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Found somewhere in the net:
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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons (bukkake!!)
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 (hmmm 20 years ago yes; now I doubt it)
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom:.07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms:.05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
The Penis Party...
Every year on March 15 Japan throws a giant festival to celebrate the penis and fertility. A 900-pound wooden phallus is paraded around the streets of the town Komaki, and women carry massive dildos in their arms. Thousands of people come to pay homage to the penis and take part in the festivities.
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Where Is Your Foreskin?
In America hundreds of thousands of circumcised foreskins have been sold to bio-research laboratories.
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A Weighty Issue!
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up - while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.
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Double Your Pleasure!
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of
men similarly endowed.
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The Royal Way!
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
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The Ultimate Hello!
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
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Not The Way To Go!
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
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A Fashion Statement!
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
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Time On Your Side?
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:52 am on April 1, 2008
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DrLove
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Thank you.
It's a pity, Dotcom is no longer one of us... he would enjoyed this info....
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:10 pm on April 1, 2008
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Minder
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Interesting read...
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
.........is that 2,000 annually or another lifetime figure?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:27 pm on April 1, 2008
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Mr Alan
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What does any of this have to do with iPhone, iPod, MacBook, etc? Please take your OT posts to another forum website.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:14 pm on April 1, 2008
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Quote: from DrLove on 6:25 am on April 2, 2008
It's a pity, Dotcom is no longer one of us... he would enjoyed this info....
Oh yes, he was the fashionista with the hanBKerchief coming out of his back pocket. Right? What happened to that fountain of Thai knowledge? No longer with us, you mean same as UKGuy?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:33 pm on April 1, 2008
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Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 (hmmm 20 years ago yes; now I doubt it)
is it less now??
I have seen dottie in silver dollarat thanksgiving, with LY asleep (at 4pm). I think the doc meant no longer in this forum.
that walibri tribe, are those the riginal aussie inhabitants?? that would explain things.
rtb.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:08 am on April 2, 2008
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ringthebells
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SO LONG THE NIGHT:
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an
average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties,
when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth
century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could
be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
MISSIONARIES TAKE NOTE:
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take
the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of
the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
GALLIC WAY OF DEATH:
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during
the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that
her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal
of the dead man's member.
rtb.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:11 am on April 2, 2008
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Regarding Faure´s death:
"At a critical juncture in the proceedings, he died suddenly from apoplexy on 16 February 1899, whilst having sexual activities with 30-year-old Marguerite Steinheil in his office. It has been widely reported that those activities were constitutive of oral sex, but their exact nature is in fact unknown and may have stemmed from various jeu de mots (puns) made up afterward by ferocious political opponents. One such pun was to nickname Mme Steinheil "la pompe funèbre" (wordplay in French: could mean both funeral pomp and funeral pump). George Clemenceau's epitaph of president Faure, in the same trend, was "Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée" (another wordplay in French; could mean both "he wished to be Caesar, but ended up as Pompey", or "he wished to be Caesar and ended up being pumped" ) ; the same Clemenceau, editor of the newspaper l'Aurore, also wrote that "upon entering the void, he (F. Faure) must have felt home"[1]. After his death, some alleged extracts from his private journals, dealing with French policy, were published in the Paris press."
In his office! And some thought that Clinton was doing something novel!?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:47 am on April 2, 2008
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DrLove
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Yes, not on the board.
If would have been really gone, I wouldn't have made this joke.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:08 am on April 2, 2008
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