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dirty guru
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Stories here-
I am sure there must be countless-
So the topic is about escapes from punishment- when a wife or girlfriend discovers another Thai woman on your cell phone-
I will start with a great escape -
The girl in question was an ex Devils den girl who I had been seeing short times and long- nasty sex -
Works - anal - COF - Spanking and bondage role play etc-
It would have been my doom when a wife discovered the one number not deleted -
I was there for 4 days recently with her a few months back-
She stumbled on my cell phone lying on floor and I was in bathroom-
usually its clean free of all evidence-
Like my second passport (dual nationality)
Already in doghouse when a shop assisitant in Pattaya rang her after I left my mobile - and remarkably getting out of that - this was heavy-
She rang the girl in Pattaya and said before hand "why you have number she"? Knowing a Female would answer-
She had locked the doors on all exists- and my heart raced-
What happened next earned the said girl in pattaya a 3000 baht tip-
Here is a rough recollection of that conversation that saved me (speaker assisted on her mobile )
"hello?""
""Yes, I want know who you"?
"pardon?"
"why you have husband me number"?
""I dont know but I am at work "
"what you work"?
(it was 9am)
"Oh I work at internet"
(where she was)
""I not believe "
""ask your husband was he the man who left his wallet here and my boss gave him my number?"
"why?"
"i wanted tip for reward"
"He loose wallet?"
""Yes and he has picture of you in it"?
(""I start smilling and nodding as if its all coming back")
"what name husband me- ?"
("she remembers- knowing its most likely the guy who said he was heading upcountry to see wife - and also invokes a gentle sam sip baht to an invisible customer- as she continues the ploy_)
Wife, glares and ends call-
Not fully convinced but benifit of doubt that the Pattaya girl (who says she is in Bangkok ) was really an internet girl-
I am getting benifit of doubt-
Immediately deleting number - as she was too stupid to record it for later exposure then and then-
I paid the 3000 as a way of saying thanks- next I was there and asked how you knew it was me?
She said "didnt wife sounded half Kmyer- the photo of her in your wallet told me near cambodia-"
She said its about the 8th time she has tried to save a Farang-
Half have been successful-
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Other stories of great escapes?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:20 pm on April 14, 2011
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madfrog
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No great escape for me.
When my wife find Thai girls phone numbers on my phone the questions she ask are like:
- Is she good looking?
- Did she give you a good time?
- Is she bisexual? (and if YES, then "when can we meet her?)
And the few times the numbers are from work she is so disapointed...LOL
Madfrog
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:44 am on April 15, 2011
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cheapcharlie
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I never carry a telephone in los I take the wifes brother -in -law out with me so she never worries.
The last thing I want is her checking up on my every move but I do get the bits of paper with numbers and names of the various girls I meet along the way.
Trouble is when I have been drinking and the girls write the name in thai I dont remember who the f*** they were from anyway.
Got in a right shit one time as she goes through my trousers when im asleep and found all these numbers which she phoned some and it was lady from nana plaza or some other establishment.
I just said ' You stupid women ' I drink with your brother pom mau lady give paper pom forget cannot f*** lady
go with brother remember.
I learned from this and the time I came back and she had been counting the condoms but lucky for me she cant count. She thought 3 were missing but it was 1 and the 2 in my pocket were for a friend.
Anyway the whole family (women) came round to be my judge and jury.My policy is always deny whatever the evidence says to the contrary. Anyhow im the rice bowl at the end of the day so the male members supported me and it was forgotten.But she still brings it up if we argue also the time I fell asleep in a pattaya st hotel.
Now when I come back to the room I put all my loose change, tel numbers, kamagra etc in the safe. Never carry
rubbers around. I have trained my brain to think like this when im drunk.
It tool 10 yrs of fine tuning but last trip I got it down to a fine art mixing a family holiday with a sex vacation. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:31 am on April 15, 2011
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oreally
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cheapcharlie,
I gotta tell you bro, that was funny...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:02 am on April 15, 2011
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cheapcharlie
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Thanks Oreally its funny and all true but the biggest thing I worry about in los is catching sexual deseases from blow jobs. One time I caught Ghonorea now that was funny woke up with toothpaste streaming out of my dick.I never passed it on so she never found out, but it was a close call.
Also thanks to the thai education system she never learned to read which save my bacon a few times I can tell you.
I have cards from all my favorite massage places in my wallet and a friend ask are you not worried your wife find out.
I said to him ' no problem mate she cannot read '
I also never sit with girls in bars in the open air and let then walk behind me to the st hotel so no pictures can be taken togeather.
I got a bit paranoid cause you know the bg network But on the other hand I go in bars where her friend is the mamsan and f*** some of the girls but they never said anything.
I suppose I spend too much money in the bar they would not want to loose the custom.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:22 am on April 15, 2011
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cheapcharlie
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She suffers from dyslexia but hides it well.
Thats why I never noticed it until later she is in school now in the west but does not see the need everything about thailand she knows already. She can cook, take care of my son and do other stuff thats enough.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:08 am on April 15, 2011
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thailife
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as long as you don't rub it in her face.... or in Asian terms 'break her face' you will always be ok...... she knows the deal, how it all works
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:01 pm on April 15, 2011
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cheapcharlie
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Quote: from thailife on 7:01 am on April 16, 2011
as long as you don't rub it in her face.... or in Asian terms 'break her face' you will always be ok...... she knows the deal, how it all works
Of course I know the deal as well, how they all react to me when im in los. This is how things are though and im always discrete. While she builds face with property and small businesses good for her.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:01 pm on April 15, 2011
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magnum
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... I am unmarried, so there might be an explanation that would not occur to a single guy, but why not simply code your special numbers so they are not so easily dialed?
... even something simple, like entering a '1' for '0', a '2' for '1', and on up... check dial to see who answers and just explain it as a bad entry.
... after the woman's name (as with a few innocent numbers on your phone, as camouflage), enter a non-incriminating 'reminder' of who she is... 'visa'... 'travel agent'... 'temple donation' (awww, making merit)... 'monster f*** with three nipples!'.
... maybe this is one of those 'smart like a goldfish, sly like a fox' Thai girl things at which you married guys would just scoff, but come on... with the aid of technology, simple math, and a little misdirection, are we incapable of being more smart than a goldfish?.. am I missing something?.. we're not solving of 'pi' here.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:28 pm on April 15, 2011
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magnum
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... another possibility... I understand DTAC of AIS (maybe both) will back-up your telephone directory on their system for free... you call them and they apparently just download it.
... when you return to the real world, you erase your card memory, making sure all the indictable numbers were stored to your memory card and nothing incriminating remains on the phone's internal memory.
... when you return to la-la land, insert your old card, call the phone service and have them reload.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:44 pm on April 15, 2011
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