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French Goat
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- If most of the girls can eat insects but do not want to swallow the male's syrup, then you are probably in Thailand...
- If you are not sick and haven't f_cked anybody since more than one week, then you probably ARE NOT in Thailand!!!
- If you go shopping alone in an hypermarket and then ending at the cashier's desk with an attractive girl holding your arm and whom you did not know two hours before, you might be in Thailand!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:13 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
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manowar
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Quote: from cyborg on 9:58 am on Nov. 4, 2004
QUOTE:
"If a mamasan at a soi33 bar runs out to the nearby 7-11 and brought back a condom for you so that you can bf one of her girls, ymbit. "
OK guys....we have had some great ymbit jokes so far...please keep them coming!! Not wishing to point fingers or discount anyones attempts at making these jokes but I must point out that some people don't quite get the point of these jokes.
The two quoted above simply do not work...much like this one I am making up as an example...
Keep em coming!!
Cyborg
Hey, if the "joke" above was not a joke and had actually happened, then ymbit !
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:23 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
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French Goat
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If your interlocutors show a wide smile of envy (males) or of disgust (females) when you evoke the place where you spent your last holidays, it was probably in Thailand.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:40 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
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expatchuck
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"If your golf game sucks but you don't mind, because your caddy sucks also." ymbit.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:00 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
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dirty guru
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When a girl working as a prositute that you have seen more than 3 days, later finds out you didnt go home and calls you ""a blackhearted butterfly"' and bursts into tears, begging you to stop. while The bar music plays in the background.... (on the phone)
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:13 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
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a10u8
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If after an evening out together your wife suggests that the perfect way to end the night would be a visit to the Eden Club......YBMIT
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:38 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
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silentbob1234
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Quote: from hzink on 4:01 pm on Nov. 4, 2004
If your ordered Cola, but you're getting Gin... and you don't mind - ymbit
If you dont pay any attention to Caucasian girls that you used to consider 'hot' - ymbit
Or You May Have Been In Thailand. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:10 am on Nov. 5, 2004
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cyborg
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"If you ordered Orange juice and get Orange soda...ymbit"
Cyborg
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:41 pm on Nov. 5, 2004
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manowar
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If the prettiest piece of ass in the bar is a LB, ymbit.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:19 pm on Nov. 6, 2004
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Smoky
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While on holliday, you get lucky with more than one girl with the same three letter one syllable name. You just might be in Thailand
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:35 am on Nov. 7, 2004
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