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Falangland and Thailand
Borders. How different they can be,
between the U.S. and Mexico, fierce yet porous,
between the Scandinavian countries, hardly there,
between Australia and everyone else, a nutural auquatic gulf,
between the have and have nots, how far is that one,
how high is the fence, how pourous are its borders,
how natural is the gulf?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:12 pm on Feb. 11, 2010
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Thai Girls/Tour Guides
TGs, once you get them under the skin, the’re like herpes, you can never get rid of them again.
I know that doesn’t sound very romantic, or hygienic, but romantic, that’s what those TGs are, trust me.
They make a man who doesn’t believe in love for himself believe in it once again.
They are every cliché in the book, dark skinned mysterious eyes gentle spirited spicy oriental f*** bunnies.
And that’s a good thing.
Until you notice your next herpes outbreak. Just when you were about to kiss a white girl,
You notice you can’t stop thinking about that TG from Kosamui, or was it Phuket?
Either way, she is breaking out all over you now and the sexy white chick in front of you,
Well, f***, she might as well be Margaret Thatcher.
Because you have TGs on the brain, eating away at it, like meningitis.
But what can I say, f*** them, TGs are the best.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:33 pm on Feb. 11, 2010
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tezza
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Some Ads in the Personals
Can be really deceptive
The reader is more often
Required to be perceptive
Seeking “Friendship First”
Does not exclude any smut
Its just that she want’s to
Live down her reputation as a slut
If she has an
Old-fashioned disposition
Mean’s she only does it
In the missionary position
If she says that she is calm
And is emotionally secure
Means she is either a drunk
Or on Medication for sure
If she suggests that she
Has lived life in a sociable way
Means she’s been passed around
Like an hors d'oeuvres tray
If she says she’s Athletic inclined
And claims to be out going
Means she is flat chested
Loud and quite embarrassing
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:37 pm on Feb. 11, 2010
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thailife
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the Diceman:
Little Bo Peep f***ed her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
f***ed her ass and went to bed
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "hey, free electric and gas!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her
Jill said "no", Jack said "so, I'll ram it in your
dumper!"
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Will she blow me in the car
Because I bought her dinner, she had fun
Now my balls are boiling and I'd like to cum
Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack
The cupboard was bare
She didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack
Peter Peter pumkin eater
Whacked off in the movie theater
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Hickory Dickory Dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock
*Thanks Peter*
Betty and Jack, up a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First cums Betty, then cums Jack
Then cums the goo out of Betty's crack
Little Boy Blue
He needed the money
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie f***ed that one-eyed slut
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit
Washed it down with some tea
Roll, roll, roll your c***
Gently down my prick
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Then you'll suck my dick
Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two, I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That f***in' Huar.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy
Littly Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider,
Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dog a bone
She bent over,
Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore
I ain't your pop
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upn the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends twat
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the f*** are they going?
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his f***in' dick
GWEEBUCKADEE!!!
There was an old lady
Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Patty cake, patty cake
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
f*** her in the can
Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooley dick got hard
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
That's more than my lazy wife does
That fat, f***in' smelly babboon
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray,
The guy that f***ed her ass
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub
Faggots have threesomes, too
So f***in' what
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I f***ed your mother's ass
And she had you
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:52 pm on Feb. 11, 2010
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tezza
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In the back of my mind I knew Thailife would come up with the smuttiest poem 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:59 pm on Feb. 11, 2010
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Quim
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Good ones tezza and thailife. Tezza's because it describes real life romance, and thailife's because it was written for kids.
But now, please contribute your own poem, smutty or not, but please, please, try to use "f***" at least once. 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:04 pm on Feb. 11, 2010
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Plastic bowl plastic chair
Hot soi stench of sex
Anticipation blurs perception
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:27 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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thailife
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Suck my dick
you rotten bitch
swirl my cum
then swallow it down
piss on my face
then spank me with lace
till my ass bleeds red
all over the bed
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:42 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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thailife
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you f***in' slut
lick my butt
probe with your toungue
but watch out for the bung
back to the bar
with a mouthful of tar
to share with the next bar fine
as you get ready to incline
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:54 pm on Feb. 12, 2010
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