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:20 am on May 29, 2003
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Hardon
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spring - did you lose those glasses before or after hitting the sign?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:28 am on May 29, 2003
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kev29ie
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So everywhere in BKK besides the manhattan should be safe
SF - could you post an itineary of the MP's gogo's etc you plaan to hit so that we can not be there when the police swoop in for ID checks, drug tests etc
Thanks
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:31 am on May 29, 2003
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Rimbaud
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springfield03,
How were your remaining four days in BKK? Please post your misadventures.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:30 pm on June 12, 2003
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griffin
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check his thread about how he mistreated and mishaved on this nice young and helpless girl in bangkok!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:00 pm on June 13, 2003
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The Machine
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Springfield aka Mr know it all Thailand
I hope you can get your head through the door when you get to the Manhattan!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:56 am on June 17, 2003
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