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thailien
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Thanks for the responses guys. Some good ideas already.
@BK So post the joke in Thai so I can try it out with the girls.
@jibblies Funny post! You got me laughing. I live alone so I don't have to hear the wacky sounds on Thai TV. I've seen enough to know what you're talking about, tho.
@Quim Great Post, thanks! "And most of the time you will have them protesting sweetly, no no, you not fat, you only pompoie, no no, you not hairy same same king kong, you same baby monkey tilac, no no, you not old man, you have power mahk mahk."
Yes indeed, the girls can be sweet to us hairy, old, beer-bellied farangs. Sticking out my belly and patting it can get smiles and sympathy.
Comparing myself to an animal... I like it. My bird imitations have elicited smiles, whenever I meet a lady nicknamed Nok นก
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:39 am on May 28, 2009
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Bub
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Try speaking Thai, especially if you're lousy at it. So, when they ask where you're from, in Thai, you'll misunderstand and say your age. When they ask your name, you will tell them the name of your hotel. When they ask if you would like to eat their pussy, you will tell them that you have 2 children.
Believe me, they can't stop laughing!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:57 am on Sep. 7, 2009
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bkkz
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Quote: from thailien on 8:39 pm on May 28, 2009
@BK So post the joke in Thai so I can try it out with the girls.
Ask them this, what do you get when I delete the "lor-ling" from the Thai word for Korean (kau-lii) ?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:18 am on Sep. 7, 2009
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don5252
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Tell a SC or NP GoGo girl you'll give her 1K LT
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:41 am on Sep. 8, 2009
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romeland
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To turn the topic round - try this to make yourself laugh (non English people may not appreciate the humour of it).
When a girl asks your name, tell them it is Noel Edmonds (who is a b-list UK celebity for those who don't know), and watch them struggle to repeat the name. When they say the name in their cute, scruntched up face... sounding something like "Nor Redman...." for me, this is laugh out loud time.
This probably explains why I am a sad idiot, but it makes me laugh everytime, and usually the girl will laugh with you (maybe at you - but who cares).
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:02 am on Sep. 8, 2009
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madfrog
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Last time I got a whole bar laughting was in soi 6, I was there with one of my long time regular and the evening was slow, then this younf Thai guy come, selling all sort of tiny wire dolls, including some golliwog dolls...15 baht per piece, so I bought a bunch of them and started to make a golliwog Kama Sutra and to offer a position to each girl...the ladyboy of the bar was not forgotten and got two guys f***ing each other, one with a flower on his head and a big mouth...
The girls were almost pissing themself laughting...
After this they sure liked me, at least enought for the two very new girl (second day, freshly arrived from Nakhon Wherethef***arewee) to accept to go upstair together with me for a "fitness lesson" 
Madfrog
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:02 am on Sep. 26, 2009
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Kaymanx
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This is good observation, thailien. It is always a great leap forward towards your goal of happiness if you can make people laugh. One sure fire way to succeed with the girls is to send them laughing all the way to the bank. The next time you show your face in the bar they will start laughing in anticipation. This has worked for me.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:26 am on Sep. 26, 2009
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