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MarkJ
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J-One SUCKS! MAJOR rip off. For the first time ever, I have gone in and out of a soapy, paid 1800 baht, spent 2 hours with a naked woman... and not even gotten a hand job!! Read onÖ
I went to J-One because CP2 was pretty empty. There were about 20 girls in the bowl at J1. I saw a couple I liked. Price was 1800 baht, 2 hours. If I wanted VIP Jacuzzi room, +500 baht. I asked the papasan for the stats on the girl I liked. Looked good, but I always ask. "Big, or small and packed bra?", I asked "oh, big... big!", he replied. "Firm?". "Oh, really firm!". "Has children?". "No, no children!". The guy was full of sh*t. If I had asked "She got 3 tits?"... "oh, big 3rd one right in the middle!"
I took the girl anyway. She did not have big, firm breasts. She took off her dress and the saggy bags fell out. typical post-child thai womanís body. if the tits didn't tell the truth, the stomach stretch marks did. Papa-san lied.
By the way, you need 2 hours in this place. By the time they bring the drinks, bring her cosmetic basket, bring the air mattress (which I send backÖ I don't bother with it), plus time to fill the tub (slow slow slow faucet), you've blown 20 mins already. Seriously, it was that bad.
Finally, we get in the tub. She gave me a meticulous scrub down. Even used a toenail brush and had a special face cream. I try to touch her tits, she take my hand and starts to wash my arm! Normally, this is fun fore-play time. She's ducking it. I let it go for now. After she did my back, she said "ok.. finished!" I looked at my dick. She had never touched it. I stood up, grabbed the soap, and washed my nuts and ass myself. Part of the reason I do the soapy is just hygiene. You know, to clean up and wash the slobber from the last guy off the girl. But if she's not even washing my hairy, stinky, sweaty balls... she's not washing the guy before me either?! Skanky!!
We go to the bed. She does about 45 min of mediocre massage. Then, we kind of just stop. I'm thinking.. ok, show time! I only speak a little thai. but I know "you", "me", "pay". She says something like "What you want to pay me to do now?" I figure, I have to have heard this wrong. We go through it a few times. Sure enough, itís pretty clear she is telling me I need to pay up to get some action. I try to keep my cool and tell her that I paid 1800 baht for full service. I act out sucking and f*cking. She gets this panicked look on her face, like "oh no!!". I tell her, the papa-san/manager downstairs told me. So she says real slow, like she's been set up "ohhh... downstairs told you...". Then she gets up and gets a drink, kills a couple mins here and there, and comes back. And just SITS on the bed.
Earlier, I had tried to touch her tits again, in the tub and on the bed. Every time, she pulled away. She said it tickled, said it was cold, etc, etc. It doesn't take much to tell when a girl doesn't want to be touched. Iíve been with shy girls, so I figure, I just go slow. BUT nothing justifies asking for more cash! She wasn't playing shy for fun, she was looking for more money.
Finally, thinking I've really misunderstood or something. I say, in thai, "We have one hour left, right? What should we do?". She says, begrudgingly, "up to you". I say "ok!", and tell her to lie down on the bed. She WON'T DO IT! She just sits there and looks like I am sending her to her death! I'm not one to force a woman to f*ck me. Even if she is faking it, I want her to act like she wants to do it. Forced sex just isn't my style. This isnít working. Iím thinking I should just bail now. But I try again. Nope, she's not going to lie down. She says something like "I do you". So fine. I lay down on my back, thinking this is just some massive misunderstanding.
She starts to give me a rub down again. This time with lotion. I think we are finally moving on. She does the legs (spending huge time down, far away, on my feet) then up the legs to the stomach, moving around the dickÖ then the arms (notice, we skipped the dick again). About 20 mins later she says "OK, turn over!". ???????!!!!!!
I'm f*cking dumbfounded. I keep thinking sheís just running the clock down and weíll get to it in the end. It never happens. Two hours are up. Iím livid. I get up, get dressed and leave the room before she is even ready.
I go downstairs and find the full-of-sh*t papasan. Just to make sure I'm not way out of line in the new post-Chuwit era, I verify what you get for 1800Baht. papasan says "full service: bath, f*cking, sucking, everything". I tell him I got nothing but a bath and a two hour expensive thai massage. He is surprised and says "girls on the left, only massage!". I say, "No, I took girl in the middle. There! She does body-to-body. full service! You took my money at the counter, remember?" He asks what number of girl, but that about as far as it goes. He just kind of says "oh... uh... oh". That's it. I push some more, but I'm making a bit of a scene now. Another papasan comes over too. He listens and just kind of shrugs. I've been coming to Thailand long enough (3 years) to know this isn't going to get me anywhere. Hot hearts donít win. I donít know how cool hearts would win here either! Iíve been had. I just turn and walk out.
