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Smegma
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From what I remember reading, urinating while having an erection is not that easy.
I do not have time to check now, but perhaps an answer can be found in this website: http://www.myhealthypenis.com/
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Posted on: 8:20 am on Oct. 7, 2003
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Triyclops
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Hey Smegma,
Remember when you were a teenager? ÝMaybe that's too much to ask! (just kidding)... Honest...
Anyway, for you old guys who have forgotten those glorious days, you wake up every morning with an erection you could hide behind, bursting for a piss. I know I did many times.
I could not push it down even with both hands, because either I did not have the strength, or the guts to break it!!!
So I resorted to all sorts of physical contortions, such as standing on the side of the bathtub, leaning against the wall with my legs very far back, etc to try and get the correct angle so as not to piss on the wall behind to toilet! ÝBut to no avail. ÝSo in the end, I just pissed in the shower. Sorry Mom!
However, I thank God for growing old, and making me a lot stronger... Why, are you stronger you may ask?
Simply because when I wake up now, and my purple pillow is waving at the heavens, I only need one hand to push it down and not two...
Yes, you can piss while having an erection! So there!
TC.
I am so much in love with this place. Wherever this place is!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:29 am on Oct. 7, 2003
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fastmover
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Damn funny stuff guy. I guess that's proof enough!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:37 am on Oct. 7, 2003
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ringthebells
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it gives me great pleasure to take a erected piss every morning in the shower...
much more exciting than "mr. lumpy" doing it.
am I a pervert??
rtb.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:43 am on Oct. 7, 2003
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Triyclops
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Hey RTB,
If you get the angle right, you can warm up the soap in the dish on the wall, right...
TC
Yes I do love this place even more than yesterday.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:46 am on Oct. 7, 2003
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Smegma
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From a post in an old forgotten thread:
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On attempting to urinate with an erect penis
There will be more than one occassion when the male of the species will wake up with a raging hard-on. This in itself is not of too much concern, but when your bladder is screaming at you for instant relief, that trek to the toilet can be filled with a mixture of expectation, racing thoughts, fear and dread.
Those that are not initiated to the concept may think "Hey big deal.. it still comes out no problem", but let me throw one very serious word your way.. "angles". An erect penis would not be problem in these circumstances if toilets were mounted on the wall and bathrooms were fitted with anti-gravity devices. If you have experienced this angle problem you'll probably have considered sending a letter to your old math teacher about updating the curriculum with some more practical real world examples.
Put simply, any attempt to urinate at an angle below the horizontal cuts off the waterworks instantly (Geez, I hope other people are experiencing this or I am going to look mighty weird out here in bkktoniteland). This problem can cause you to attempt some far-out contortions and do some really dumb things.
The pinnacle of these dumb ideas can be attempting to place your body horizontal to the floor AND 3 feet above the ground at the same time. Of course that is impossible and it usually leads to a gradual progression from leaning over, to leaning over the toilet, to a full on tilt action with hand over cistern and legs splayed out like some sort of squashed spider. Don't even consider drunk, erect and busting to go. That can end in some serious toilet carnage as you fall and get wedged between the toilet bowl and the wall, looking like some hideous mutant toilet turtle with an out of place erect penis.
The second dumb idea is attempting to urinate at range. I don't know about you but two factors come into play here - accuracy and water pressure. The intense need to urinate can dampen even the most accurate of sharp shooters and in case you haven't noticed (despite prayers that it would) urine does not exit the penis at your standard car's tyre pressure. At first it might be a dribble or a perhaps an ever increasing arc. The outcome naturally is a nice puddle leading up to the toilet. That is something not appreciated by your significant other.
The other option is to wait it out like a good bladder soldier. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. But be warned... I am pretty sure there are men out there that have been walking around for years with an erectic penis waiting for it to go down. There seems to be some biological infinite loop where a full bladder reinforces penis erection and so on. Also be warned - PLAYING WITH IT WILL NOT MAKE IT GO AWAY! except for some of the freaks out there. If you are lucky the erection will subside in due course before you explode in a massive spray of urine, mangled flesh and blood.
This might be a good time for nature lovers to dash outside and pretend that no one else can see them urinating in their backyard with an erect penis.
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Posted on: 9:48 am on Oct. 7, 2003
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Arramsey
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Fastmover ,
Many thanks for the appropriate Chinese phrases .
To be quite honest - I do have a nagging doubt that you are pulling one over me and that my Chinese mainlander will swipe me one across the face .
But I am going to take you at face value and try it out on her when she gets back from China .
Only one problem - I can't write it down in English script and give it to her because she cannot read English script . So I shall have to read it out to her and hope that my pronounciation does not add more problems !!!
BTW - Whatever the scientific or medical evidence may be I support those who say that you can pee even when you have a raging erection , because I have done this many times . You just have to achieve the right angle without cutting off the water-works .
Also you can cum & pee immediately after that in practically one smooth motion because as others have pointed out already - it is only at the moment of ejaculation that the water-works are shut off only to be re-opened immediately after .
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:01 am on Oct. 8, 2003
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mm3
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Triyclops:
LOL. ÝBrings back memories. ÝI remember sitting on the toilet (like a girl) and lean forward until my head is between my knees. ÝI knew I was in position when my dick touched the water in the toilet.
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Posted on: 12:01 am on Oct. 8, 2003
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China Sailor
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Arramsey,
I might suggest that Urine has a high Ph (acidic) content and sperm is highly susceptable to changes in Ph content. ÝMaybe this is an ancient form of birth control. Ý
Never heard of it but what the hell, it may be true...
For a lesson in clean chinese and chinese pronuncation may I suggest:
http://www.china.org.cn/e-learning/1.htm
It includes some audio buttons so you can hear how the word is pronounced.
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Posted on: 12:13 am on Oct. 8, 2003
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Arramsey
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Chinasailor ,
I think you have thrown some light on the matter - it does sound plausable that urine could be used as a sperm killer and hence a birth control method .
And many thanks for the link to Chinese pronounciation .
P.S. As Triyclops would say ," I really do love this place " - I have received so much useful information and so much assistance on a "fetish" that I didn't even know about just 10 days ago .
Thanks guys .
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Posted on: 12:31 am on Oct. 8, 2003
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