When I was reading your funny airport security story and you said "that depends"
I was waiting for you to say "on if you like jerking it to cartoon fish"
but your line was great as well!!!!
On a serious note....I am getting worried about this non-liquid thing not blowing over before I fly. Waiting for drinks from the attendents will get really old after about 2 or 3 hours.
I have never had a problem with window seat and a bottle of cabernet in my carry-on.