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dirty guru
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The room service man stands in the room and is not one bit rattled by the dildos and and KY and devils den girl walking out of bathroom dressed as a schoolgirl
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:50 am on Nov. 21, 2010
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atl
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Hey Thailife,
The room service man is your encor, right 
just kidding M8 
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:59 am on Nov. 21, 2010
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dirty guru
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when you can spot 27 woman who f*** for money before leaving the airport or customs line
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:38 am on Nov. 22, 2010
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Kaymanx
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When you bump into an elephant thinking you were walking into the night.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:08 pm on Nov. 22, 2010
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thailife
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when on my side of the bed nightstand there are 6 large Heiniken bottles (empty), "play" lube, Ambien prescription, strap on dildo for my girl to f*** me with, then on her side last nights left over bag of som tom.
Hey, do you want tochallenge a thai girls mind?
When you are in Pattaya, ask her why sometimes the ocean is close and sometimes it is far away.... it's the tide, but try to have her explain it to you......
Next, ask her why the moon is in one part of the sky and then moves all night to naother part of the sky.....
If she passes these 2 tests, get her a BASIC sudoku book. "white belt" sudoku.... explain how to do the puzzles... do a few with her....
Then turn her loose and see if she do them.... I will bet you a ladyboy's cock she will not last 1 puzzles before she turns on the tv to watch cartoons.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:16 pm on Nov. 22, 2010
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dirty guru
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Your the only person on this forum that draws me closer to jesus-
But wait theres more!
I dont know how you like wee wee and/or dildos up your arse.......
But the lord Jesus says it might not be right.
Why not stick to a heavy cheese diet and some big pasta fix and pop a few fish oil tablets?
Thats emotional for me -
add some chilli for drama -
Gee thats a non - guilt free way thai life of saying
"boy that was good"
I am concerned you catch a wog drinking all that piss.
Please let me minister Jesus as your solution brother
Somehow I envision you as that "guy" (same same) in Brave - heart movie that says "its my island"
I have one-
When you want to test a woman who claims she loves you get her to watch hours on end of stuff like this-
http://www.spankwire.com/Maria-Ozawa-Bukkake-News/video205458/?utm_source=PBWebMedia&utm_medium=
Tell her its "beautiful" and art.
Watch how she agrees and says" yes funny movie have pretty her more sure"
What the f*** has someone gotta do to get some of these bloodhounds of the money scent?
Ask them to explain why sun go away?
Where it go?
And bring out the blow up doll while she attempts to explain?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:01 pm on Nov. 22, 2010
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madfrog
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Remind me of a girl in Koh Samui who did believe me when I told her that if the tide was hight on one side of the island then we could go enjoy the beach on the other side because there it would be low...
Madfrog
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:46 am on Dec. 26, 2010
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thailife
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my wife has a dog too.... she says he understands thai..... also now that she has been in the u.s. a few years and knows the illogical belief her people have in spirits she told me sha can explain why thais have spirits and farang do not... it's that pee can only be seen by thais and they are meant for thai people, not farang..... I rolled my eyes and she gave me that hopeless look where she knows she just doesn't understand.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:18 pm on Dec. 26, 2010
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thewiz
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It is very weird, sometimes it opens sometimes it is blocked.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:21 pm on Dec. 27, 2010
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