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david 85260
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Quote from Expatchuck:
I came to Thailand over 30 years ago for the first time and have decided this is the place I wish to die and my ashes scattered, preferably over a golf course. I haven't traveled to the US since 1991 and am unlikely to do so in my remaining years.
And yet another gem from my man expatchuck:
Quote from Expatchuck:
David 85260:
This link will take you to a place with 16 pages on how to keep your asshole from emanating that horrid smell generally associated with assholes.
http://bkkx.com/cgi-bin/forum/topic.cgi?forum=12&topic=1125
If you follow the instructions contained in these 16 pages, you will no longer get neck pains from contortions you might be tempted to try, as your asshole will smell peachy clean all the time.
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Chuck before your post calling me an asshole I have never conversed with you. But you called me an asshole! Remember? Do you care to re-read your post?
Or did you send it to me by mistake?
You know I could have said something like;
“Now why on earth would you want to scatter your ashes over a golf course? Don’t you think there is enough pollution on this earth already? Besides it would surly kill the grass.”
“Don’t you agree that mankind would be better served if your ashes were flushed down a toilet? That way they may eventually end up at the bottom of a sewer which would surely give a great deal of comfort to any rat who still resides there, who may have known you in your former life. Of course your ashes may also wind up in a canal too; in which case they would be forever comfortable in an environment of filth and garbage. Right at home; don’t you agree?”
“And why is it that you have not returned to the States since 1991? Is it because you can’t find your way to the airport? Or are you no longer welcome there?”
But no; I am not going to say any of those things! Even though YOU called me an asshole for absolutely no reason and you would have never done so if not for the anonymity afforded by your blind cover. But that is how cowards and bully’s operate isn’t it expatchuck?
I must really sign off from this thread now for I really do not have the time or inclination to read the type of garbage that folks like you post here. My time is better spent doing other things.
And so my friend this is your big chance as well as ButtHead 007 to take a few free shots. Isn’t that what bully’s and cowards love to do? Opps! I mean Buttman 007. Sorry about that.
Please remember Chuck that; ‘It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool; than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.’
Which of course is to late for you since you have already done so. I guess it is a mute point to make this late in the game.
Cheers and enjoy your keyboard strokes to whoever cares to read your rubbish.
Oh and Chuck please be careful who you call an asshole; they may just hear you and 'unscrew your head and shit in it.'
David
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Posted on: 2:23 pm on May 17, 2006
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Dinkum91
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Perhaps I'm missing something here but where in that post did EPC call David whatever an asshole.
When guys are having a rant I don't usually dignify them with a reply, but I think David's gone way over the top.
EPC, I'm with you.
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Posted on: 7:43 pm on May 17, 2006
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ColoradoGuy
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Quote: from harold444 on 3:13 am on May 18, 2006
mr colorado
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state what you believe and let us agree or disagree.
Unfortunately, this doesn't work in your case Harold, as you have already told me that if I don't give the answer you think I should give, you won't believe me anyway. I'll bet everyone except you can read what I wrote and know how I feel. Your world is black and white, mine is in color.
Having a "conversation" with you is quite difficult, so I'll stop. Take care, na. 
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Posted on: 8:48 pm on May 17, 2006
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seajohn
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Is that bells I hear?
Lots and lots and lots of bells...!
It must be the Funny Farm, welcoming a new client...
But beware, dear doctors, and nurses especially. This is a Very Special friend. Extra violent ward. When you try to help him with advice on hygiene or on the stiff neck he complains of, he will believe you are insulting him.
Ja, ja, dis ist der klassik paranoia. Ve haf ze dealing vith it during ze Cold Var! I remember vun kase in particular...
Yeah, yeah, OK, Frankfurter, you're coming too. Put on your nice jacket. That's a boy.
But I am ze herr doctor!
Oh sure you are. That's why we're all going together to a nice place to rest.
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Posted on: 8:56 pm on May 17, 2006
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from david 85260 on 3:15 am on May 18, 2006
Chuck before your post calling me an asshole I have never conversed with you. But you called me an asshole! Remember? Do you care to re-read your post?
Dude, if anything, he gave you hygiene advice - why on Earth he would do that is an exercise best left to the reader, I guess...
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Posted on: 9:04 pm on May 17, 2006
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ColoradoGuy
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Quote: from david 85260 on 3:15 am on May 18, 2006
Chuck before your post calling me an asshole I have never conversed with you. But you called me an asshole! Remember? Do you care to re-read your post?
David, where did EPC do that? You had some funny questions about your asshole and he gave you some direction, in an EPC-sort-of-way. I know EPC and trust me, if he wanted to call you an asshole, he would have done that quite clearly. 
Why is everyone fighting? Must be something in the water, or maybe all of our assholes are not squeeky clean so we are irritated?
