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Sarge
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I already posted this field report to another dedicated Philippines forum, so I feel I can share my experience with BTF bros too.
I’ve been planning my cherry trip to Philippines for several months and after I’ve done my homework I was ready to go. This is going to be a descriptive and factual report based on my personal experience and how I saw things there. It’s a damn long piece of writing and there are no photos, so please bear with me and try not to fall asleep after a few paragraphs.
The Flight:
Things started rather amusingly (not) when it was announced at Sydney airport that due to fuel problems the flight to Manila was delayed, only to find later ourselves stranded at Davao (Mindanao) airport waiting for refuelling. I had to listen to an Aussie (a Melbourne diamond geezer) berating Filipinos and Filipinas and the tosser had been coming to Philippines for 38 years, WTF? Anyway I was quite surprised to see pinoys queuing up behind me at the immigration. Apparently they all held an Australian passport so technically they were foreigners. Things went smoothly and I found my Orchid Inn driver easily, lots of girls standing outside staring at me, smiling and some winking at me. One tried to grab my arm asking to take her with me, wherever I was going. Wow, if these were things to cum…
Angeles City (4 days + 1 night) :
It’s a dusty little town, 1st impression is rather negative, and there were lots of traffic and few dodgy vendors loitering in the streets. However, after a couple of days it starts growing on you and you get adjusted to the slow pace of things. Not much to do apart from whoring and bar hopping but that is the only reason I was there. Tried a trike to Robinson’s and it was a fun ride but too cramped and felt rather silly being there. Re: Hawkers - they must think that foreigners are all impotent, that is why they pestered us with Viagra and Cialis (and every possible junk under the sun). Best way to deal with these low-lifers is to ignore them as if they were invisible but still after the umpteenth daily approach they started getting on my nerves. One was so insistent in flogging his ware (Viagra, cheap fags, lighters, fake leather goods and more Viagra) that I told him to send me his sister to prove that I don’t need Viagra and that shut him up!
Orchid Inn Hotel:
When I arrived I didn’t think it was a hotel as you enter there is a bar and a pool room and you have to walk thru’ that to reach the reception. I booked a Family Superior Deluxe Room and at USD $50 per night I was rather surprised that breakfast wasn’t included, they had the cheek to charge me P.245 for full English brekky every day. Very poor value! The actual hotel and room is tired and in need of redecoration, the only redeeming feature is the pool area, a nice place to hang around. Staffs were very polite and nice, in fact some of the girls working there are so easy on the eye, and could have been top billing in most bars. There were a couple of them so sweet and maganda I enjoyed flirting with them at every opportunity. Checked the new Wild Orchid and it is very nice with an even better pool, but it’s more expensive. All in all I can’t recommend the Orchid Inn as you get poor value for your money. I won't be back there next time I’m in Angeles City.
Food:
It’s standard International American fare, abundant and tasteless, didn’t try many places but Orchid Inn seemed the least worst option in town, albeit more expensive. One thing which I never understood why they kept putting bacon rashers on my grilled steak? Even when I specifically request plain grilled rib eye steak, weird… is that an American thing? I sampled a couple of Filipino restaurants in Cebu, peasant styled food, lots of roast pork and fried stuff, no wonder they look so out of shape compared to other fellow Asians. Philippines is a very nice country but its food is not their best feature, actually come to think, if you are in need to lose a few pounds (as I do!) then it can be a good thing as I don’t feel like much eating.
Angeles Bars:
Now to the real beef, bars! I was in town for 5 days (originally intended to stay 7 but went to Cebu for 2 days, more of that later) but I had a ball, great atmosphere in most bars, girls were all over me every time I entered a bar. I only mention the bars who stuck in my memory for good or bad, but I visited a lot more.
Voodoo-
This is was my very 1st bar I visited, when I entered there were just a couple of bored customers and even more bored dancers / waitress. Mamasan was nice and friendly and managed to get a drink off me but she was a good chat. It also was my 1st BF in Philippines, nothing to write home about but a reasonable experience. Never went back in there again as there are far better options in Fields Avenue.
