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MaximusNaughtinus
Told you ya could'nt get it up, bloody hell, on holidays and you can only manage one a night, limp dick.


Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:32 am on Oct. 30, 2004
TJ
...if a girl you spent 15 minutes with in a darkened area at Lolitas remembers you 10 months later.


Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 11:29 pm on Oct. 30, 2004
manowar
If you just realise that you have been ripped off by the taxi driver for a grand total of US$1., then ymbit. If you get a text message by a 20 something on your cell phone at 3 o'clock in the morning that says " I miss you, where are U ?", ymbit


Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:34 pm on Oct. 30, 2004
LocalYokul


if you like SomTam BJs , you are Certainly in Thailand



Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:47 pm on Oct. 30, 2004
cyborg
I laughed at the humor here.

Cyborg

EDIT: Ok guys...I am experimenting with a dry sense of humor...maybe too dry...


Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:11 am on Oct. 31, 2004
cyborg
"If your girlfriend opens her beer bottles without a "conventional" opener....ymbit".

"If your girlfriends name is Lek or Noi,... and she is....ymbit".


Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:19 am on Oct. 31, 2004
Minder
"If a vendor thinks no sale at twice the price is better than 10 sales at the going rate....ymbit"

"If you dash into the 7/11 for condoms and end up having sex with the cashier....ymbit"

"If "I hope I am sober enough" is your first thought as you start your SCUBA dive....ymbit


Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:35 am on Oct. 31, 2004
cyborg
Minder...I lub the 7/11 condom one...definitely on the final list...

Cyborg


Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:16 pm on Oct. 31, 2004
cyborg
"If no less than 3,000 exotic ladies have called you (sexy-man) tonight...ymbit"

"If a visit to your in-laws includes buying them a Buffalo.....ymbit"

"If your marriage certificate mentions your long distance sponsored wife as part of a (timeshare program)....ymbit."

"If grasshoppers are considered an appetizer by your GF.....ymbit"

"If you wake up and find your penis severed and floating out the window attached to a helium balloon after boning that gorgeous neighbor lady upstairs...ymbit."..Sir?

I lub Thailand too much, I laff too much....I happy-happy!....

Cyborg


Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:31 pm on Oct. 31, 2004
kev29ie
If

If, when introducing your new girlfriend to your mate, he asks what bar she works in....ymbit

If you are getting laid more often and by cuter girls than your 19 year old Brad Pitt lookalike son..........ymbit

If your name is Local Yokel, and you are getting laid at all......Ymbit

If people say 'yes no problem' and walk away wondering what the f*** you asked them to do, rather than them asking you to explain you want...Ymbit


Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:51 am on Nov. 1, 2004
     

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