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Thin White Duke
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Damn Ricebro.... where do I sign up? Protecting Tiffanys has been a lifelong dream of mine....Do we get tricked out hummers and free boob jobs as well?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:39 am on April 23, 2005
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Riceman
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Komrade Duke
You must chane that name if you want to join. Duke is hold-over from the oppressive Czarist tradition. No land owners in my militia. We are a soviet, not boyars. Beverly Hills belongs to the people!!! We must protect it from the reactionary mobs of South Central.
The militia office is at Roscoe's Famous Chicken N Waffles on Pico. When you join you will be provide with;
1-M91/38 Mosin Nagant Rifle,.30
5-7.63 x 54r rounds
1-meshok (pack)
1-waffle
1-Roscoe's friedn chicken drum stick
1-2 oz vacu-packed containin of Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup
Training will be at MacArthur Park in the heart of the proleteriat.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:39 am on April 24, 2005
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DaffyDuck
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Great, thanks - this thread has now been thoroughly and wonderfully f***ed.
I suggest we close it, seeing as how staying on topic seems to be a challenge.
Dr. von Quack!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:46 pm on April 24, 2005
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Thin White Duke
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Not to worry Daffster- I wanna get with the brothers right and soon.
I say we set a May date for the LA Tribe. How bout it guys. This one needs to be a good, and large gathering, cheap booze and cheaper women, Roscoes Famous Fried Chicken, now theres a idea.
C'mon, I'm totally open to the locale, lets toss some dates around, and get it set. How bout it locals? 2nd Saturday night in May. Whaddya say?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:04 pm on April 24, 2005
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Riceman
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Daffy,
I thought you are supposed to be f***ing girls and getting soapies. Give the keyboard a break unless you're getting BJs while on the computer. Lapping up while on the laptop?
TWD, we met last week and last Friday. You were AWOL.
I do vote for Roscoes in Long Beach. I'm there once a month. Two years ago, there were two punky Khmer chicks. I gamed on them (by asking directions to the 710) and ended up f***ing one them. Nothing to write home momma about. Hopefully their new nightclub, The Cotton Club, will be open by them. If we go to the one on Pico, maybe will run into a Quentin Terintino shootout. Be careful. If you piss off Mama, the cheif waitress she will slap your hands. I still have marks on my hands.
Top ten ways to piss off Mama:
10. Feet on booth
9. not paying attention when your food is being served and Mama’s putting down the hot steamy cOrnbread, cracklin’ crunchy fRied ChicKen, MaplE sYrup, WAeffles!!!
8. running your mouth instead of reading the menusukkaaah
7. going to the bathroom when everyone is ordering
6. blowing straw papers across the room like an idiot (sorry Amy for the head tap)
5. throwing the moist towlettes
4. when you try to find the balance between control and just letting go
3. Wear an afro wig on your white nerd head
2. Acting like a jive TUrKey in a cHicken Restaurant
1. Mama doesn’t get pissed off.
The one on Gower usually has hot women, esp J-girl tourist. They want to get some South in their month and ride the Yellow Taxi.
http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/aboutus.html
I'll get the Smoothered Chicken N Waffles
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:26 am on April 25, 2005
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