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expatchuck
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Kenneth:
Read my link. There are 16 hilarious pages on how the hose works.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:34 pm on July 24, 2009
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kenneth
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My 2 year old daughter knows how to use it. What's the mystery?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:56 pm on July 24, 2009
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CalEden
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Piles now that's another thread! Should I post it.....Loung Steeb may object and kenneth will fail to see the humour of the subject.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:34 am on July 25, 2009
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haam sup
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Just went to Home Depot to buy the bits necessary to install The Hose in my place in San Diego, CA. The handyman/stockboy who helped me find the parts said, "Yeah, we have everything you need. Those Damn Asians use it to make bidets!"
I just laughed, and said, "So does this damn American".
Of course, he gave me a "bum steer": one of the required fittings had tapered pipe threads, and its mate was non-tapered...
So, actually, the required part was found in an auto parts store: a 5/16" hose barb to 1/4" tapered pipe thread, used widely in fuel injection systems!
So, for about US$25, I have the Thai Non-Skid system installed, and the cleanest ass in La Mesa. Now if I can figure out how to keep the water warm enough to prevent dangling-bit shrinkage in the winter.
I love technology.
hs
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:26 pm on July 26, 2009
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haam sup
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Damn, I just read some of Smegma's remarks in the old thread, and nearly fell off my chair.
Those WERE the good ol' days...
hs
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:33 pm on July 26, 2009
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Kaymanx
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Thanks for that great link, Expatchuck. Never knew such a rollicking thread existed on this forum. Judging by all those born-again comments and the paeans of praise sung by the converts, maybe our Thai girls could refer to that thread as a who's who of assholes that are worthy of TGs' tongues. A mass conversion, as called for by some eminent luminaries on that thread, however, could, while saving trees, simultaneously lead to severe shortage of potable water round the globe.
Which reminds me, among the don'ts is this : use only clean water, not brackish water, so as to preserve the texture and fabric of the region and prevent skin rash. Ironically this job requires clean filtered water lest bacteria find their entry thro the exit gate
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:15 pm on July 26, 2009
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vox
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ALWAYS use the butt sprayer when available, gets you waaaay cleaner than the barbarian farang method, haha.
Now, as to the OP's question about flushing vs. discarding-in-wastebasket of "soiled tissues" (assuming one does NOT have a butt sprayer) : it depends where you are and what the frequency of maid service is.
in public restroom: ALWAYS throw your shitty papers in the trash basket, the BKK sewer system is clogged enough as it is, it was never meant to handle paper.
in hotel: if you've determined that the maids will come EVERY DAY and empty and clean your trash basket, then fine, put it in there and strike a blow for conservation (and saving the BKK sewer system). if they only come every few days, etc., f*** it, flush that shit (as it were), lest you end up with a stinky(er) bathroom (note that the typical Thai bathroom smell could totally be alleviated if they'd learn how to f***ing put a bend in the pipe that comes out from the toilet!!! but they never do, it's straight down to the sewer, hence the stink.
keep in mind, whenever dealing with sewage smells in Thailand, that sewage is always the LAST thing a civilizing society tends to focus on and figure out...that describes the UK, French, and US situations on the matter. mind you, I'll take the so-clean-you-can-eat-off-them Thai BODIES over the disgustingly vulgar, smelly, BO-ridden farangs (both male and female) any day, and put up with their shitty, sewer-bubbling streets...I think personal hygiene is way more important and there, the Thais have the farangs at an advantage of at least a century, haha...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:19 pm on July 26, 2009
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StrayGypsy
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No bidet or hose sprayer at the toilet to wash away the booty problems ?
If the dingles or the chilli food diaper rash are that bad just jump in the shower and use soap and wash cloth on dat butt !... scrub a dubb dubb !
Most toilets have 1/2 inch compression fitting shut off valve with hose leading to water tank.... just find 1/2 inch T or Y fitting at HomePro ?.. Whoops ! never mind we're in Thailand where plumbing, electrical, mechanical, and structural building standards very from baan to baan depending on contractor sourcing... tap the main hose with T line auto pvc then use hose clamps 
I bet someone could make some good $$$ with fashionable butt spray hoses.
The Golden Derri Ere model by SG Works !
with 10 settings of Entre Cuisse pleasure !
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:48 am on July 27, 2009
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CalEden
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Oh, what to name the company. Arse Genie?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:48 am on July 27, 2009
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Kaymanx
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Quote: from haam sup on 12:26 am on July 27, 2009
So, actually, the required part was found in an auto parts store: a 5/16" hose barb to 1/4" tapered pipe thread, used widely in fuel injection systems!
So, for about US$25, I have the Thai Non-Skid system installed, and the cleanest ass in La Mesa. Now if I can figure out how to keep the water warm enough to prevent dangling-bit shrinkage in the winter.
I was thinking all day long today for a possible solution to this problem and it struck me that maybe we could go back to that dainty auto store and pick up another hose that would kind of complete the water recycling system in this elaborate experiment. A thin dia water pipe just enough to span the distance between the dangler and the rear exhaust, but going round the anterior to lend appropriate momentum and direction. Since there is first some urination that happens prior to the dump we first connect the new pipe to the tip of the dangler and let this liquid collect in the pipe. A valve at the other end of this pipe bottles up this precious warm urine in the pipe. As soon as the dump is finished simply open the valve and direct the warm jet to do the cleaning. Urine is non-toxic and therefore I escape all allegations of contradicting my own recommendation not to use brackish water for this job. People are known to even drink this liquid for its therapeutic effects therefore the suggested usage would not only serve the cause of recycling and preserving a greener world but also be a good natural sanitiser. As this technology evolves I am sure there could be further improvements to trap any incidental fart in another pipeline and transfer it into a mini compressor that could lend added power to the water jet. Of course, given the present level of available technology, and costing, this still remains a concept car -- or a "pipe dream."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:27 pm on July 27, 2009
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