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Big W
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This doesn't help me as i leave for HKT.......oh yeh tomorrow!!]
Will have to make do without Shark for this visit
W
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:36 am on Feb. 14, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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I did a search about my favourite closed club and came up with this allegedly satirical scribble(drivel) about the Shark Club. Apparently our good friend Mr Tax-the-Sin is masquerading as Ernst Stavro Blofeld at the closed Shark Club ,or the other way around. Hasn't the place re-opened under a different name ??? Fiendishly clever these Orientals eh Watson ? No I don't believe it is our friend Fu ManChu returned !
This drivel is supposed to be said with the dulcet tones of one Sir Michael Caine !!
Chapter 2
So I gets this order from the boss down at Vauxhall Cross to stop chatting up the floozies in the wine bar opposite. I told 'im it wasn't me who knicked the
bloody lap-tops there. Its Ý'is fault for employing bimbos who get pissed on two glasses of ÝChablis.
Get on the next plane to Phuket 'e tells me 'coz the 'Cousins' - Yanks to you and me- have got
a sweat on about a dodgy geezer who resides in the underground levels of this club called 'The Shark' or some uvva fish or whatever.
Anyway gets down there and the bloody placed is shut. Aint it bloody typical, fly all the bleedin' way to Phuket and the place is locked. No reply when I knocked on the door and then two big geezers appear as if out of nowhere. If they had mobiles stuck to their lugholes
and loads of gold chain and shit they would have looked like bloody Russian Mafia !
These 'Boris & Maurice' blokes 'invite me' - for the want of a better word to meet their guv'nor.
Usual smell of stale beer and sick and one bloody great empty dance floor. What a waste and wiv grannies tea party coming up ? Anyway the usual clichÈ hidden door behind a wall of drinks and whoosh we are down five floors to some swank underground cavern.
Dirty great big evil looking sharks swimming about . Didn't know it was an exclusive swimming pool for businessmen!
Sitting next to the underground lake is this oriental geezer in a dated 1960's suit, e's sitting in one of those naff 1960's chairs stroking this pussy. He also had a nice line in hair tint. "I was expecting Mr Bond not some cockney twit in specks!" "The names Palmer mate, 'arry Palmer." Then the bleedin' cat snarled at me.
"Do you know what we do with sex tourists Mr 'Arry ?"
"No mate I haven't a bloody clue wot you do wiv sex tourists, I couldn't care neivva!"
"We throw them to our little fishy friends don't we No.2 ?" Another shady looking oriental in a naff suit nods subserviently as he stands next to Mr Pussycat like a bleedin' tin shoulder.
"Who the bloody hell are yoo mate anyway?"
"Who? no.no Dr Who is on another channel!"
"You obviously ain't in the schmutter business selling suits!"
"I am Dr Ernst Stavro Blofeld and this is my lair .At the moment our lovely sharky friends are being fed disgusting sex tourists who come to this country and pollute it. Our particular favourites are the big fat German ones who make this glorious squealing sound at
fishes' tea-time. Isn't that right No.2?" The other geezer just stands there with this inscrutable grin on his chops.
Pussy gets another stroke.
"So where's Moneypenny?"
"I told you that's the other geezer. Our American cousins are well pissed off 'coz one of their well known and respected citizens has bloody well gone missing , breakfast for 'Sharky & George' ?"
"We have other forms of Ý'Correction' Mr 'Arry !"
"I heard all about the Eden Club!"
"Very perceptive of you, but no, have you heard of our special torture Mr 'Arry?"
"A holiday with the Cape Panwa lager lout-vomit club? Last time I heard they spewed the swimming pool full!"
"No, we strap them to a chair and play 'Westlife, S club 7, Britney Spears and Gerri Halliwell records at full volume!"
"Bloody hell that is diabolical!"
Pussy gets another stoke.
"You see Mr 'Arry we are intent on World domination from our base here in the 'Shark Club' and nobody can get to us because the club is closed ! We have an enormous collection of records from Westlife etc!"
"All bloody two of them! That's fiendishly clever !!
Pussy gets another stroke.
"All ze sex-touristen will be running around their home countries gagging for 'jiggy-jiggy' and boomsen-machen and this will effect their ability to work properly as they will be suffering a severe case of exploding tomatoes. Isn't that true No.2?" Another
inscrutable grin passed the physiog of the loyal and trusty No.2.
"Zum of these frustrated sex-tourists are important Government ministers and the ones we do not feed to the sharks will be incapable of work because of ze
exploding bollocks!"
"I think I can now see your devilish plan with all its fiendish cunning, Dr Blowfield."
