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LocalYokul

Quote: from kev29ie on 7:06 pm on Nov. 1, 2004

If your name is Local Yokel, and you are getting laid at all......Ymbit


now you know why I live here , but you should have added that I'm getting laid more than your Brad Pitt look-alike son

maybe even more than the real Brad Pitt



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Posted on: 7:31 am on Nov. 1, 2004
sirtitus


"If you wake up and find your penis severed and floating out the window attached to a helium balloon after boning that gorgeous neighbor lady upstairs...ymbit."..Sir?

Damn, she's fine. It almost would have been worth it.... But, alas, "little Titus" is much too important to risk so foolishly.

Sir Titus.


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Posted on: 10:07 pm on Nov. 1, 2004
Gungho
if you are writing sumthing and not expecting to be ridicule or flame.....ymbit?...no?....ymbibkktonite!


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Posted on: 11:29 pm on Nov. 1, 2004
kev29ie
If your discription of a 'lame night' includes the fact that the 19 yr old cute 75 pounder would only suck the other girls tits and not go down on her.......... Ymbit

If ALL the guys you have a beer with not only think it is morally acceptable to engage in P4P, even though you are married with kids, but offer to come along for the 'ride' then...You certainly are in thailand


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Posted on: 6:11 am on Nov. 2, 2004
koolbreez
You take 7 girls out for food, drinking, and dancing, and the total bill is less than 50 bucks......ymbit

Your bro offers to buy a girl off you.....ymbit

When a late evening snack consists of giant water bugs, grasshoppers, and ants wrapped in a little green leaf.......ymbit

When your GF's preferred seafood is squid........ymbit

When the boys are better endowed than the
girls....ymbit

When, after spending 2 days out unfing as many BG's as possible, one baht gold makes it all better with your TGF......ymbit








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Posted on: 6:51 am on Nov. 2, 2004
LocalYokul

Quote: from koolbreez on 8:15 pm on Nov. 2, 2004

When your GF's preferred seafood is squid........ymbit


what's wrong with squid ??

It's great for your libido BTW

and all the TGs I know just LOVE IT !!



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Posted on: 6:55 am on Nov. 2, 2004
ringthebells
...if you accept a managerial position without fringes or benefits for less then 1000 usd...

...if you become a salesman on pure commission base, without a work permit...

...if you do a complete multi language website, incl. turbo powering for 150 usd...

...if your girlfriend makes a shitload more money than you do...

rtb


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Posted on: 7:03 am on Nov. 2, 2004
buxeda
... if you are betting and the winner gets a barfine.

... if you haven't been to the beach of pattaya after 2 weeks, because of the mp's and the a gogo's.

... if every western women appears to be oversized.



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Posted on: 8:28 am on Nov. 2, 2004
LocalYokul

...when you walk into a pub and they break open two wetnaps,,, one for your face & neck, and the other to wipe your cock before they give you a BJ,,,, ymbit



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Posted on: 8:34 am on Nov. 2, 2004
kev29ie

Quote: from buxeda on 6:52 pm on Oct. 4, 2004

... if every western women appears to be oversized.




This one is true even on return from Thailand. thats why we keep on coming back. Just to piss my wife off every time she goes clothes shopping at home and she bitches about the prices I just do my 'Yes Maaam, We have Larrr size for you'

She gets this in every shop (besides Central) - and shes a small in European sizes! Hehehe


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Posted on: 8:34 am on Nov. 2, 2004
     

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