Now, brothers, you can say 'It all depends on the girl', but it runs deeper than that. This kind of bullsh*t can't happen if the management isn't along for the ride. From the papasan who would say anything to get me to the register, to the girl who wanted more money, to his lackluster response. Iíve been in MP where I KNOW if the girl dissed me, she would be out on her ass and I would get a refund or a "free f*ck next time" pass. And if I want a girl who can whistle dixie with her pussy, the papasan/mamasan will find her for me. J-One is not that kind of place. Some guys have obviously gotten good women here, but if you look at the thread on this place, other guys have had varying degrees of problems. this place (and ex-CP1) has a "f*ck-em if we can" attitude. I doubt its just farangs. They probably will screw anyone who they think they can (farang, chinese, japanese, etc).
Sorry, this is really long... but it is so un-f*cking believable, I want to give detail so you know the whole story. Btw: before anyone says ěthis guy must have been one ugly, old, beer bellied, nasty son-of-a-bitch!îÖ maybe Iím not a stud but Iím mid-30ís, (French American), run marathons, am in pretty good shape. So, it ainít about fat beer bellies or varicose veins.
Anyway Bottom line: MASSIVE RIP OFF. Save yourself the hassle (or even potential hassle) and go ANYWHERE else.
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Posted on: 5:28 am on Nov. 17, 2003
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sinirl
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Not much you can say about that.
You should have taken Baht 2000 out of you wallet and burnt it in front of them.
But then again they probably would have called the law as that is an insult to the King as his face is on the notes.
Guess I wont be going there in a hurry, Darlings will do for me.
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Posted on: 7:48 am on Nov. 17, 2003
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shark68
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Hi folks,
I agree 1000% with MarkJ the mf***ing papasans really pi**ed me off as well 
I have been in BKK for measly two days, stopping over for some more business talks after 2 weeks of China and HK.
I have been so happy to be in LOS after being in China for a while... 
Most of the people in China they either have no money to care for their appearance or they have no taste 
I am someone, who is always willing to go for girls and a drink  I am more in to gogo bars than MPs, but my business fellow is a very decent man (unlike me  ) and so I thought it would be better to go to an MP.
We end up at JOne. We did NOT wear any headdress made form fresh 1000 THB bills! I am half Thai half German and I would say my language skills are 8 out of 10. I have never been ripped off so far in LOS and my P4P rates that I payed until today have been cofirmed by this great  forum!
I knew they would quote me higher as I am with my blond-blue eyed partner and so I did already ask the mf papasan (in Thai) :...the girls in the fishbowl are 1800 THB, right?..
The bloody bastard laughed at me and said 6000THB was the full service, prices had changed. I was just like 
I kept calm as I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of seeing me 'farang style' angry, but I am still not sure if I hadn't better kicked his ass right there.
I ask the guys at the table next to us and they had been quoted 4000THB!!
I asked for the manager which would NOT show up. I think on purpose.
In my opinion this joint is designed to be a rip off place and management does want it that way.
as I was there only a couple of days after APEC was over, these a**holes may have been too successful in bullsh***ing the stupid government body people.
I strongly advise any newbie to Thailand and also anybody else, unless accompanied by a forum members that gave this place a good report, to AVOID  JOne.
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Posted on: 1:49 pm on Nov. 17, 2003
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susukida
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Greetings,
I agree with Khun MarkJ and Shark68, all the members and guests should boycott/ostracize J1 Massage! We don't have to go to J1 Massage to be entertained, there are lot better soapys such as Nataree, Mirage, Cafe Biwa, Colonze and New Cleopatra! I'll be in Bangkok from December 26 through January 11, if you want to go to Rachada and visit all the high end massage complexes, just let me know.
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Posted on: 2:48 am on Nov. 18, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Man between Shark68 & MarkJ I am not stepping foot into this place. I really like Cupidity at the Entertainment Plaza on Soi 3. I have always tried to make it past the first floor to other places within, but I just can't pass up the sideliners there. They always seem to have a boat load of girls and they are great in the sex department.
I never took a fishbowl out of there as they were not too impressive, but the sideliners were great. Don't expect a massage, just a bath and great sex. I pay about 2200 THB for a sideliner. Tell them you been there before and always pay 2200.
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Posted on: 2:58 am on Nov. 18, 2003
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ringthebells
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too bad.
one mistake, though.
you should have gone down there as soon as you realised and change the girl...
