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Me and my girlfriend just launched a new t-shirt design collection. ÝWhat do you guys think? ÝPerhaps can help us out buying couple of T-shirts 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:51 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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thaiprivateeye
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Do see some funny sights in LOS at times, when obviously TGs are impressed with the English writing, but have no idea what it says, saw a very nice TG a few weeks ago, very well dressed, designer jeans, gold, obviously a well to do, or well taken care of women of mid 20's, and had on the nice new white t-shirt, with the slogan " ive been out of work so long - I can't even get a blow job" boldly printed across the front ... I was very tempted to try and explain things to her .... [ or put her out of her unemployment ! ]
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:10 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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Yurune
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I once saw a girl in a department store...not in Bangkok...with f_ck YOU written all over her T shirt. I explained to her this was very rude....and she was horrified......she changed the shirt immediately....though unfortunately not within view!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:14 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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seubeu
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Quote: from bkkz on 10:31 am on Jan. 20, 2003
I just remembered back in '97 I came up with this T-shirt design, fortunately it is still in my hard disk. My first, wearer friendly T-shirt.
http://bangkoktonight.com/misc/bartalk.gif
That's brilliant, BK! ÝYou could make one for newbie BGs as well, with slightly different lines and the writing inverted in the other direction. ÝSome suggestions:
Hello, handsome man!
You like me?
Me only work bar 2 weeks.
Why you no buy me drink?
Me never go with man before.
Papa me have accident, motosike.
I no have boyfriend: Thai man no good.
Oh, he just my brother.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:33 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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seubeu
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Quote: from Yurune on 11:14 am on Jan. 20, 2003
I once saw a girl in a department store...not in Bangkok...with f_ck YOU written all over her T shirt. I explained to her this was very rude....and she was horrified......she changed the shirt immediately....though unfortunately not within view!
This reminds me that lately I've seen a couple of strippers here with Chinese tattoos. ÝI asked them what they meant, and they usually said something like "good luck". ÝThen I ask them, "How do you know what it says, do you speak Chinese?" Ý(Of course not) ÝWhich made them just a little bit nervous. ÝHe he.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:36 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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bkkz
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Quote: from seubeu on 11:33 am on Jan. 20, 2003
That's brilliant, BK! ÝYou could make one for newbie BGs as well, with slightly different lines and the writing inverted in the other direction. ÝSome suggestions:
Hello, handsome man!
You like me?
Me only work bar 2 weeks.
Why you no buy me drink?
Me never go with man before.
Papa me have accident, motosike.
I no have boyfriend: Thai man no good.
Oh, he just my brother.
Great idea, I will do just that, probably lift a few lines from here too.
BG: You handsome man you.
Translation: Handsome for a big nosed, fat ugly farang.
BG: I come work bar two days only.
Translation: Five years in this crummy dump, night in and night out, and they still ask me the same stupid questions.
BG: You live where?
Translation: Please God, not another cheapskate Italian.
BG: I love you too much.
Translation: I love your wallet too much.
BG: It is my birthday tomorrow.
Translation: This is the 127th birthday that I have had this year and can we go to the gold shop tomorrow?
BG: Oowww, you sexy man. I help you make good boom-boom.
Translation: Let's get this over with so I can go back to the bar.
BG: I never go with farang before.
Translation: Well, not in the past half-hour anyway.
BG: I no like work bar. I want to finish bar.
Translation: Can you send me money every month along with the three other morons.
BG: Up to you (smiling demurely)
Translation: For now, but you will pay later for sure.
BG: I love you, want to come to America with you.
Translation: I'd go to Transylvania with Dracula to get out.
BG: I make you good wife; cook and clean every day for you, take care of you when you get old.
Translation: Unless I find a man with more money.
BG: I can not. I too shy.
Translation: Cough up some more cash, buddy.
BG: Can you drive me to Robinson?
Translation: Let's see how many outfits I can get this guy to spring for.
BG: This is my brother.
Translation: This is my Thai boyfriend.
BG: Buy me drink please.
Translation: Commission for me please.
BG: I will meet you at eight o'clock tomorrow.
Translation: Or nine or 10, if even I show up at all.
BG: My mother very sick, need operation, have no money.
Translation: I know this is the oldest line in the book, but it works sometimes.
BG: I no work bar, only stop here for drink. I good girl.
Translation: Of course I work here, you idiot.
BG: I no butterfly girl.
Translation: Helicopter is more like it.
BG: I want to eat seafood, very healthy.
Translation: I want to eat seafood, very expensive.
BG: Can I use your phone, it's a local call.
Translation: It's a local call if you live in Hamburg.
BG: I love you, want you to meet my parents in Khon Kaen.
Translation: Momma and papa want a new house.
BG: Can you loan me 3,000 baht? I will pay you back during the week.
Translation: I'm leaving tomorrow.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:39 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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MrJoe
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Good stuff BK. Your translation skills are excellent!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:46 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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pinga
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
BG: My apartment for lady ONLY. Sorry na...
Translation: Cannot f_ck with my Thai bf stuck in the closet!!!!
....my ex-cutie from Pattanakarn Rd. But I had her anyway, je!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:54 pm on Jan. 19, 2003
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thaiprivateeye
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FARANG " I think you GO-HOK me"
BG " f_ck-another bastard who knows about the bkk2nite site"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:05 am on Jan. 20, 2003
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