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cyborg
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Smoky,Manowar,French goat,Expatchuck.... LOL!!!
REEEESPECT!
Cyborg
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:26 am on Nov. 8, 2004
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GIEVALI
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When a girl tells you : 'mie laik samook uu tooo muutsj mie alwee iet uu' : YMBIT... provided u doubt whether she means especially the second part... when u don't doubt and she indeed provides you can be prety sure she must be your mia noi.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:11 pm on Nov. 8, 2004
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hzink
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When you receive an e-mail or text message from your girlfriend telling you "John, me love you too much. Me miss you every day", and you don't care that your name isn't John - ymbit.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:49 pm on Nov. 11, 2004
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Got one of these the other day. Hope you aren't talking about me hzink. Kind of funny though. I messaged back simply "Who's John?" Got a reply back very quickly saying that an internet cafe owner translates and types the emails for her and that she sends out many emails a day and made a mistake. Then there was a note from the owner of the cafe telling me to come meet her in Phuket and she would apologize in person because she sends out many, many emails per day and made a mistake. I got a great chuckle out of that email.
LS
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:04 pm on Nov. 11, 2004
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LastSurvivor
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One of my favorite Thai Girl "isms" is when you are getting a massage at Sazanka and the cute little girl keeps touching you down there and saying "Accuse Me" instead of "Excuse Me". Really hard not to start laughing outloud.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:06 pm on Nov. 11, 2004
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Quote: from cyborg on 1:58 am on Nov. 5, 2004
Guys...when you make references to LOS or BGs directly then it is simply ruined.
um, other countries have BGs too, but the ones referencing Soi33, BKK, or Eesahn BG are just "You're CERTAINLY In Thailand"
Quote: from cyborg on 12:20 pm on Nov. 8, 2004
Smoky,Manowar,French goat,Expatchuck.... LOL!!!
ok EC's was funny, but I don't really see the humor in most of those other fellow's (that you mentioned) posts. Maybe if you left out Soi33 reference when on about buying condoms. That was the way it used to work down here in Banchang before. When a gal got ST or LT action, they'd send a runner (or go themselves) to 7-11 for rubbers
Quote: from LastSurvivor on 7:00 am on Nov. 12, 2004
saying "Accuse Me" instead of "Excuse Me". Really hard not to start laughing outloud.
they're actually saying "eckuse me", cause they can't pronounce eckSkuse
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if...a motorbike cumming the wrong way down the road crashes into your car, and it's your fault according to the police, then...ymbit
if....everyone comes to work promptly at 08:00, then sit around having breakfast and coffee for one hour before starting ANY work then,,,ymbit
if you give directions to ANY and EVERY place by using references to bars in the vicinity, then ymbit
if you have more P4P/BTF numbers in your phone than business contacts  , ymbit
if you have gals calling you at 2am to tell you how horny they are, and want you to cum see them 
if when the same gal calls in the afternoon, you are getting a BJ from her friend  as you chat with her on the phone, ymbit
if you come downstairs from one BJ bar and pass by another with a gal asking you if you want 2nds, then ymbit
if you walk into a pub order a beer, and get a BJ w/o even asking, ymbit
if your best customers/clients are the guys you can have a beer & a BJ with, ymbit
if you have 3 girls on one bed and two guys and you f*** all three of them while your mate gets a 4th to finish him off , ymbit
if you can't get your rocks off in the morning, your gal calls a friend over to help out , ymbit
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:45 pm on Nov. 11, 2004
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dirty guru
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when seated next to you on a bus for 10 kilometers the girl 19 off to visit her grandmother, turns you into the big bad wolf. Looking like butter wouldnt melt in her mouth, she says gently....""i not have money much, and think you have warm feel if let me come see you one hour."'.....then I go school, and after tommorrow visit, ok?"".....then...."'bring friend"'......then "2000 baht everythings!"' I can do bottom, and my friend smokes"" Ok.....all up everythings!.........I checked the id card she wasnt 19 but 17,..so I passed. But true story and really it was erotic seated next to her listerning to her suggest stuff......thailand!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:59 pm on Nov. 11, 2004
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BIG BEEFA
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When you have 3 tg's pole dancing and they're not on stage but sitting in your lap then ymbit
Beefa
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:19 am on Nov. 12, 2004
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Finix
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If the go-go gals look great under the uv lights but hideous when they're out of them, ymbit.
When grinning farangs go around doing the wai to tarts, ymbit.
When everyone queues up in an orderly fashion to board an air asia flight but then storms the gate when it is declared open, ymbit.
If a gal takes your cum squarely on the face and aplogises to you for not taking it in her mouth, ymbit.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:24 am on Nov. 12, 2004
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French Goat
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Quote: from cyborg on 12:20 pm on Nov. 8, 2004
Smoky,Manowar,French goat,Expatchuck.... LOL!!!
REEEESPECT!
Cyborg
Thanks!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:52 am on Nov. 12, 2004
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