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Arcadius
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Big think. There had to be some other things, and there were:
1) Those "sandwiches" they sell at 7-11 & Family Mart. Can only be some kind of heavy-handed satirical attack on the whole concept of the sandwich.
2) Queue jumping. OK, this barbaric practice isn't unique to Thais, but why do Thai shop staff seem to go out of their way to encourage it?
3) The British Embassy. Like the Thai sandwich, this is so unbelievably bad it can only be satire.
4) That fabulous go-go girl who's always hiding behind the fat'n'ugly one whose eye you're desperate not to catch.
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Posted on: 10:02 pm on April 2, 2003
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bound4bangkok
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Hello all
Top 5 things I don;t like about the LOS.
5. Lack of toilet paper in the bathrooms of most go go bars.
4. The tuk tuk drivers shoving massage pamplets in your face and following you all the way down the road not takeing The get lost bud hint
3. Ugly chicks sitting next to you uninvited as soon as you enter the Go go bar.
2. Warm beer, ladyboys, stinkzones, and shop owners pulling you into there shops.
1. Its to far from Dayton Ohio just to drop in for a weekend.
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Posted on: 10:39 pm on April 2, 2003
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BigDUSA
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24 hour plane ride in cell block 32B
Motorcycle driving on sidewalk.
Motorcycle & cars driving the wrong way on one way street that's narrow and no sidewalks.
Falang tax, double pricing, ya I know we have it in the US also, pisses me off back home.
World cell phone some trips works like a charm on AIS and other's I want to throw it in the trash. AIS walk in customer service in BKK, worthless, 20 people not a one could figure how to dial out. Two days later phone works fine.
BG in luv with me after 3rd l/t.
Taxi driver, meter broke, 600 from airport to Nana. I got out.
Taxi driver takes loooong way from Sheraton Royal Orchid down by the river past the Victory Monument to Nana. I give him 60 tell him go f_ck your wife.
NEP, bar tries to pad my bill.
Day I have to leave and go to the airport.
When I get on the plane, the illusion goes POOF. I luv the illusion.
Start to think how many days until my next trip. 
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Posted on: 10:43 pm on April 2, 2003
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Kryptonite
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1. Driving: not one Thai can drive for shit!
2. Lack of enforced laws: Unless the Police are hungry and need some lunch money
3. The f_cking garbage: It's everywhere, this place must be the largest city dump in the world.
4. Dogs: So many of the damn things, why not eat them? Kill the f_ckers, stray dogs suck!
5. Thai peoples English: consists of "hey you, what's your name?" & "Where you come from?" When you answer they don't know waht the hell your saying. I want to get T-shirts made with these phrases on them.
6. Prices: Why do they think they can scam a farang at will? Do they not know that some of us actually live here and know when someone is trying to f_ck us over?
7. Farang rates at National Parks and such: I live here and work here. I pay f_cking taxes to the government. Why should I pay more than a Thai guy? This really pisses me off.
8. Traffic: If everyone drove with some common sense the f_cking traffic wouldn't be so bad.
9. Big Trucks: Do they just let anybody drive those f_ckers? I want to start carrying an RPG to blow away the assholes when they pullout in front of me or cut me off. Flipping the bird just doesn't cut it for me.
10. Farangs: Do they really think the Thai girls love them? They love your money dumbass! 99% of the good Thai women (not working girls) wont have anything to do with you. You are not handsome man! They like the looks of Ben Franklins in your hand not the way your fat ass looks in those sweat pants. Get a life? Anybody can f_ck the working girls, they are no prize. Get a non-working girl and then you can brag and walk around like a stud.
11. Coffee: why do they make it so sweet you can't even drink it?
12. Ketchup: why do they put it on all western food?
13. Toilets: I can't just shit in a hole in the ground. I need to relax and read the paper, some quiet time for myself. What the f_ck are they thinking, you can't clean a hairy farang ass with a little pale of water! I want paper!
Okay sorry guys, I had to vent. After nearly 3 years here and never returning home for a visit I have built up alot of frustration. This was not meant to insult anyone, and is only my personal opinion and thoughts.
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Posted on: 12:33 am on April 3, 2003
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Whisper
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But Kryptonite, apart from all that it's a great place, right? 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:45 am on April 3, 2003
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Kryptonite
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I will never move back to the States again.
Don't get me wrong, I like living here. I like the whole "mai bpen rai" attitude towards life.
I have worked in the automotive industry since age 20. I was burnt at about 25, and managed to hang on and go completely f_cking nuts. Now that I live here in LOS, I have started to regain my trane of thought.
I would not want to be any where else than where I am today.
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Posted on: 1:16 am on April 3, 2003
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jjj
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1) The tiny little Thai kids that poke you in the ribs when you refuse to buy their chewing gum / flowers / lighters.
2) Getting emails that start "hello my darling I love you I miss you too much I not sleep good without you". Yes, I liked being with you / drinking with you / having a laugh with you / f_cking you / etc, but that is the end of it! I don't love you, I know you don't love me, so why send me pointless emails? I'm not a stupid first-time visitor.
3) Spending half an hour trying to cross the Beach Road in Pattaya, when just as you think you've timed it right, all the baht-busses will suddenly brake as they think you want to get on, forcing you back on to the pavement to rethink your strategy.
4) Extra bills for fictitious drinks being quietly added to your bin in certain bars in Soi Cowboy.
5) The guy who works in the toilet in the Morning/Night pool bar on Sukhumvit soi 4, who is apparently convinced you can dry your hands with a wet soggy towel.
6) Every single go-go bar in Pattaya trying to persuade you that 'no cover charge' is actually a selling point.
7) Being given disapproving looks & being called 'farang butterfly' by bar girls who are themselves on their 5th short-time of the afternoon.
Apart from all that, there's no other place I'd rather be....
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Posted on: 2:46 am on April 3, 2003
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Ktmdude
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1, Beeping baht bus drivers in Pattaya and Samui. I just wish someone would ram their beeking f_ckin horns right up where the sun don't shine.
2, Shoping is a real pain in department stores. I buy one shirt, then they say "Sir, you buy 3 and get one more for free".
3, The farang pricing ripoffs.
Thats about if for me.....everything else I can live with. In fact I can accept all these little anoyances no problem because LOS is heavan on earth !!!
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Posted on: 4:34 am on April 3, 2003
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bound4bangkok
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Hello all
One more thing I hate about the LOS I forgot to add to my list and I see it on no one elses list either.
Where to get the good brand of condoms Trojans lifestyles ECT ECT that are actually thinner then the onesyou get in the Stores or Vending machines. I swear i hate those small but very thick condoms they have over there So where do you get the good ones If your supply runs out
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Posted on: 12:41 pm on April 3, 2003
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Deleted Member
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Even if there IS toilet paper in a washromm, there is no GODDAMN SOAP!
Never accept food from a Thai man....
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Posted on: 2:12 pm on April 3, 2003
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