I have good memories for j one, but it has been some time.
thanks for the advise.
rtb
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Posted on: 5:07 am on Nov. 18, 2003
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maddogck1
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Someone should also tell the management that they are being blacklisted for their dishonest tactics...
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Posted on: 2:11 pm on Nov. 18, 2003
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shark68
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maddogck1 is right. mabe we should go there with several guys to bust their policy...
I will be back in BKK in December, so I will give it a try again and report here...
555 very soon back in LOS
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Posted on: 4:29 am on Nov. 19, 2003
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machoman
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Hi Guys,
just discovered this board recently and thought I'd share some of my experiences.
Surprised at the negativity surrounding J1. Was in BKK earlier this year and had one of the best soapy experiences there. I think I may have encountered the papa-san you guys are bitching about- he was insistent on tip, but I told him he would get one if the girl I chose performed (best policy IMHO).
Anyway, chose a slim, medium height chick with a fair sized rack who had a dirrty looking face and was giving off 'pick me' expressions while I was eyeing her in the bowl - always a good sign to go for - (just wish I could remember name and no) and proceeded upstairs with her. While bath was running, I lay face down on bed while she gave me a decent massage, giving my balls and cock a gentle squeeze every now and then. When the bath was ready she led me over and give me a good clean up paying special attention to my sensitive bell-end. One slight disappointment was she stifled yawns now and again, but I'll forgive her that.
Onto the tora-tora stage- every time she slid up my body she breathed deeply in my ear like she was massively turned on, though I doubt as much as I was.
Once dried and on the bed, she began by kisses from my neck, onto my nipples, then my stomach - guess where this is heading?- before taking me between her lips. All I can say is it was One of the best bj's I've had: lots of saliva and slurping sounds, heading bobbing up and down at various rhythms, plenty of wide- eye eye contact, and although i'm fairly well endowed (even by farang standards) she sucked me from base to tip. Awesome.
Much as I was loving this I knew I had to stop her or there would be none of the other kin of 'lip massage' I wanted. I tried to pull her head away, but she gave a 'huh?' sound still with my cock lodged in her mouth and caried on sucking- finally I managed to get her mouth off my johson -I think with seconds to spare- and she gave me a wicked smile, like she knew full well what her speciality was!
Then for the main event- a pity she was so tight or I might have lasted a bit longer then the nine or ten strokes I managed. On unravelling the latex off me she tapped the bottom of the condom bag, which I swear must have been a quarter full with 2 weeks worth of seed, and complimented me on the volume -'many, many babies!'
I agree with the comments about the papa-san, though I bunged him a 100B note on my way out ( as he charged up to me) and the attitude of the establishment from your reports stinks (though I wonder if other Mp's would have acted differently, bad as the attitude is?)
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Posted on: 7:05 pm on Nov. 24, 2003
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saitnyen
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Hit J-One myself the other night. No problem with the papasan. He asked me how much I'd paid last time. I told him I didn't remember, how much is it this time? And he straight up hit me at 1800 baht, 2200 for the sideline girls. No tip requested either.
The girl I picked looked pretty stunning in her dress great face and tits. Got to the room and started having second thoughts for some reason. Odd movements, maybe slightly large hands. Something seemed up. But when she came out of the dress, it was obvious I'd picked up a lady and not a ladyboy. Her child had not been kind to her body.
But she was still a beauty (because of her face) and spoke very little English - so I'd have to guess she wasn't with many farang.
She seemed a bit shy at first but started warming up to me in the tub. Fortunately my Thai was good enough to catch about 80% of what she said to me.
Got a little warmer when we moved to the rubber raft as she was rubbing her unmentionables over my body.
Once it came time to hit the bed, an odd thing happened though. Most of them head straight to give you a small massage or start kissing your body. This one laid down beside me and started talking! Not exactly what I'd signed up for but I played along.
Pretty soon she started practicing on me the few English words she did know (had to be less than 30). She went through her repetoire and then began stretching.
My favorite was "flower grrrr." Flower girl? Puying dawk my, chai my? Mai chai. OK, what the hell? "flower grrr" I liked the "grrr" part (sounded damn sexy in fact) but what could it mean? Then she started fingering my gold chain and she said "thong." So not girl, gold. Flower gold! Oh, sh*t! Ee dawk tawng! I said. Too which she laughed and acted shy but it was pretty obvious I had it right.
For those not in the know, ee dawk tawng is a thai slang for prostitute.
Anyway, the whole situation was so cute (the way she acted I mean) and the sex was good enough, I'd rate this one a memorable experience.
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