Pussy gets another stroke.
"The name is Blofeld Mr Bond , Ernst Stavro Blofeld. With the western politicians out of action we shall pounce just like the little pussy here and the World
will be ours!
No.2 grins again.
"How many bloody times I have to bloody well tell you Mr Blowfly that my name is Palmer 'Arry Palmer! How do you get out of this fetid place anyway?"
"My assistants will show you out." The burly 'Boris and Maurice' appear as if out of nowhere.
They hand me a couple of 'flyers', "what the bloody hell is this?"
"Half-price entry for my other club, the 'Rock-Hard', one has to make a living Mr Palmer!"
"Any good?..eerrr I mean ,you rogue you have all the angles covered!"
I get shown out of the club and I turn to Blofeld with a ,"you won't get away with this, a normal man needs a decent shag! Anymore missing yanks and you'll have the
fleet in port, and try and toss them to the sharks!"
"You are mistaken Mr 'Arry we will win and control the World when the politicians have been
seen to!"
"Diabolical, that's bloody diabolical, I've got my retirement pension invested in Durex ! And get another bloody hairdresser, that hair-colouring is crap "
Pussy gets another stroke.
Dr Ernst Stavro Blofeld smiles in successful contentment.
Pussy gets another stroke.
'Arry Palmer
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:04 am on Feb. 23, 2003
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loupilou
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Kevin, the owner of shark club, has lost his disco.
The place is now rented by a thai company, sistership of another company running Pantip Plaza in Bangkok, and already running Tiger Disco in Patong, accross Bangla Road.
The new place named " Star wars " was supposed to reopen on March 15, but should open in a couple of weeks.
Some good places in Patong :
- Tai pan and his manager dominique ( Near ex Shark ), where you can meet some of the top freelancer girls of Patong, and one of the most sexy Ning.
- Sai rougn restaurant run by the excellent jean claude.
- Crossroads ( soi wattana ) restaurant run by twwo nice Belgium guys, jean franÁois and gregory.
- Kangaroo Bar ( Soi bangla ) managed by the prince of bangla, mister Odd.
Have a good time
Loupilou
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:38 am on Mar. 18, 2003
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loupilou
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Kevin, the owner of shark club, has lost his disco.
The place is now rented by a thai company, sistership of another company running Pantip Plaza in Bangkok, and already running Tiger Disco in Patong, accross Bangla Road.
The new place named " Star wars " was supposed to reopen on March 15, but should open in a couple of weeks.
Some good places in Patong :
- Tai pan and his manager dominique ( Near ex Shark ), where you can meet some of the top freelancer girls of Patong, and one of the most sexy Ning.
- Sai rougn restaurant run by the excellent jean claude.
- Crossroads ( soi wattana ) restaurant run by twwo nice Belgium guys, jean franÁois and gregory.
- Kangaroo Bar ( Soi bangla ) managed by the prince of bangla, mister Odd.
Have a good time
Loupilou
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:39 am on Mar. 18, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Loupilou? How's Andy Pandy ?
Shark Club to open as Star Wars ?
That's stopped the evil Ernst Stavros Blowfly from chucking poor unsuspecting 'sex-tourists' to the sharks !
I wonder what happened to the sharks?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:57 am on Mar. 18, 2003
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loupilou
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Dear Hermanolobo,
My english is not so perfect, so I am not able to answer your post.
Maybe could you be a little more simple ?
Many thanks
Loupilou
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:55 am on Mar. 18, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Je m'excuse, je parle Francais un petit peu.
Don't worry a lot of English speakers have the same problem!
Did you know that Britain and the U.S are two countries divided by the same language ?
I will often say something that is ironic or has a double meaning. Or just plain humourous. Americans will often take it literally and get upset. They only American humour I understand is Groucho Marx. And of course all the brilliant cartoons- Tom & Gerry etc etc.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:01 pm on Mar. 19, 2003
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Padawan
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Loony Toons - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, etc. That's the pinnacle of American cartoon humor. Some of the Chuck Jones episodes are almost Python-esque.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:02 pm on Mar. 19, 2003
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loupilou
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Thank you hermanolobo,
Don't worry I will try to improve soon my english - smile
By the way I chop mak mak american cartoons and movies.
Enjoy your happy day.
Loupilou
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:53 pm on Mar. 19, 2003
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bandit
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Cool, this means the food stalls are still there in front of Sharks! It is such a wonderful place for a meal after 02.00 a.m. and watch the scene across the street in front of Seven Eleven. Two more weeks...!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:08 pm on Mar. 19, 2003
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