Dirty Duck-
Came in there in dire needs of a dirty f***, on my last day in AC and boy didn’t get just that! The raunchiest shag I had in Angeles City, not the greatest looker but I was sold on her when she mimed a BJ motion, from her dancing stage and made suggestive hip sways. Asked her over, she sat on my lap, whispered a few words in my ear and shortly after we were on our way to my hotel. As soon as we’d undressed ourselves in the bathroom she dropped on her knees and started blowing me with gusto, making slurping noises in the process. After the shower we resumed in bed and the rest was a blur motion of any possible position I could think of. Definitely one of the best 3 holers in town; a most intense 24 years old LBFM
Cambodia-
Good bar to visit but there were a couple persistent waiters pestering me to buy a LD to any girl I was talking to. It kind spoiled the mood; I always make it clear that I’m not going to be pushed into buying a LDs. I do it only when I find a girl I like to chat and spend time with and if she doesn’t ask for one. The minute she demands a LD, I lose interest in her. I paid so many LDs to all and sundry, only because they were nice to me and didn’t ask for one, even to girls I had no intention to bf. But not if I get pressurised into buying LDs
Champagne-
That last sentence takes me nicely (so to speak) to this joint; as soon as I sat down and ordered my drink, 2 waitresses sat next to me and started to chat me up. One of them claimed to be a cherry girl and both them very nice and friendly. Here comes the fat dragon…sorry the mamasan and after a couple minutes she asks that I buy LDs to both of them; well not! She got pissed off and ordered both girls to vacate the seat near me and leave me alone. The cherry girl wouldn’t have it and hung on my legs while the fat dragon…sorry the mamasan pulled her forcibly away from me. Finished my drink and left the place, would never step inside there unless the change mamasan. Apart from that, it was a fun place filled up with punters and a few gamely dancers, pity coz I had eyed one and she looked so disappointed to see me go, so on my way out I walked to her and gave 200 pesos tip, but only after I waved the banknotes in the face of the fat dragon…sorry the mamasan. This place gets the dubious award of worst mamasan in town.
Blue Nile-
The grooviest place in town, no argument; tons of dancing girls, loud music, moving dancing stage, electric atmosphere, smart uniformed staff – the place rocked! There was a dancer-cum-waitress drank as a shank, wearing a funny party hat, insisting that I should buy her a drink - she wouldn’t take a no for an answer and followed me all the way to the door, almost on the street. This joint gets my award as trendiest bar in town.
Lancelot-
Funny looking place, medieval décor and feel, lots of girls milling around and dancers, second only Blue Nile, in dancing enthusiasm. I always enjoyed myself there; never bar fined anyone but good place to party. Shame about the corny décor and dark, claustrophobic feel, otherwise it would have been joint best bar.
La Bamba-
Ah… this place gets my award for the best looking door girl, in fact I would as far to say that she is joint best looking gal in Angeles (alongside with a Brown Sugar dancer, more of that later). The actual bar is nothing special but it has a good atmosphere, I flirted a little with the stunner (door girl) and went in for a quick drink. As soon as I sat down she went inside and joined me, offered her a LD and we chatted away, lovely & sweet personality. I was pondering the merit of bar fining her (if she was available) then the usual waitress chipped in asking for more and more LDs, even when her glass was three quarter full. In the end the waitress antics got on my nerves, it kind ruined the atmosphere between us. Pity as I really fancied that girl…
Roadhouse-
I include this bar as I have read and seen so many photos of the place that it was in my to do list, sadly every time I went there it was devoid of customers and had no atmosphere at all. Dancers’ uniform didn’t appeal to me; I thought it was an overrated place.
