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cyborg
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Hey guys,
I am sure many of you are familiar with comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck"...Redneck test questions....
For both of you who are unfamiliar with his work here are a few samples...
"If your porch collapses and more than 5 dogs are killed...you might be a RedNeck"
"If a tornado sweeps through your neighborhood and does $50,000 worth of IMPROVEMENTS......ymbarn"
"If you go to a family reunion to meet girls....ymbarn"
"If your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade.....ymbarn"
So now that we are all on the same page I have this idea for essentially the same thing...the "You might be in Thailand" test....
Here are my first offerings...I am sure others will have better ones.
"If your girlfriends wrist watch can also serve as a cock ring....you might be in Thailand".....................  .. Smoky
"If your stunning GF has a cock bigger than yours...ymbit"
Cyborg
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:09 am on Oct. 29, 2004
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pussy distruction
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"If u are with a girl who talks about all the guys she screwed last night, and when u talk about one she gets pissed off,,,,ymbit"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:34 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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MaiPenRai51
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If your shaft is getting more lip service than your beer at the bar then...ymbiT
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:13 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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CiaoCiao
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If you have cash in your pockets, and despite being fat, old, bald, ugly, and smelly, still - "you hansum man" -then ymbit
If you put all Western women on 'Ignore' mode, then ymbit
If you tell your wife/gf that you're going out for a Beer, and she thinks Heinekin while you're thinking #57 at Baron's, then ymbit
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:26 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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G Unit79
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If you ask a girl if she smokes and she drops to her knees right there at the bar.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:49 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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pussy distruction
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if u ask any girl if she wanna come back home with u and she replies "ap to yooou" then ymbit
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:16 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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jack attack
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You relish the fact that a beautiful 20 something thai girl calls you a butterfly... YMBIT
You have paid the grand sum of US$ 2.50 to a policeman for a traffic infraction (real or imagined)... YMBIT
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:08 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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LocalYokul
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if... after paying $2.50 for your real traffic infraction, the police officer gives you directions to the place you need to go, then stops traffic so you can navigate back in, in the proper direction,,,, ymbit
if,,, you ask questions about When, and the reply is always Ahtit Nah "next week", then,,,,You Are Certainly in Thailand
BTW, the Thais always sort of wonder why the Spanish are in such a hurry when they keep quoting Mahnyahna "tomorrow" when asked When
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:22 pm on Oct. 29, 2004
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pussy distruction
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If u r travelling to Hawaii tomorrow and still feel like shit about it, then.... ymbit
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:26 am on Oct. 30, 2004
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Finix
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If you find yourself walking down sukhumvit at 8 in the morning looking for your second shag of the night, ymbit.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:30 am on Oct. 30, 2004
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