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Posted on: 9:09 pm on May 17, 2006
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ThaidUp
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David if you are referring to the sentence...
"This link will take you to a place with 16 pages on how to keep your asshole from emanating that horrid smell generally associated with assholes."
I think English may be a second language to you, whereas Chuck is referring to actual assholes not you being an asshole, but by your own inference to thinking that you are an asshole maybe the reality and who are we to argue with that point.
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Posted on: 9:28 pm on May 17, 2006
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Arizona Wildcat
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Me too David..don't think EPC was calling you an asshole. Although I wasn't reading the "asshole discussion" too attentively (the subject was getting pretty disgusting), I think EPC was just trying to 'one-up' you on the "who could be most disgusting challenge"....not actually trying to insult you. I was actually going to respond to your earlier post comparing the smell of assholes with a remark about how gross it was but I think EPC was just trying to play with you on this very "anal" detour of the conversation.....methinks you might want to reread and rethink this one.
Also, IMHO, I think you're implying that he's an alcoholic or a rat is very uncool (if I understood your intent correctly). I live here in BKK (have lived for almost 10 years) and you're right about some aspects of it being a sewer and there are a lot of alcoholics and losers here but it wasn't cool to go ballistic on EPC (from what I read anyways).
And for BKK being a sewer comment.....yes, it can be ugly at times (though many big cities can lay claims to this as well) BUT it also has a lot to offer as well. And yes Harold444, I absolutely LOVE Thai Babes (versus their mostly disgusting US counterparts) and yes, this was the initial reason I came here many years ago. However, if you've been here more than a few weeks and can't see that there's more to BKK and Thailand then "cheap sex" then it's lost on you and I won't waste anymore time trying to enlighten you. More than anything I was embarassed by your remarks and that I thought you were American. Though after reading your posts more closely Harold, your English is quite poor and I'm thinking it must be a second language so maybe I assumed incorrectly (hopefully) and maybe you are not American.
Anyway back to David 85260, please tell me you're not a "SCUMDEVIL" (that's what we call Sundevils from our rival University in Phoenix)....speaking of assholes does remind me of Sundevils though.....just kidding. Go WILDCATS!
You are right about Arizona being a lovely place though...the mountains are great. Having said that, I've grown to love the jungles of SE Asia.......nice and green.
Anyway, again, you might want to revisit why you are feuding with EPC. Don't think you're righteous on this one Dude.
Later and Peace to all on the forum.......Make love, not war (in Thailand), but send all those terrorist scumbags around the world to hell!!!!!!
Bear Down,
Arizona Wildcat
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Posted on: 10:06 pm on May 17, 2006
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harold444
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nobody says bkk is not a great place.
its just that the people here go for the babes first, everything else is complimentary.
of course there r a few who go for the taxis and others who enjoy the plane ride over.
mr cat.. you can say any country has things to do, great people, etc. iraq has culture, a lot of nice people, etc. iraq does have more of its share of duds though...lol. but you get the point. samoa same same, culture, nice people, greenery. need more examples.
but unfortunately for yours it is also known as the sex capital of the entire planet.
i also realize that sex is such a small industry yet has such a negative impact on your fine people.
but unless you do things to change its image or just dont want o believe your image, nothing will change.
please guys tell me what keeps you going to bkk as a repeat customer.
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Posted on: 12:17 am on May 18, 2006
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Buttman 007
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David--
You have an absolute and complete inability to recognize sarcasm, bordering on clinical retardation.
Smelling a woman's ass was an off-shoot of the "dolphin-girl--69--breathing oxygen from her ass--migration to the bottom of the ocean" thread, which had been developing over several days. And the request for your personal financial information? Do you really think I expected you to post all your income minus expenses, so that I could pass judgement on you? Are you kidding me? I can't imagine anyone other than a complete idiot not seeing past the sarcasm and absurdity in all of that.
Furthermore, your bitter attack on EPC was absolutely out of line. I can't believe the nuclear explosion of hostility, antagonism, belligerence and venom that spewed from your white-trash tongue. You misinterpreted something he said, and then attempted to rip apart his life with all the standard cliches. Unbelievable. Your unfounded, unwarranted, undeserved accusations speak infinitely more about yourself, than it ever did of EPC.
Perhaps it is you that is the drunk, sewer rat, lost in a world that doesn't recognize you. "You doth protest too much," as Shakespeare would say.
By the way, 4 lines from the bottom of your last post you write, "I guess it is a mute point to make this late in the game." Unfortunately, the correct spelling is "moot point." This is just so wonderfully ironic, because in the line above it, you warn EPC to keep his mouth closed such that others won't suspect he's a fool, rather than opening your mouth and remove all doubt [paraphrase].
I suppose you should heed your own advice. Your ranting tirade, coupled with your sophomoric English skills makes you the fool, indeed.
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Posted on: 1:17 am on May 18, 2006
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