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vox
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A boy is struggling with his homework and his dad asks, "What're you working on?" The boy says, "I have to write a paper on the difference between theory and reality."
The father nods and smirks. "Go ask your mother if she'd f*** the mailman for a million dollars." The boy goes, comes back and says, "She said yes." Father nods, says, "Go ask your sister if she'd f*** the mailman for a million dollars." The boy comes back and says, "She said yes, too."
The father nods. "See son, in theory, we have a couple million dollars. In reality, we live with a couple of whores."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:59 pm on May 29, 2015
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Meatywsg
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A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday...
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, How are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?"
Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him"
Inside the bartender says, "The usual Jim?"
Jim says to his wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team"
Next a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave for the special again??"
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a waiting taxi...
The taxi driver says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! you picked up an ugly one this time..."
Jim's funeral is on Sunday!!!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:16 am on Aug. 20, 2015
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Meatywsg
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They asked "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked I answered, "Yes, that's her."
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident."
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality..."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:17 am on Aug. 20, 2015
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Meatywsg
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A guy comes home from work, runs into the living room, and flops down in front of the TV.
He quickly turns it on and starts flipping through the channels.
His wife walks into the living room and the guys says to her, "Wife, hurry up and get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife goes to the fridge, cracks a beer and gives it to her husband.
The husband slams down the beer, gives her the empty, and tells her, "Hurry up and get me another one! It's gonna start soon!"
The wife goes to the fridge, gets another beer, cracks it open, and takes it to her husband.
The guy slams the beer again, gives her the empty, and says, "Hurry up and get me 1 more beer, it's gonna start ANY minute!"
The wife, getting upset, goes to the fridge, gets him a beer, cracks it open, gives it to her husband and says "You know, all you ever do around here is come home from work, sit in front of the TV, bark orders at me, drink beer...”
The guy, hearing his wife complaining, sips his beer, sighs, and says, "YEP, IT'S STARTED
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:19 am on Aug. 20, 2015
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Meatywsg
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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:23 am on Aug. 20, 2015
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bkkz
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Here's an oldie:
A man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-trade.
"How much do you charge?", asks Gerdial Singh
Mary replies, "It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job."
He says, "500 ringgit for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Mary says, "Do you see that Mary Restaurant on the corner?"
Yes."
"Do you see the next Mary's about another block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see the third Mary's, just by the side of the old Cathay cinema?"
"Yes."
"Well," says Mary, smiling invitingly, "I own those.
And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 ringgit."
The man exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel.
A short time later, he is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 ringgit.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?"
Mary replies,"RM1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
Mary then says, while signalling him to come closer to her.
"Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the junction to Jalan Sultan Ismail?
I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every sen of 1,500 ringgit !"
The poor guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Give it to me !!!"
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to put off the purchase of a new cell phone for one more glorious and unforgettable experience.
He then asks Mary,"How much for some pussy?"
Mary replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur is laid out before us..... all those beautiful lights, banks.... corporate offices.... business houses..... and big-&-small shops and places?"
"Wowwww !!" he shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city ??"
"No," Mary replies, "but I would if I had a pussy!"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:19 pm on April 11, 2016
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vox
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That's a pretty good one. Easily adaptable to whatever city you want to set it in, too.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:46 am on April 12, 2016
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JackRabbit
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Real story in here...
I sat in a bar sipping my beer.
A female... past the date tried to get comfy with me.
I asked :"Do I look like a Kevin Costner ?"
She said :"No..?!"
Me:"Yep...because I do not dance with wolves."
JR
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:38 pm on April 12, 2016
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vox
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This is an oldie, but I had forgotten it and just heard it again the other day.
In a busy hospital ward, a doctor has to write a quick prescription and finds he doesn't have a pen. He stops a passing nurse and asks to borrow hers. Pre-occupied with many other matters, she automatically reaches into her pocket and hands him a...thermometer.
The doctor laughs and holds up the thermometer in front of the nurse. She exclaims, annoyed: "Oh no! Some asshole has my pen!"
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:45 am on May 20, 2016
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