Brown Sugar-
Nice bar, one of my favourite repeat visits, always enjoyed myself in there. Got (over) friendly with a couple of waitress, absolutely hilarious couple, they had me in stitches. While looking at the dancers, I spotted a vision, an absolute cracker, she had odd looks for a Pinay, and I later found out that she was from Samar and 18 years old. I wanted to bar fine her on the spot but she was on her period, so that was a bit of a disappointment; however, I returned a few days later and got the green light, but as she was a little inexperienced and she asked for some company. So I also bar fined one of the crazy waitress, just to keep my little Samar Princess sweet. She claimed that she had lost her virginity a couple weeks earlier to a Japanese punter, for a King’s ransom – 35,000P, WTF! Anyway things didn’t turned out quite as I wanted as my little Samar Princess was totally hopeless in bed but I just couldn’t unglue my eyes off her striking looking face and gorgeous golden skinned body, the other girl was 29 years old and a bit on plump side but fun to be with.
Bunny Ranch-
Same enjoyable bar as Brown Sugar, a total fun place - loads of dancers and some great lookers too, I bar fined 3 times here and always had good experiences. My second best AC shag was from here, a sexy 25 years old Palawan kitten, fully compliant in bed and up for anything I wanted. Another night I re-bar fined her this time with one of the waitress, who only had just started working there; in fact she didn’t have a uniform and was in civvies all the time. Cute and plump-ish 20 years old pinay and a good sport, I couldn’t stop teasing her and flipping her over like a rag-doll on my lap, to the amusement and shrieks of delights from her co-workers. She was a bundle of fun.
Santos Street Bars-
I never actually patronised any of the bars in Santos Street but I was offered BJs at every turn; couldn’t quite bring myself to let these rough looking pinays, some with crooked teeth in dire needs of a dentist, work on my dick. Not to mention that most bars were grotty little holes in the wall. Not my cuppa!
Girls & Internet Buddies:
I chat on regular basis with several cyber-pinays whom I got to know through a Filipina website. Some of these girls are true players; they know every trick of the trade and play the internet game to relieve gullible foreigners of their hard earned cash. I mean, some are so brazen and upfront in soliciting and begging for money; so, I just hit them for six and that usually shut them up. In the end I met two of the most decent online pinays and had great time with them. One was an 18 years Leyte girl studying in Angeles City, petite and cute with a killer little body; a sweet little shag. The second one a 22 years old Cebuana, with whom I spent (too) many hours online teasing her to death, I met her in Cebu and for two days she gave me a great girlfriend experience, I will meet her again. These were standard relationships and both girls were genuinely looking for a steady foreigner honey-ko. While I was in some internet shops in Fields Avenue, I witnessed first hand some of the shenanigans these cyber pinays resort to; it seemed amusing at that time but I guess if I were at the receiving end, I wouldn’t have been impressed. These players start at young age and get more and more sophisticated in their tricks as they get older. There were a couple of teenage girls (I guess, they must have been 14 or 15 years old) who were flicking pages after pages of foreign teenage boys photo albums, in the same fashion and critical eye of women when perusing a departmental store magazine. They had several chat box windows open and were flirting with several boys online; just a few deft clicks here and there and some cliché phrases...Fascinating!
Cebu City and surrounding (2 days) :
I spent a couple of days in Cebu and can sincerely recommend it to anyone wanting to get away from the madness of Manila. I would say that Cebu is something in between Angeles City (with a lot fewer bars, of course) and Manila (with a much kinder pace of life) and plus the sea is close by. I saw a couple of karaoke and go-go bars near my hotel but as I was staying with my online Cebuana I couldn’t investigate further. There a few exclusive resorts (Shangri-la & Plantation Bay, just to name a few) but they are expensive and tend to cater mainly for Koreans and Americans.
to be continued....
Sarge
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:17 am on Oct. 5, 2005
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gym
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I like your LD policy. I too do not mind buying LD's and think I am very generous. Was at Suzy Wong in Phuket and had bought LD's the night before--stopped in the next night and the fat mamason just orders one on my tab. I drank and left to never return.
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Posted on: 8:23 am on Oct. 5, 2005
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Frank La Rue
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Good FR Sarge, glad to see you are still enjoying yourself
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